Craptions Classics January 03, 2009

The evolution of man takes a pretty fucking terrifying turn for the worse.

SaoPaolo90

Other Craptions

Oh, they weren't raping him. They were simply ripping his head off. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

siromar

Never ask Michael J. Fox to give you a haircut.

Thomas Calnan

Dave was so embarrassed about the size of his penis, he couldn't show his face in public anymore.

nosayso

Mommy, I don't want to visit this theme park any more.

Fkelleghan

The statues from yesterday's craption fucked his brains out.

KC0902

hey guys dont you think we look a bit suspicious for not walking on the path?

G_dog

Loading four naked statues: 86% complete

Zaphod

3 and a half men was a little more grotesque than the original sitcom!

Thomas Calnan

Quick, can you spot the married guy.

montanaguy

a warning to all those "first!" posters

cartoonist

they guys from yesterday just taking a walk. no sodomy here.

G_dog

This is why we can't have nice things...

Milkman

There... Now you have your frontal nudity... Happy?

Yossarian1507

While his powers were not as impressive as Spiderman's, Turtleman still attracted a dedicated following.

Swaimfan
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