Other Craptions

  1. Let's go hang us a blaaaaaaaaaaaaack man!!!
    zbeebs
    324 Crack-Ups
  2. KKK brand cotton: Gets your sheets looking their whitest.
    Truthiness
    294 Crack-Ups
  3. Pictured: A petting zoo in Alabama.
    rustytrombone
    242 Crack-Ups
  4. And what did you see Clarice...
    Gatt
    204 Crack-Ups
  5. They're gonna burn a cross in front of the black sheep's stall.
    CavalierX
    174 Crack-Ups
  6. Did they all dress alike on purpose, or was it "shear" coincidence?
    GaseousClay
    154 Crack-Ups
  7. In Saudi Arabia, even petting zoos must adhere to religious law.
    jtklove
    138 Crack-Ups
  8. This is the second shittiest haunted house I've ever been to.
    Jeff Kelly
    108 Crack-Ups
  9. the black sheep of the familly finally find a way to fit in.
    fielder69
    92 Crack-Ups
  10. Obama voters line up for the inaguration.
    CavalierX
    84 Crack-Ups
  11. Oh, the irony! First they shave them, then they put sweaters on them....
    QA_Tester
    74 Crack-Ups
  12. Fed up with all of the proverbs involving black sheep, white sheep form their first white supremacist organization.
    siromar
    70 Crack-Ups
  13. Stop it with the ku klux lamb craptions, the sheep underneath are black.
    doug_the_jug
    66 Crack-Ups
  14. New Zealand lingerie.
    stodavr
    64 Crack-Ups
  15. How about this? The craptions stay randomized, with all the vote count hidden until the next day when the winner is announced. This way we have a chance to see all of them and not just the earliest.
    Jeepster
    56 Crack-Ups
  16. I ordered three pigs in a blanket. What in the hell is this?
    DamnitDog
    52 Crack-Ups
  17. Sheeping bags? What?
    mrpeabody
    44 Crack-Ups
  18. Feeling Sheepish about joining the KKK?
    Ed_Gein
    42 Crack-Ups
  19. 3 sheep, 1 cup...
    Brett-Butler
    42 Crack-Ups
  20. extra large tampons come in individual packaging.
    Ed_Gein
    40 Crack-Ups
  21. When Michael Richards can't sleep, he counts racist sheep.
    Thomas Calnan
    40 Crack-Ups
  22. You should see what the Wolf is wearing...
    QuickWit
    36 Crack-Ups
  23. Good luck everyone. I hope ewe win!!
    Thomas Calnan
    32 Crack-Ups
  24. A sheep in sheep's clothing?
    stodavr
    32 Crack-Ups
  25. Come on... is sex with multiple anonymous partners REALLY better?
    CavalierX
    28 Crack-Ups
  26. You know its a shitty craption when everyone enters the same goddamned thing.
    tthom979
    28 Crack-Ups
  27. Mommy was right! Racists aren't real people!
    getittwistd
    26 Crack-Ups
  28. Ku Klux...nevermind.
    phreesh
    24 Crack-Ups
  29. Three sheep enter....one sheep leaves....
    hadabochi
    24 Crack-Ups
  30. Benny was well on his way to making Grand Dragon, until that fateful day when he shit in his robe in front of everyone.
    ShawnStu
    24 Crack-Ups
  31. "And now for our big announcement! This new product - the sheep blanket - has been specially designed to fight the spread of foot and mouth disease! As you can see, it covers the whole body. Well, except for the feet... and the mouth.... Shit."
    Thomas Calnan
    22 Crack-Ups
  32. The goat's had thought of the perfect disguise to use during their escape that night: The Redneck. No one would notice them wandering about the county fair in a drunken manner, as they would just blend in with the locals.
    getittwistd
    20 Crack-Ups
  33. And then we were haunted by the ghosts of dinner past.
    ajp1015
    20 Crack-Ups
  34. The Republican Party finally abandoned the elephant as their mascot.
    rustytrombone
    20 Crack-Ups
  35. A-baah Ghraib
    Liquorish
    18 Crack-Ups
  36. Ok, who wants to start a pool as to when the d-bag with the voting system complaint gets his craption yanked. I'll put my money on 5 minutes from now.
    getittwistd
    18 Crack-Ups
  37. MA-A-A-A-T DA-A-A-A-M-O-O-O-N
    getittwistd
    18 Crack-Ups
  38. Gareth is wrong. You have to submit within the first 2 minutes. And honestly - if people are going to continue to bitch about the voting method - why not put up some alternative suggestions - I mean honestly - I am not going to read past about 20 o
    MindPez
    16 Crack-Ups
  39. ku klux lamb
    bigthemat
    16 Crack-Ups
  40. Assassins Creed 2 takes a different direction...
    b3rTy
    16 Crack-Ups
  41. Furries disguising their disguises
    Eduardo Rodriguez
    16 Crack-Ups
  42. Those are obviously fucking Goats. Not Sheep.
    TeamCraption
    14 Crack-Ups
  43. 'I know, let's dress up the sheep as ghosts. That'll be fun!' 'Don't you think that'll come across as racist?' 'Of course not? How could that happen?'
    Brett-Butler
    14 Crack-Ups
  44. It happens every time. They have a good thing going, then they have to add Robin and Batgirl, and the Batman franchise goes to shit for a decade.
    crazyivan
    12 Crack-Ups
  45. Cloned sheep often disguise themselves as regular sheep to try and fit in.
    Dragonman
    12 Crack-Ups
  46. Where the white women aaaaaaaat?
    Shovelman
    12 Crack-Ups
  47. The first segregated petting zoo.
    sofaking
    12 Crack-Ups
  48. Not Pictured: Larry the...uh...black sheep of the family.
    dubiousmx
    10 Crack-Ups
  49. After the trial, the victims who testified entered the witness protection program.
    CavalierX
    10 Crack-Ups