Other Craptions

"I'm not gonna hold a stupid flag, you guys look ridiculous."

"I think it makes me look more intimidating." "Bill, you fucking idiot..."

I tell you, these damn illegal immigrants are taking all the good American superhero jobs.

I SAID DRESS AS A WIZARD! WIZARD!

WHAT DO WE WANT?!...uuum... I have no fucking idea

The LA Chinese mob was slightly less intimidating than the one in New York.

I'm no journalist, but I think that camera is pointed the wrong way...

"What do we want?!" "More carrots!" "Less carrots!" "The lizard guy to leave!" "When do we want it?!" "I dunno..." "Tommorrow's good..." "That's it, I'm leaving, you call this a protest?!"

Yeah! Carrot Power to the People!

So THAT'S where that bus was going!

What do we want? PURPLE CARROTS IN BLUE HANDS! When do we want it? SOON!

It's laundry day... Bite me.

Edgar sulks, because he accidentally wore a carnivore outfit to a vegetarian rally.

..and I got an all day ticket to this!

LIZARD RIGHTS NOW!

Pictured: The riots in Montgomery, Alabama after yesterday's Rosa "Jurassic" Parks incident.

The man in the dinosaur suit is clearly not happy about how his comrades have handled the protest.

"WHAT ARE WE HERE FOR?!" "uhhh.. carrot related fatalities?" "WHEN DO WE WANT IT?!" "hmmm.."

Unfortunately, the Barney episode on terrorism didn't go so well.

What do we want? BETTER PROTEST COSTUMES! When do we want them? BEFORE WE FREEZE TO DEATH!

"Fuck you guys, I'm just waiting for the one day ticket bus.. You haven't seen Neil Armstrong around here have you?"

This isn't where the bus was supposed to take me.......

"Why did you even bring the news camera, Jack?" "Well, Wall Street is holding steady today, no one locally significant is dying and Britney hasn't flashed anything for the past hour, so I thought I'd end things on the lighter side."

Overall the bank robbery went well, except that guy with the flag he was totally out of place.

purple shoes? is that guy TRYING to embarass himself?!

Give us rights......or you must face YOSHI!

It's important to realize that this was not a planned event and these people do not know each other. They are waiting for the bus.

Make something idiot-proof and someone will invent a better idiot... Well apparently, that's the better idiots...

The Carrot Crusaders for Cleanliness, better known as the CCC, are far less feared than their sister organization, the KKK.

If this doesn't get you any respect, nothing will.

"If you don't give us what you want, I swear we'll...um...we'll...um...stab you with a...er...carrot. Aw, screw it, PETA sucks at intimidation!"

"Mark, please stop waving with the flag. You're making us look ridiculous."

Damnit, Where's Barney? I knew he'd stand me up like this. Last time I let him take me out on a date.

"Man, I sure could go for a steak right now." "WHAT was that, Mitch?" "OH---nothing, nothing!"

this is why i never tell people i'm vegetarian

What are we protesting again?

How vegetarians masturbate

This emo/scene kid fashion is getting kinda weird...

"OMG, Mark. Carla and Jenny are here. Don't turn around! They're far left. I hope they won't see us... Just act normal."

To this day "The Purple Carrot Posse" never understood why they weren't picked during the "Ladies Choice" number at the ice skating rink.

The local street gangs have gone down hill since casual Fridays.

And the last of his supporters say goodbye to George Bush.

Sure. Laugh all you want. But I'm warm, bitch. Really fucking WARM.

What do we want?! Some sort of blue hand holding a raddish or a small tree or something... When do we want it?! NOW!

The Pro-Masturbation-Innuendo protest group.

oh, i get it, CRAPtions, cuz all the pictures are crap, ok. funny, Cracked, yeah.

I said we are going to have a BLIZZARD not a LIZARD!!!

PETA is desperate for publicity...

"What are we protesting today? Vomiting blue kangaroos?" "Just bring the costume, Mike, and be controversial."