Other Craptions

Carrying his wife's massive Purse and Dildo...get that man a klondike bar

The guy who owns the smallest gun EVER

Excuse me, while I fuck the sky.

God I hate returning grandma's christmas presents.

"If erection persists for more than four hours, please consult a physician immediately..."

"Well, your penis is on time, but you're fifteen minutes late!!"

dickmarkandspencer.com

Yes, I was on holiday at Pen Island.

In Japan, this would be called 'Tuesday'.

Marks and Spenser try to increase their market penetration.

Bring out your vaginas! Bring out your vaginas!

"Special delivery for the Statue of Liberty"

Ironically, his car is tiny.

Mark was surprised how well the gargantuan red dildo distracted bystanders away from the dead body in his bag.

My God! That man's......thumb.....is so swollen!

Mine's bigger.

Worst. Cell Phone. Ever.

No, John, it's "Speak softly and carry a big stick"...STICK!!!

Wacky flailing inflatable cock man.

The bag is where he keeps the condom.

Is that man carrying a purse!?

Sadly, the doctors would never diagnose Tom's giant malignant tumor, as they were too busy high-fiving him.

You may laugh, but Bob never heard another bald joke again.

Sadly, his wife didn't survive.

I hate those dicks that just walk around like they are the only person on the streets

But his feet are so small...

Dammit Joe- I asked for a short-black...

Don just realized that he should have waited until he got home before he took his viagra.

Tom was a little too excited over the January sales

WHY, THAT GENTLEMAN SEEMS TO BE HOLDING A PENIS-SHAPED OBJECT. WHAT ABSURD PURPOSE COULD IT SERVE? WHO CARES. IT LOOKS LIKE A PENIS. GOD DAMN, PENISES ARE SO HILARIOUS. EVERYONE MUST LAUGH AT THE PENIS. I LOVE POINTING OUT EVERY SINGLE PHALLIC OBJECT

Pics from the set of the new Earthworm Jim movie.

How embarassing, caught in public with a man purse.

We need to think outside the box...for all our sakes...

Looks like Valentine's Day is right around the corner...

I guess it's true what they say about black guys.

If your erection lasts longer than.... WHAT THE FUCK??

This man is obviously compensating for his small sports car...

Honey, get the kids outta the house! I'll be home in 5 minutes!

fun with dick and jane

I wonder what dad got me this Christmas.

These new buddy cop comedies have got to stop

In an exciting announcement, scientists declared the question whether black men have bigger penises finally settled.

This was sure to be the oddest joust ever

Lorena Bobbitt meets Clifford the big red dog.

Ok, fine! I have penis envy. Happy now, Freud?

Buy now for an early Valentine's Day gift.

"Marks and Spencer's is my last hope. If they don't carry humongous jockstraps, I'm doomed."

Now THAT'S what I call "false advertising."

I’ve heard that it looks bigger after a circumcision but…WOW!