Other Craptions

You know, the rules. Girls in sailor suits. Boys as emo butlers.

Tom and Katie's first film together!

The first rule is...you don't talk about Anime Club!

Trannies, on the other hand, may do as they please.

"Girls" and "rules" don't rhyme.

Theres no way school children in japan have round eyes, it proposterous!

I had the same expression on my face after my last prostate exam.

...or we take your eyelids!

Japan: Where 90% of craptions come from.

Looks like the Obama Youth is off to a great start!

Scientology's Summer Camp wasn't as fun as the other camps

or else we will build better robot versions of you.

Hmmm... lets see... Keanu Reeves? Maybe... IN SOVIET RUSSIA... nahhhhh Oh I got it! I should parody the way people use the same craptions over and over ag- Goddamnit...

Mormon anime is too strange.

...'cause that's the only way we can tell you apart.

or you'll get lamenated

I, for one, welcome out new, soulless, plastic overlords.

WTF Japan you're starting to let me down. Where the fuck is the three story lizard beast with five cocks???

from what i've seen on the interweb the rules in japan include tentacle rape so...you have plenty of leeway kids

This message brought to you by the "Yes on Proposition 8" committee.

Rule number one is stand up incredibly straight with a creepy blank stare.

...well, im convinced.

A poster in Michael Jackson's basement.

Or Scientology will getcha!

God help me, but I swear...They STILL all look alike to me...

The White Stripes go asian.

Amazing he can keep such a straight face when she's got her thumb up his ass!

violators will be animefied on sight, with extreme prejudice

And by rules we mean don't move. EVER.

You mean I could be like them if I follow the rules?! Count me in!

A simple solution to Asia's overpopulation problem. You blink, you die.

The Stepford Children....

And if you don't keep to the rules....remember those statues from the weekend?

this is all bringing back memories i've paid good money to repress.

Rule #1: Each child must wear a tracking collar at all times. Rule #2: Each child gets a random weapon to kill each other with.

Particularly rule 34.

Rule one: Eyelids are now outlawed. Don't even think of blinking! Rule two: Pale skin is the way to be. Think Michael Jackson pasty. Rule 3: You must dress yourself in something you'd find on an early 20th cent girl's doll.

... for more information, ask the crab at the right.

Is the rule "pretend you're not asian"?

The rules are awfully "narrow-minded" if you ask me.

The last two children to disobey the rules. They look happy, but they're really hollow inside.

I always wondered why Japan has a crime rate of 0%

printed in Japanese letters: Or you will be sacrificed for the "Gojira" that lurks in the subway

Or else...there will be rampant promiscuous sex and carefree drug use. You wouldn't want that would you?

This is the North Korean version of Hannah Montana

Old Men and Old Women, on the other hand, can do whatever the hell they want.

Jonestown 2009

whatever happened to "incest is best"???

Robots keep to the rules. Why dont you?