Other Craptions

Oh, they weren't raping him. They were simply ripping his head off. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

Never ask Michael J. Fox to give you a haircut.

Dave was so embarrassed about the size of his penis, he couldn't show his face in public anymore.

Mommy, I don't want to visit this theme park any more.

The statues from yesterday's craption fucked his brains out.

hey guys dont you think we look a bit suspicious for not walking on the path?

Loading four naked statues: 86% complete

3 and a half men was a little more grotesque than the original sitcom!

Quick, can you spot the married guy.

a warning to all those "first!" posters

they guys from yesterday just taking a walk. no sodomy here.

This is why we can't have nice things...

There... Now you have your frontal nudity... Happy?

While his powers were not as impressive as Spiderman's, Turtleman still attracted a dedicated following.

nothing happened. nobody got gang raped, nobody lost their head yesterday

A leader without a head...not much has changed in the new year.

That's Dave in front.Great guy but he'd forget his head if it wasn't... oh for crying out loud, Dave!

Not a good time to lose one's HEAD. That's not a way to get aHEAD in life. It's a shame he wasn't more HEADstrong. He'll never be the HEAD of a major corporation.

Four counts of public indecency and one count of walking witout a head.

The original album cover for Abbey Road made it more obvious that Paul was dead!

Geez, you'd think after seeing THAT happen, the other three would look a bit more worried.

Four drinking fountains in Golden Gate park.

De(Cr)apitation...

Now THIS is Sparta? Really, that is what they came up with? Fuck it I am going home. they aren't even trying anymore.

Waste bins in Central Park are fucking weird.

At least I did not lost the head that matters *wink wink* (oh wait i cant wink)

how many people waited until 3 O'clock for this?

Bart Simpson is back to his head stealing ways.

It's cool, he still have 3 lives left.

Where are they HEADED?

Fucking IKEA!

I bet that's what ALL the trash cans look like on Elton John's estate.

Not pictured: Angry Blue Man Group weilding Katanas

Washington Irving's Rise of the Silver Surfer

Trolling in the park, looking for a little head.

Follow the yellow dick road.

The Headless Whore's Man

Lesson: Never build chocolate statues.

XXX-Men

"Wait, why are we following HIM again?"

Not only is the guy in the front not wearing any pants... He's topless!!!

I'm gonna rip your head off and shit down your .... oh too late, sorry.

That's no way to get ahead in life.

Oh, mister blue-birds' nesting in my chest cavity . . .

Holy shit! Someone should tell that guy he forgot his shield.

DAMMIT Cheney! thats not a deer.

DAMN YOU EASTER ISLAND!!!!!

The T-1000 prototype graveyard.

It took them a full 3 seconds to realize there was a sniper in the area