Other Craptions

Not all portals to Narnia are convenient.

Warning. Shit out of your ass, not your armpit.

Warning: Toilet doesn't take your shit

Caution: Polygons may fly out of toilet. Use at own risk.

You don't even wanna know what made them put a sign up.

summary of my new year's eve party.

Heil Shitler!

Warning: Toilet sometimes spews oranges and tiny finger sandwiches. Which are delicious. Wait, fuck! Warning? I'm hanging out in the bathroom from now on.

Warning: this Craption sucks ass 100%. worst one of 2009 so far.

thus proving craked readers have no lives as they spend their new years writing craptions about toilets

Dear cracked I am a toilet that shoots building blocks at armpits and I find this offensive. My lawyers are flying in to sue you all.

2008 summed up

At Hogwarts, these signs were necessary to indicate that levitating crap out of toilets was not allowed.

You must salute all objects expelled from this commode.

If your fecal system is located in your armpits, please use the other bathroom. Have a nice day.

This sign will be removed from the Oval Office bathroom on January 20th

Damn airport toilets! What WILL they let you do?

Caution: Do you feel lucky punk?

Caution: Toilet may be bulimic.

This is in no way related to Billy's nightmares. That was never funny, and never will be. So please do not try to somehow copy others and make another unfunny craptions about Billy's nightmares.

Well, ever since man found out how to make fart noises with their armpits, excremental evacuation from that area was the next logical step.

Then where the fuck I'm supposed to do that?!

a warning for the guys, put the toilet seat down, or shit will happen!

I'm tempted to wave back..

In case of toilet backfire: Do not raise your arm. Nobody will come.

i for one, welcome our new toilet overlords

Toilet: "Please do not feed me sandwiches and oranges; I'm on a strict Kosher diet of piss and shit."

My geometry teacher is full of shit.

"This is not ’Nam. This is crapping. There are rules."

These new Axe commercials suck.

If D.O.B's fear is so irrational then why would they need this sign???!?!

The moment that Jim finally realized his body odor was completely out of control.

Oh, really? Then I say good day to you, toilet. Good. Day.

Warning: Do not attempt the Safety Dance near this toilet.

Warning :You're experiencing bad acid flashback. Use other toilet.

Finally a Scientology recruitment poster I can almost understand.

Warning: 2009 is gonna have to deal with a lot of 2008's unfinished shit.

And you had to wait until I sat down before you tell me this?

If you're can write a craption today then this sign does not apply to you

I know it's the new year, but launching confetti from toilets is a bit too much.

It is not necessary to salute your bowel movement when not in uniform.

This is DoublePlusUngood

do not attempt to high five flying shit

Yeah, and Catholics don't want you to have sex, either.

No "Expelliarmus" spells near the toilets!

The toilet, from an alcoholic's point of view

January 1st, 2009 at 12:00am all bathrooms became sentient, changing society as we know it, forever...

if you can read this warning, it's already too late.

Mr. Clean's recurring nightmare.