Other Craptions

This is right next to the Brokeback Fountain

THIS IS GOMORRAAAAAAAH

Stautory Rape

Misunderstanding modern contraception, Keith attempts to put on a "Trojan"...

Light as a feather, stiff as our cocks. Light as a feather, stiff as our cocks.

"Hee hee hee... no, stop, it tickles... hee hee..."

Well, that settles it: I'm never getting a prostate exam in Greece.

Whoa! NO, i will not rape Dan. I thought you called me to come naked cause we were gonna go streaking.

OOhhhhh, me next! me right here! me next!

Twister was a very popular event in the original Olympics.

They made a sculpture of my brother losing his virginity?

I can't see anything funny about this. Just manly men enjoying cherishing each others strength, nothing gay about it.

Medusa didn't appreciate being the center of the gang bang.

gladiators just got allot less cool...

A San Francisco monument to the Founding Fathers.

Statue of Gayvid

"Guys, for fuck's sake - I can wipe my own ass!!"

hey hey hey--- not so rough, Proctologes.

N'Sync before a show

hey, Atlas needed some motivation to keep holding up the earth.

Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your rears!

"Quick guys! Dionysus passed out! Lemme chisel swastikas in him!

Let's see.... which craption to steal..... In soviet Russia? No Where will you be when diarrhea strikes? Meh AH! Alien overlords! Nevermind... There's one right behind me? Yea! that works....

Even the birds won't shit on this statue.

Zombies in ancient greece werent really that into brains...

"If only David were here..."

Dammit Medusa, five more minutes and we would have had our pants on!

blah blah gay joke, blah masturbating right now, fuck you idiots.

Sigh. The Obama inauguration is turning out like I figured.

This is right by the Brokeback Fountain

DAMN little Jimmy's nightmares. DAMN them to HELL!

And to your left, last gay porno ever made in Pompeii.

Sodom and GaMOREPLEASE!

It has been argued that "The Fag Raisers" inspired the soldiers at Iwo Jima...

BUNS OF STEEL 2009

"You want to join scientology? This is what it takes!"

Michelangelo's "Those Aren't Two Pillows"

Worst. Sundial. Ever.

After a major ass kicking, the Silver Surfer returned home, only to be gang raped by his friends. He wondered if he should get new friends.

Damn you Cracked - Still no full frontal nudity in the Craption contest!

Bukkakius.

The gang bang to end all gang bangs.

300 THE MUSICAL

Every new boy band has to raise the stakes a little.

Cracked writers' dance party?

Apparently the Ancient Greeks had a different meaning for statutory rape. GET IT? fuck you guys.

and thats the story of how i saved christmas

Michelangelo's "Orgy of Sodom" never quite got the same level of exposure among conservatives that the Statue of David did.

I thought this is how everyone's family reunions were held.