I might have to start watching news reports on the Iraq War again.
All right, he can join.... but NO GAYS!
Gentlemen... There is a spy among us...
Next time the shoe-thrower won't be as lucky.
Yes, the U.S Army finally starts taking in illegal aliens.
I'm officially not worried about Al-Qaeda anymore.
Alien vs sexual predator
I have seen the future of war.....and IT'S FUCKING AWESOME!
Man am I glad we elected Obama...
This is why they don't let you choose your own uniform.
At least little Billy's nightmare's walk for breast cancer
Let's see how many crackups I can get for the following statement: George Bush is a dick.
They warned me not to cross Agent Orange with Crystal Meth.
"Sir, I think Private Lee is an alien..."
"We know, but the Government's been breathing down our neck about integration and he's the closest thing to black we got."