Other Craptions

CALVIN!!!!!

And brave Leonidas led an army of 300 against the mighty persian empire. TONIGHT WE DINE IN A TEMPERATE CLIMATE!!

FINALLY an audience that will appreciate "An Inconvenient Truth."

Not shown: A nervous Frosty waiting for Maury Povich to read the results of SEVERAL paternity tests.

Thousands of horny snowmen showed up in eager anticipation of the snow-blower's arrival.....

Cutest infestation ever.

I'm surprised they got that many snowmen to show up. They're usually a bunch of flakes.

OK, I won't feed them after midnight, but how am I supposed to keep them from getting wet?

Sir - the snowmen have begun a strike.... but don't worry, my sources tell me their likely to melt under the heat of negotiation.

this always happens, you set out to make one chinese snowman just one, that's all. Then you just can't stop, and you have almost a billion.

Not only did this break the record for Most Snowmen in One Place, it also broke the record for Most Pointless Waste of Time, previously held by Fred Durst.

God damn it... the extras are STILL out acting Keanu.

Now you know who wanted Palin in office.

The snowman army was eventually defeated by Global Warming. Take THAT environmentalists!

This illegal immigrant problem is getting out of hand!

Excuse me - is this the unemployment line?

The snowmen become self-aware.

Pictured: If Canada and Japan ever unite.

Guinness has some fucking retarded records...

"Each snowman represents the wish of a handicapped child. We send them to Antarctica so they don't bum us out."

And yet, The Republican National Convention had even more white folks.

Florida sees the impact of "man-made global warming."

Oh, the Snowmanity!!!

The rarely seen North Pole slave trade...

The HauloFrost

With no natural predators, the snowmen multiplied quickly

The Award winning "300 on Ice."

You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are not the contents of your wallet or the size of your carrot. You're not your fucking khakis...

Calvin!!!!!!

Always spay or neuter your snowmen...

Anyone else smell carrots?

From tha makers of "V for Vendetta" comes their latest work: "S for Snowman!"

This proves it, there ain't shit to do in Alaska.

I, for one, welcome our new snowmen overlords.

Does anyone know where I can buy 3,000 magic top hats?????

The demonstration was peaceful ... until some idiot started throwing snowballs

You know who I really hate? tiny snowmen, i mean who are they trying to... there's an army of them right behind me isnt there?

That is just abominable.

The Canadian Snowman Invasion Force of '08 went largely unnoticed by the rest of the world. Because seriously, who gives a crap about Canada?

Talk about fans of Coldplay.

All right men, our army is ready!!! Now all we need are two thousand magic top hats....

Flashmobs in the Antartic.

No one would play with the little yellow snowman in the back.

Snowmen! What is your profession!!

ICESHCWITZ

I don't think holocaust jokes are funny.

"but we've got the biggest...balls of them all!"

Fuck your right eye... may face is gone!!

Hello gentlemen...All your base belong to us...