Craptions Classics January 06, 2009

Tom had a long, hard walk home.

slickjamesjik

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Carrying his wife's massive Purse and Dildo...get that man a klondike bar

wamsachel

The guy who owns the smallest gun EVER

Eduardo Rodriguez

Excuse me, while I fuck the sky.

Chaos Merchant

God I hate returning grandma's christmas presents.

nervousnerd

"If erection persists for more than four hours, please consult a physician immediately..."

CavalierX

"Well, your penis is on time, but you're fifteen minutes late!!"

Thomas Calnan

dickmarkandspencer.com

Riggz309

Yes, I was on holiday at Pen Island.

Brett-Butler

In Japan, this would be called 'Tuesday'.

joebu23

Marks and Spenser try to increase their market penetration.

Swaimfan

Bring out your vaginas! Bring out your vaginas!

DrTom

"Special delivery for the Statue of Liberty"

EvilJerry

Ironically, his car is tiny.

Fkelleghan

Mark was surprised how well the gargantuan red dildo distracted bystanders away from the dead body in his bag.

chainfire
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