Other Craptions

Ever wondered what happens when Apollo 13 meets Godzilla meets Speed? I'll tell you what happens, kickass is what happens!

Jurassic Park 4: We're out of ideas

So a T-Rex, an astronaut, and... there's a T-rex and an astronaut right behind me, aren't there?

Rosa "Jurassic" Parks

Unfortunately, the lizard was forced to sit in the back of the bus

Probably going to dinosaur land

YES!! Bangbus.com finally started listening to my requests!

Recently, NASA switched its Space Shuttle insurance to GEICO.

Maybe I'll take the next one

Rosa Parks tried a few other ideas before finally saying that she'd "had enough!"

All day ticket to virginity.

Dinosaur migratory patterns have long been a mystery to paleontologists. The picture above provides strong evidence that they apparently took public transportation.

Can I get a half day ticket? I got things to do, Tokyo's not gonna rampage itself ya know.

Guess he can't afford the jurassic parking.

Sometimes match.com just likes to fuck with people.

At that moment, the photographer ran up and pressed the "Door" button, producing hilarious results!

A chameleon's ability to camoflauge is often greatly exagerrated.

The world through David Icke's eyes

Hi, does this bus go to the dipshit convention?

ah, nothing like a Japanese reality show

So an astronaut and a cheetasaurus get on a bus... I'm sorry, what?

Nice coat, Gloria. Get that for Christmas?

This is Major Tom to Ground Control There is a giant lizard stepping through the door....

The Village People replacement auditions really should've been by invitation only.

In a cruel twist of fate, Cinderella's fairy godmother had a hangover and turned her into a lizzard on a bus.

Astronaut: What animal do you not want to play poker with? Lizard: I dont know Astronaut: A cheetah Lizard:(awkward silence) Astronaut:Get it? cheetah,cheater? Lizard:i'll have you know sir, my Father was a cheetah!

It was Armadillo Appreciation Day at Disneyland.

Tyrannosaurus Rex and Neil Armstrong have wanted for YEARS to go on a vacation to Hollywood to take the starline tour of celebrity homes.

Wow. I never thought I would see the day...Michael Jackson's kids riding public transportation. He must really be broke.

"Does this bus go to Jurassic Park?" "No, just Half Moon Bay." "Dammit."

After just one accident the Geico lizard had his insurance revoked and had to settle for mass transportation.

And that, kids, is the story of how I first met your mother.

Jurassic Park V: Assimilation

Just barely escaping to the safe confines of his craft, astronaut joe could only ponder one question. why had he insisted on the automatic door button on the outside of the craft?

the flashbacks on Lost are really getting old.

"Are you dumb or something, wearing an astronaut outfit? Don't step on my tail."

i did my custom

In todays economy, rocket ships and time machines are considered a luxury.

you'll pay for an all day ticket but with hot barely legal gecko on astronaut action like this you'll only need 6 minutes!

please ave your ticket ready for the bus to fantasy land

I've seen stranger than this in San Francisco.

Honestly, that button looks nothing like a door.

"euston...we've got a HUGE mother fucking problem"!

Back of the bus, cheetah

So an astronaut and a leopard-skinned dinosaur walk into a bus, stop me if you've heard this one...

"What do you mean exact change?"

This is what happens when little children are allowed to pursue their dreams.

How's man supposed to masturbate on the bus with all the weirdos?

Speed performed entirely by novelty Halloween costumes.