Other Craptions

All right, he can join.... but NO GAYS!

Gentlemen... There is a spy among us...

Next time the shoe-thrower won't be as lucky.

Yes, the U.S Army finally starts taking in illegal aliens.

I'm officially not worried about Al-Qaeda anymore.

Alien vs sexual predator

I have seen the future of war.....and IT'S FUCKING AWESOME!

Man am I glad we elected Obama...

This is why they don't let you choose your own uniform.

At least little Billy's nightmare's walk for breast cancer

Let's see how many crackups I can get for the following statement: George Bush is a dick.

They warned me not to cross Agent Orange with Crystal Meth.

"Sir, I think Private Lee is an alien..." "We know, but the Government's been breathing down our neck about integration and he's the closest thing to black we got."

Gaylien

You guys are stupid. They're gonna be looking for army guys.

The Marines.....we're looking for a few good...What the Fuck is that??

dont blame me, I voted for predator

Alien 5: We're Running Out of Ideas!

Ripley's Believe it or Not.

Affirmative action reaches a ridiculous benchmark in the year 2177.

One here amongst you will betray me

Rick you've got the wrong LARPing costume, asshole.

The other squadron's mascot is Cthulhu.

If Sarah Jessica Parker can support the troops, so can you!!

After the failure of the water boarding program, the U.S. military had to resort to more extreme measures.

"So then I says to him, I says... 'Versus Predator? I hardly knew her!'"

When Israel brings the ground troops in, they mean business!!

Bristol Palin's child.

Who let Ridley Scott design the new body armor?

Sheesh, eat ONE LITTLE orphanage and the army never takes its eyes off of you again.

It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until the perfect Craption is found!

"I told you that this pink ribbon would make me look silly"

This guy needs a nametag? How can they not remember a face like that?

WMD's my ass. That looks like Oprah to me.

That's a really bad costume. The alien one, on the other hand, had me for a second.

R. Lee Ermey takes a turn for the worse.

God they gotta stop making sequels

Oh, now Bush gives us something we can use.

The Veteran's Day parade at long last acknowledges those who fought in ALL wars.

Don't you think the new uniform is...Jawsome?

Easy fellas, I'm a lover, not a fighter.

If Robot Chicken was real

So Scientology is real? Sorry Tom you weren't crazy at all, you are just a giant Doucher.

If he doesn't speak fluent English, we should deport his ass.

How Jett Travolta REALLY died.... too soon?

Apocalypse Soon

I saw him at the gay pride march, I was hesitant to ask him out, but after a few shots of tequilla anything seems like a good idea.

Still from the set of Michael Bay's remake of "Citizen Kane"

"They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."