Craptions Classics December 25, 2008

if only my legs were the same length my pictures would be level.

kiwadimundi

Other Craptions

I come on Cracked to do a craption on Christmas and I am watching a Star Trek marathon. Fuck My Life.

teejay

ten minutes before the most horrific drive by

Doomboy911

Don't worry Christmas craption writers, my family doesn't love me either...

Vincenoir

12:00 AM December 26th - a riot breaks out on the streets of San Fransisco as every mall Santa in the country rushes to drink their asses off.

Truthiness

That dick ran a red light!!!!

SUPERNAUT44

Would the real Chris Cringle please stand up?

faith229

I'll stand over here, guys. I suffer from claus-trophobia.

Blackrifice

The North Pole gang, or the Red Riders, ironically, control most of the South side of town.

Iapyx

The secret to Santa's ability to travel around the world in one night: Cloning Elixir

teejay

Wow! I'm in this Craption! I'm the guy in the Santa suit!

Bionic_Crouton

Hey, Dave, you did make sure to spellcheck the satanic orgy flyers, didn't you?

Swaimfan

they probably want a refund for chinese democracy

sumrandomazz

Seen here: A bull's ultimate wet dream.

holeintheboxers

God, upset that the santas had migrated so far south for Mardi Gras, tilted the world 20 degrees so they'd slide their drunk asses back to the north pole where they belong!

Iapyx
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