Other Craptions

It's only a flesh wound!

"Don't jump Keanu! DON"T JUMP, NOOOOO!" What the...

Antonio found out just how brutal the Fashion Police could be in West Hollywood.

Dress him up nicely and Paul McCartney might just propose.

Exploding pants: worst Christmas present ever!

Once Pier 1 resorted to terrorist attacks, the Gap knew that they were at war.

After he lost his job, Fred fell to pieces

This picture isn't funny enough to deserve a craption.

It wasn't long before the stress got to little billy's nightmares and they just fell to peices

"Jesus Grandpa. Your fart just killed a guy."

The debris, the broken glass, body parts strewn everywhere. This is like every time I go shopping at Wal-Mart!

I don't care what you say, Mr. Shyamalan, no one is going to buy "Breakable" as a sequel.

You think he's bad, you should see the other guy.

The fighting over the adult Ken Dolls was noticeably more violent in San Francisco this Christmas.

Dexter gets a lot of practice on department store mannequins.

"You'll never take me...um...assembled!"

The great location is going to cost you an arm and a leg... and an arm, and a leg.

All the kings -euh i mean- stores employees and all the stores customers couldn't put humpty -i mean- mannequin together again

Mythbusters test the myth that New Yorkers actually give a shit.

Unfortunately for cops in mannequin city, the two witnesses were pretty much useless...

Tim the torso longed for the day that he too would have the chance to be a superstar.

Ooh! Free torso!

This mannequin, having no arms, no hair, and absolutely nothing below the waist, creates an unrealistic standard of beauty that no man could be expected to achieve.

almost looks like season 1 of Dexter

The Venus de Milo's boyfriend recently joined Al-Qaeda.

In hindsight, wearing the suicide vest on my penis probably wasnt the best idea

Ken fell apart when he saw Barbie kissing the GAP mannequin

The mannequin revolt suffered irreparable blow when the rest of the rebels saw what happened to Jimmy as he burst through the shop window screaming "FREEDOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!"

Wow, Israel is really letting those Palestinians have it!

Where will you be when the leprosy strikes?

Survivor: Bloomingdale's. He was voted out of the display.

Excuse me ... excuse me ... could someone pass my pants over. I have NO ARMS for godsakes, why does everyone pretend that they can't hear me!!

The zombie holocaust is far less threatening that they told me it would be

It's the economy, dummy.

your move... oh wait you CAN'T move! HAHAHAHA

wow...this suicide bomber really phoned it in...

As Humpty waited for all the kings horses and all the kings men to arrive he wondered why he had bothered with his rigorous workout regime.

Bobby found a magic, lamp, rubbed it, and guess what? A genie appeared. His wishes? a) to be able to suck his own penis, b) to be able to smash glass from a distance, and c) ripped abs and pecs. The genie then proceeded to get ironic on his ass

1950's PSA's for masturbation were a lot harsheron the subject then we once thought.

Turns out that the suit made entirely out of $20 dollar bills and iPods wasn't such a good idea after all.

Wonder who the lucky bastard is that got the bottom half...

Not Pictured: Preppy French Guy with terrible mustache asking confused passerby's not to disturb "his work".

Even mannequins hate mondays...

Fine. If I can't fuck my Billy Corgan Doll, then no one can!

He asked Chuck Norris the time.

Lizzie Borden took an axe...

"I'm here for the half-off sale."

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