Let's go hang us a blaaaaaaaaaaaaack man!!!
zbeebs
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KKK brand cotton: Gets your sheets looking their whitest.
Truthiness
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And what did you see Clarice...
Gatt
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They're gonna burn a cross in front of the black sheep's stall.
CavalierX
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Did they all dress alike on purpose, or was it "shear" coincidence?
GaseousClay
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In Saudi Arabia, even petting zoos must adhere to religious law.
jtklove
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This is the second shittiest haunted house I've ever been to.
Jeff Kelly
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the black sheep of the familly finally find a way to fit in.
fielder69
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Obama voters line up for the inaguration.
CavalierX
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Oh, the irony! First they shave them, then they put sweaters on them....
QA_Tester
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Fed up with all of the proverbs involving black sheep, white sheep form their first white supremacist organization.
siromar
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Stop it with the ku klux lamb craptions, the sheep underneath are black.
doug_the_jug
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How about this? The craptions stay randomized, with all the vote count hidden until the next day when the winner is announced. This way we have a chance to see all of them and not just the earliest.
Jeepster
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I ordered three pigs in a blanket. What in the hell is this?
DamnitDog
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Feeling Sheepish about joining the KKK?
Ed_Gein
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extra large tampons come in individual packaging.
Ed_Gein
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When Michael Richards can't sleep, he counts racist sheep.
Thomas Calnan
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You should see what the Wolf is wearing...
QuickWit
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A sheep in sheep's clothing?
stodavr
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Come on... is sex with multiple anonymous partners REALLY better?
CavalierX
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You know its a shitty craption when everyone enters the same goddamned thing.
tthom979
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Mommy was right! Racists aren't real people!
getittwistd
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Three sheep enter....one sheep leaves....
hadabochi
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Benny was well on his way to making Grand Dragon, until that fateful day when he shit in his robe in front of everyone.
ShawnStu
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"And now for our big announcement! This new product - the sheep blanket - has been specially designed to fight the spread of foot and mouth disease! As you can see, it covers the whole body. Well, except for the feet... and the mouth.... Shit."
Thomas Calnan
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The goat's had thought of the perfect disguise to use during their escape that night: The Redneck. No one would notice them wandering about the county fair in a drunken manner, as they would just blend in with the locals.
getittwistd
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And then we were haunted by the ghosts of dinner past.
ajp1015
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The Republican Party finally abandoned the elephant as their mascot.
rustytrombone
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Ok, who wants to start a pool as to when the d-bag with the voting system complaint gets his craption yanked. I'll put my money on 5 minutes from now.
getittwistd
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Gareth is wrong. You have to submit within the first 2 minutes. And honestly - if people are going to continue to bitch about the voting method - why not put up some alternative suggestions - I mean honestly - I am not going to read past about 20 o
MindPez
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Assassins Creed 2 takes a different direction...
b3rTy
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Those are obviously fucking Goats.
Not Sheep.
TeamCraption
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'I know, let's dress up the sheep as ghosts. That'll be fun!'
'Don't you think that'll come across as racist?'
'Of course not? How could that happen?'
Brett-Butler
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It happens every time. They have a good thing going, then they have to add Robin and Batgirl, and the Batman franchise goes to shit for a decade.
crazyivan
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Cloned sheep often disguise themselves as regular sheep to try and fit in.
Dragonman
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Where the white women aaaaaaaat?
Shovelman
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The first segregated petting zoo.
sofaking
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Not Pictured: Larry the...uh...black sheep of the family.
dubiousmx
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After the trial, the victims who testified entered the witness protection program.
CavalierX
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