Other Craptions

YOU BASTARDS! YOU BLEW IT UP! YOU REALLY DID! DAMN YOU, YOU DAMN DIRTY EWOKS!

I find your lack of huddled masses yearning to be free disturbing.

Honestly, do we need any further proof that the USA is the evil empire? Nope.

Darth's closet of fabulousness

The Land of the Free, and the Home of the Un-Laid

Welcome to New York. Be sure to check out the Empire State building.

"No, America, I am your father..." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

The french have got to stop giving us gifts!!

Give me liberty or give me... well sex would be nice... with a real woman... that would be great...

....with liberty, justice, and lightsabers for all.

I find your lack of patriotism disturbing.

Someone files on their taxes under occupation "Makes Darth Vader Heads"

Man, I so glad Bush is out of office in a few weeks....I hardly recognize my country anymore.

"SPACEBALLS!?!" "Shit... there goes the planet.."

And somewhere the French are laughing...

Lady Liberty's awkward teen years.

Project Mayhem prepared for the greatest act of vandalism of all time.

Vader rarely used his spare helmet closet

Vader really thought this is what the death star should look like anyway.

Best. Art show. Ever.

France, you are forgiven.

The INS unveils the centerpiece of their new immigration policy. The "Statue of Fuck Off"

The farce is strong with this one.

"Now tell me Leia... which one of us is the real princess, eh??"

It was Endor all along!

I bet it breathes real loud

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to fight the rebellion.

Luke, I am your interior designer!

Darth Vader's walk-in closet on the deathstar...

Hard to find, a Sith Lord is...Many disguises they have

No!!, The Statue of Liberty has gone to the dark side!

Many Bothans died to bring you this craption.

Star-spangled wars.

Darth Vader never could bring himself to throw away any of his Halloween costumes.

Unseen in the movies, Vader had a helmet for every event. Seen in the front is the one he wore on the Fourth of July. In the back (from the left) is the helmet he wore to the post office, to Hello Kitty conventions and so on....

Does Vader have a walk-in closet? Does an ewok shit in the forests of Endor?

Every patriotic nerds wet dream

If France sent this one over no one would ever call them pussies.

The Statue of "Liberty" if Dick Cheney were president

"...and this for when I'm feeling patriotic..."

From the motion picture Planet of the Chewbaccas

Vader's "funky hats" collection.

Give me life, give me liberty... What the fuck? Give me the head of Darth Vader on a steeeeck.

Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of the Rebel Fleet

Model for a Statue of Liberty at Guantanamo Bay.

She's gone from suck to blow

Wait, France gave this to us? When did they get so hardcore?

"Once upon a time, Billy, Star Wars was cool, and-hey! Get back here!"

Darth Liberty