Tom had a long, hard walk home.
Carrying his wife's massive Purse and Dildo...get that man a klondike bar
The guy who owns the smallest gun EVER
Excuse me, while I fuck the sky.
God I hate returning grandma's christmas presents.
"If erection persists for more than four hours, please consult a physician immediately..."
"Well, your penis is on time, but you're fifteen minutes late!!"
Yes, I was on holiday at Pen Island.
In Japan, this would be called 'Tuesday'.
Marks and Spenser try to increase their market penetration.
Bring out your vaginas! Bring out your vaginas!
"Special delivery for the Statue of Liberty"
Ironically, his car is tiny.
Mark was surprised how well the gargantuan red dildo distracted bystanders away from the dead body in his bag.