Other Craptions

-"I say, old chums. That villainous Riddler seems to have outsmarted us again!" -"Shut up, Dave."

This sounded a lot cooler when we were high.

The Canadian Justice League

Waiting in line to gangbang Wonder Woman

Not pictured: Women

We're here to shoot the freak

What the fuck is the Flash doing with those Marvel assholes.

Marvel vs Civil War re-enactment.

Has anyone seen my dignity?

The Last American Virgins

The Justice League has finally met their match: the Irish rugby league.

Seriously: Keep looking for John's mom, she said she would be here to take us to the convention

The Invisible Man never felt better about his super power.

Cracked readers get together for the monthly luncheon

"Don't worry ma'am. Your virginity is safe with me."

Fuck, this one's of our backs! Why did we let Daredevil take all the vacation pictures?

Seriously what is the proper name for a large group of virgins? A gaggle?... A pack?... A school?... what?

The next person who says I'm a geek for playing World of Warcraft can shut the fuck up

My spider sense is tingling... wanna touch it?

When I was 10 years old people thought I looked "cute" dressed like this; why do children and hot women back away slowely when I wear it now?

"Red Rover, Red Rover, send Lex Luthor right over!"

Who voted the hulk for captain? That green bastard always shows up late.

So thats the new avengers they've been hinting at in iron man and hulk...looks better than hancock

Damn! Superman IS good.

8 superheroes, 1 cup

...couldn't get laid if they were struck by a pussy tornado

I, for one, rest safe in the knowledge that these men are out there... and not anywhere near me.

This must be fake... Wolverine is the tallest one...

Ditching on traditional backstories, Marvel's new movie has all the superheroes first meeting at Woodstock.

I think Captain America shit his pants...

Great! We're first in line for Watchmen!

Oh great guys here comes venom, what a retard.

Hells Angels? Hanna Montana concerts are so badass they use the League of Justice for security.

Wolverape, Asspiderman, Flesh, Captain erotica, and Blackasspiderman star in Marvelass Universe.

"Where the hell did Wonder Woman park the jet?"

You'd think fanboys of that caliber would have a problem with two spider-mans

I should have known that this picture would end up here at some point. I'm the one dressed like Thor.

The Ambiguously Gay Octet

Stan Lee says: "Fuck it, just throw 'em all in one movie, I'm tired of this shit."

-Avengers, ASSSEEEEEEMMMMMBBBLLLLLLEEEE!!!! -Where? -In Kansas....

Your mom did a great job on the costumes, Travis

So it begins. The great battle of our time.

Obama's Cabinet.

You said there'd be chicks here, Hawkeye. Where are the Goddamn chicks?

Thor? You bet I'm Thor! I'm going to be thor all week after what Venom did to me!

lollapaloozers

I find it worrying that we can only see one of their hands..

everyones a little camera shy, even heroes.

LARPers, fighting sexual intercourse since birth