Other Craptions

See no Evil, Hear no Evil, Fuck no Evil...wait a minute.

"My EYES!!" "My BALLS!!" "My DIGNITY!!"

Upset stomach, indigestion, diarrhea - Have a merry Christmas?

The Passion of the Claus

To get to the corn exchange you have to go through quite the ......wait for it......Maize.

The three wise men encounter airport security.

See no evil, screw no evil, play guitar behind your head like jimmy hendrix no evil

"Yes, I have six ears of corn I'd like to - HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!"

dont jump santa, you'll ruin christmas

Corn Exchange: swapping stupid toys for useful, delicious corn since 1761. Kids LOVE corn!

Pictured: How to make thousands of people look up "Corn Exchange" on wikipedia.

The war between the Jolly Green Giant and Santa over the phrase "ho, ho, ho" finally comes to a violent end.

How the Grinch Completely Fucked Up Christmas

You can exchange corn?!?

The elves finally overthrew their oppressor!

You think this place is crazy, you should see the Carrot Exchange down the street! Now those guys know how to party!

See No Evil, Hear No Evil, My Herpes Are Burning Particularly Fierce Today.

"Friends, Countrymen, lend me your ears!!"... you know, of corn....

Better not shout, better not cry, better not pout, I'll tell you why: Santa Claus likes whiskey, and he's not afraid to die.

"...and that's the true meaning of Christmas!"

Santa checks in on the Children of the Corn Exchange...

I've seen this before, but normally it's shirts versus skins.

Fuck sciencetology

It's England. What'd you expect?

When not delivering presents, Santa spends the other 364 days of the year hanging out at the Corn Exchange, playing life size Down Syndrome chess with the Easter Bunny.

Santa: "A fall from this height won't kill me!" Batman: "I'm counting on it!"

Ho Ho...Holy shit what are those?!

This is the scene from the elf holocaust, which Santa is only now admitting even existed. Yet he STILL denies any personal involvement in the death squads.

-Hi, I would like some gargoylesque creatures for my secret hideout. -Sure, it will be 20 corns.

Damn it I needed my corn exchanged but I'm too terrified to enter the damn place

"Oh, I'm sorry, I was looking for the PORN exhange! How silly of me."

Santa Claus: Evil puppetmaster with gorgon-like powers of petrification. And a blue minivan.

After I saw mama kissing Santa Claus, Dad walked in and Santa had to go out the window!!

Pinatas Santa. The lengths that Jews will go to for 8 fucking candles.

Funny, the three on the right seem totally impervious to Santas psionic attack!

Get away from me you damn, dirty apes!

Gosh, it's a beautiful day out. The sun is shining. I could be writing a novel, or getting laid. Instead, i sit in my tiny basement at my computer trying to find the best way to string the words corn, Santa, and Jews into a craption....

The masonic symbolism here is quite clear. It means the author was fucking drunk

Across the street from Cactus Accordion Guy.

The Angels just didn't like being called "Ho"s anymore. "Fuck you Fat Man", they all chorused (as Angels do).

It was blatantly apparent who ate Santa's prune cookies.

Santa prepares to stage dive at a Jonas Brothers concert.

Santa looks on as 3 condemned prisoners are executed

Freakazoid Robot, please report to the dance floor.

Whatever you do Santa, Don't Blink!

I told you guys to go before we left, so hold it.

Thats when Santa realized he was trapped by the Nazi zombies!

MetLife screwing with Macy's on parade day. Macy's: Where's Santa? Where the hell is Santa?

Corn Exchange? I thought the sign said Porn Exchange. Oh well, how many ears can I get for this copy of Shaving Ryan's Privates?