Other Craptions

  1. Carrying his wife's massive Purse and Dildo...get that man a klondike bar
    wamsachel
    305 Crack-Ups
  2. The guy who owns the smallest gun EVER
    Eduardo Rodriguez
    253 Crack-Ups
  3. Excuse me, while I fuck the sky.
    Chaos Merchant
    184 Crack-Ups
  4. God I hate returning grandma's christmas presents.
    nervousnerd
    178 Crack-Ups
  5. "If erection persists for more than four hours, please consult a physician immediately..."
    CavalierX
    167 Crack-Ups
  6. "Well, your penis is on time, but you're fifteen minutes late!!"
    Thomas Calnan
    145 Crack-Ups
  7. dickmarkandspencer.com
    Riggz309
    103 Crack-Ups
  8. Yes, I was on holiday at Pen Island.
    Brett-Butler
    92 Crack-Ups
  9. In Japan, this would be called 'Tuesday'.
    joebu23
    89 Crack-Ups
  10. Marks and Spenser try to increase their market penetration.
    Swaimfan
    89 Crack-Ups
  11. Bring out your vaginas! Bring out your vaginas!
    DrTom
    80 Crack-Ups
  12. "Special delivery for the Statue of Liberty"
    EvilJerry
    72 Crack-Ups
  13. Ironically, his car is tiny.
    Fkelleghan
    71 Crack-Ups
  14. Mark was surprised how well the gargantuan red dildo distracted bystanders away from the dead body in his bag.
    chainfire
    67 Crack-Ups
  15. My God! That man's......thumb.....is so swollen!
    DrTom
    58 Crack-Ups
  16. Mine's bigger.
    Fkelleghan
    56 Crack-Ups
  17. Worst. Cell Phone. Ever.
    Jay Thomas
    54 Crack-Ups
  18. No, John, it's "Speak softly and carry a big stick"...STICK!!!
    zbeebs
    53 Crack-Ups
  19. Wacky flailing inflatable cock man.
    rustytrombone
    52 Crack-Ups
  20. The bag is where he keeps the condom.
    zbeebs
    37 Crack-Ups
  21. Is that man carrying a purse!?
    Ledouche
    36 Crack-Ups
  22. Sadly, the doctors would never diagnose Tom's giant malignant tumor, as they were too busy high-fiving him.
    jared_can_do
    35 Crack-Ups
  23. You may laugh, but Bob never heard another bald joke again.
    E. Kelly
    34 Crack-Ups
  24. Sadly, his wife didn't survive.
    joebu23
    33 Crack-Ups
  25. I hate those dicks that just walk around like they are the only person on the streets
    philosopher_og
    29 Crack-Ups
  26. But his feet are so small...
    jill_sev
    28 Crack-Ups
  27. Dammit Joe- I asked for a short-black...
    Leigh
    28 Crack-Ups
  28. Don just realized that he should have waited until he got home before he took his viagra.
    DrTom
    27 Crack-Ups
  29. Tom was a little too excited over the January sales
    Jediknight
    27 Crack-Ups
  30. WHY, THAT GENTLEMAN SEEMS TO BE HOLDING A PENIS-SHAPED OBJECT. WHAT ABSURD PURPOSE COULD IT SERVE? WHO CARES. IT LOOKS LIKE A PENIS. GOD DAMN, PENISES ARE SO HILARIOUS. EVERYONE MUST LAUGH AT THE PENIS. I LOVE POINTING OUT EVERY SINGLE PHALLIC OBJECT
    DesGardius88
    22 Crack-Ups
  31. Pics from the set of the new Earthworm Jim movie.
    TTizzle
    22 Crack-Ups
  32. How embarassing, caught in public with a man purse.
    SlimTheSham
    22 Crack-Ups
  33. We need to think outside the box...for all our sakes...
    Vincenoir
    22 Crack-Ups
  34. Looks like Valentine's Day is right around the corner...
    CavalierX
    20 Crack-Ups
  35. I guess it's true what they say about black guys.
    jreese
    20 Crack-Ups
  36. If your erection lasts longer than.... WHAT THE FUCK??
    AlecJace
    18 Crack-Ups
  37. This man is obviously compensating for his small sports car...
    piznit
    18 Crack-Ups
  38. Honey, get the kids outta the house! I'll be home in 5 minutes!
    Warzander
    17 Crack-Ups
  39. fun with dick and jane
    Eduardo Rodriguez
    17 Crack-Ups
  40. I wonder what dad got me this Christmas.
    boxedman20
    16 Crack-Ups
  41. These new buddy cop comedies have got to stop
    McIntyre
    16 Crack-Ups
  42. In an exciting announcement, scientists declared the question whether black men have bigger penises finally settled.
    siromar
    16 Crack-Ups
  43. This was sure to be the oddest joust ever
    Shancey
    16 Crack-Ups
  44. Lorena Bobbitt meets Clifford the big red dog.
    ShawnStu
    14 Crack-Ups
  45. Ok, fine! I have penis envy. Happy now, Freud?
    schmidttykr
    13 Crack-Ups
  46. Buy now for an early Valentine's Day gift.
    Ed_Gein
    12 Crack-Ups
  47. "Marks and Spencer's is my last hope. If they don't carry humongous jockstraps, I'm doomed."
    E. Kelly
    12 Crack-Ups
  48. Now THAT'S what I call "false advertising."
    CavalierX
    12 Crack-Ups
  49. I’ve heard that it looks bigger after a circumcision but…WOW!
    haefi
    11 Crack-Ups