Other Craptions

This politically correct holiday thing is getting out of hand, I don't even know what we're celebrating anymore.

Let's cut him open and drink the water!!!

Is someone trying to snipe his penis!?

the 4/20 parade is always a little baffling

My girlfriend left me for this?

This is the day Tom Cruise has so desperately awated...

This is why inbreeding is not okay...

I was following his logic perfectly as a street performer until I noticed the neon tube, almost tumor like, growing out of his head. Then he lost me.

I, for one, welcome our new mutant vegetable overlords.

Chuck Norris considers this... Um... What the hell is this?

Jeff never understood why he couldn't pass the F.B.I.'s stakeout test..

Somehow the mafia knew we were coming! How? And I can't think with that damned accordion player outside. Been playing for 4 hours and he's...oh my god, that's it. He's a plant.

Musicians going green.

The Ghost of Christmas HolyShitWhatTheFuck

The environmentally-friendly "Cactus Man" was the only super hero allowed Santa Cruz.

Keith, the red testicled accordian player Had a very bright red testicle And if you ever saw it You would say "Good Lord, what the fuck is wrong with him?!"

The true musical fruit

In Soviet Russia, the Christmas Tree decorates you!

The Rapture turned out to be different than anticipated.

This is why I don't garden. It starts with a green thumb, and then it gets all out of control!!

As the cactus man looked across the plaza and spotted Bi-Curious George, it was love at first sight.

30 seconds after California legalized Pot Marriage

Jeff never understood why he couldn't graduate the F.B.I.'s stakeout test...

Mrs Hulk gets very angry when no-one acknowledges her accordian playing...

I dare you to take *his* lucky charms.

Gotta Catch Em'All!

Blagojevich's highest seat bidder

This way I always remember where I parked my bike.

I can't actually think of anything funny to say, but fight the system and vote for me anyway, it'll be ironic or something.

At 3:15, my garden became self-aware. At 3:20, it learned to play the accordian.

does the carpet match the drapes, honey?

Okay... but where do i put my dick again?

I can never remember if you're supposed to cut the green wires or the red lights on these codpieces.

If the Grinch's balls became a real boy.

The Statue of Liberty's lesser known brother, the Statue of Gomez.

This is what happens when you spike absinthe with LSD.

I didn't know there was anything beyond "Vegan"...

Demonstrating in favour of the Kyoto Accord(ian)

How the Grinch Raped Christmas

the peyote is singing to me man!!

That's not a cactus. THIS is a cactus!

Ok, Dave, fine. I'll tell you what. I'll go see "The Day the Earth Stoodt still" when neon butterflies shit out accordian-playing cacti. ... Fuck.

This is what becomes of radioactive semen.

"Hi! Nature threw me out, so can I come and live with you human-lot?"

it was supposed to be about the music. Sellout!

That's not an accordian, he's just happy to see you.

The Grinch takes his newfound appreciation for the Christmas season a little too far.

After the Jolly Green Giant fired him, Sprout took to the streets to share his musical gift with the world.

Fucking E-Harmony.