Craptions Classics December 26, 2008

"Luke! I am your Forefather!"

Bionic_Crouton

Other Craptions

YOU BASTARDS! YOU BLEW IT UP! YOU REALLY DID! DAMN YOU, YOU DAMN DIRTY EWOKS!

Vincenoir

I find your lack of huddled masses yearning to be free disturbing.

mrovito604

Honestly, do we need any further proof that the USA is the evil empire? Nope.

Truthiness

Darth's closet of fabulousness

Gillespie

The Land of the Free, and the Home of the Un-Laid

getittwistd

Welcome to New York. Be sure to check out the Empire State building.

Iapyx

"No, America, I am your father..." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

Batman?

The french have got to stop giving us gifts!!

Thomas Calnan

Give me liberty or give me... well sex would be nice... with a real woman... that would be great...

ScHyZ

....with liberty, justice, and lightsabers for all.

getittwistd

I find your lack of patriotism disturbing.

Iapyx

Someone files on their taxes under occupation "Makes Darth Vader Heads"

Cheekstheclown

Man, I so glad Bush is out of office in a few weeks....I hardly recognize my country anymore.

Ironlightsaber

"SPACEBALLS!?!" "Shit... there goes the planet.."

Thomas Calnan
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