Other Craptions

only in Japa-... Mexico?!

Eight million World of Warcraft players just came simultaneously...

excuse me ma'am your face hugger is on backwards

We love snu snu!

I was going to write a joke about filming the live-action World of Warcraft movie, then I realised that's probably what's going on here.

Xena-phobia

Ok, stop me if you heard this. Two klingon chicks, a horse and a Valkaryie walk into a bar ...

Man, prostitutes in Tijuana will do ANYTHING.

Xena, Migrant Princess.

The Craption below me is worse than mine.

Why doesn't my village ever get taken over by big breasted women warriors? Damn it!

You know this thing is going to be wild, someone in the crowd brought a beach ball!

I can see Chili-Spice, Jalapeño-Spice, Habanero-Spice and...

And thats how the Lesbians conquered Mexico...

The League of Just Tits.

I, for one, welcome our Mexican Amazon overlords.

As if the regular old illegal aliens from other parts of planet Earth weren't bad enough...

I saw porn that started this way

Lucy Lawless found it hard to find paying gigs after "Xena" got cancelled....

What the hell is everyone else looking at??

Pictured: Pedro and his wife Carmen and their children.

This is what happens when women hang around each other too much, and start having their periods at the same time.

We are the Scientologists from the future! We have come for Tom Cruz! What?! It's Tom Cruise?! Great, we are thousands of miles of course and I smell like beans and urine.

Dondè està Donna?: Mexico's version of Where's Waldo. (Hint: She's in the lower left corner)

In some parts of the world, Cat Fights are taken very seriously.

Yeah, I am wearing shades mother fucker. What are you gonna do about it?

Approximately 300,000 Mexicans play World of Warcraft. Oddly, none of them own computers.

It took three Mexican warrior women but the giant pinata was finally destroyed.

Who keeps stealing my family reunion photos?!??!?!

There's Waldo!!

Is that really the official US Border Patrol uniform?

2012....The Prophesy Comes Through

the mexican version of the brady bunch

The little known seqaul to Xena: Warrior Princess... "Mexena".

CPGM: Chupacabra Protection Guild of Mexico

"THIS IS GUADALAJARA!!!"

www.3GirlsoneBull.com

Gene Simmons will do anything for a buck. He is such a greedy Jew.

Fuck a wall, just put Sheila the Terrible and her minions on the border. MUAHAHAHA!

What happens in Tijuana should probably stay in Tijuana.

It wasn't clear exactly what these women were doing in the parade, but everyone agreed they should probably be topless.

ALL OF YOUR PENIS ARE BELONG TO US

This one time..at band camp ...

These new Star Trek series just get worse and worse.

Senores y senoras, are you not entertained?!

XXXena.

Why you shouldn't eat the worm in your Tequila.

The wait at the border is a lot shorter for the warrior princesses

Juan, take off that cowboy hat, you look ridiculous.