Craptions Classics December 31, 2008

While driving away, Ted wondered whether he had done the right thing by giving the stranger directions to the orphanage.

bcanders

Other Craptions

Excuse me would you like to volunteer for a medical study.

captainawesome8

Excuse me but I somehow ended up in the wrong craption. Can you please point the way to Little Jimmy's nightmares?

jmble

Do you have any Grey Poupon?

getittwistd

Aw, mom, you always make me come home just when I'm having the most fun.

HollyGolightly

I got nothin'. Roseanne's tampon service technician? Fuck it, it's the end of the year and I need a drink.

DrTom

Are you going to stop eating meat or is PETA going to have to get medieval on your ass?

Gareth

HELP ME I JUST ESCAPED FROM GARY BUSEY'S HOUSE!!!

FloydotheGreat

"Congratulations! It's a... block of wood..."

racedogg2

Yeah... um... so I need help changing my tires so I can flee the police.

Truthiness

'No, Carl, keep driving. I'm all out of change, and they just dirty up the windshield.'

dying_in_back

HELLO CAR! I'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SCIENTOLOGY.

Swaimfan

How dare you question my credentials. I'm a board certified physician.

Fairview

Hi Helen....It's me, Carl...Remember that time you stood me up for the junior prom? It nearly killed me, but I've been released now, and......

mabogo

I'm not sure if they meant stake or steak, but I want to be sure the vampire dies.

goonta
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