Other Craptions

Ironically, the 7-11 is the only store in which they speak English...

BEST . . BLANKET . . . FORT . . .EVAR!!!1

Notice how the horizontal stripes make the street look fat.

When i play fort i fucking mean it

The stripes confuse predators, protecting the herd.

i'm sorry. i was looking for 109 poka dot street.

7-11; the age range of most Taiwanese prostitutes.

That is NOT convenient!!!!

Where's Waldo now ... bitches

Real brand rag! no fake! 109 dolla. You give now!

#109 always felt out of place. Just a plain green sheet in a horizontally striped world.

I guess a Mexican guy is working the register at that 711.

Seven ereven!

Why Is That Box To The Right Of The Green One Floating?

Your new home under the Obama plan!

I wake up at 3pm with a hangover for THIS?!

most boxes are harmless, but one holds a poison most foul...choose wisely

moments before The Tent Offensive began.....

As with all other things, the Japanese have a different interpretation of 'pitching a tent'

Nothing funny about this one. Let's tell dick jokes until somebody makes us stop.

That green box still has to earn it’s stripes.

This is where China puts all their unwanted extra children.

"Just turn left at the hanging, blue-and-white striped sheet. You can't miss it."

This is the best they could do? This picture sucks.

Chinese Condos.

Hide the sheep!! Madonna's looking for tampons again!!

Thank Christ!! Swear to God, man, a Slushee is the ONLY thing that can keep me from freaking out in this alley.

Sheety Sheety Bang Bang

Herro! Wercom to Seven-Ereven...Todae speciaw is "Sklid Eyebaw Swurpee" (Hello...Welcome to 7-11...Today's special is Squid Eyeball Slurpee) DAMMIT! It's not funny when I have to spell it out!!!

Seconds before the zombie outbreak

this is the work of the gayest supervillain since the riddler

Stop looking at craptions and help me find my pants.

This is one of those optical illusions where if you cross your eyes and squint really hard...then you'll look like you belong there with those other slanty eyes.

Apparently 7 Eleven has a problem with spelling their sign in Chinese. ...assholes

Actually, all of the signs say “7-eleven”.

The first rule about stripe club? We do not talk about stripe club.

This is the last thing a garden gnome ever sees.

Isn't it bazzaar

Up yours google street view!

After stumbling into the heart of Stripes country, I gasped as I realized I was wearing nothing but Solids. This could get ugly...

After wading through all that dirty linen, I got Slurpees AND Herpes!!!

I'm going to that 7/11, I'll be back in a couple of hours...

The children who did not obey the rules.

In Communist China, one tarped refridgerator dares to be different.

This 7-11 gets held up all the time. And for some reason the robbers always manage to get away.

Papa-san say my ass stink. Go outside and take sheet.

It's even better in the evening, when they turn on the blinking neon lights.

Damit Bill, we got gypsies again. Call an exterminator.

You're just like crosstown fabric, so hard to get through to you.