Other Craptions

  1. I thought there'd be more people at the inaguration...
    CavalierX
    139 Crack-Ups
  2. 30 seconds after Japan legalises Scientology
    Gillespie
    133 Crack-Ups
  3. must....not.....masturbate.....to......this................
    AwakeAllTheTime
    132 Crack-Ups
  4. No one had the heart to tell Steve the parade was yesterday.
    Jeff Kelly
    132 Crack-Ups
  5. Sure, where is he?
    Rosstafarian
    131 Crack-Ups
  6. Well...thats one way to commit suicide in Harlem
    Vincenoir
    100 Crack-Ups
  7. FOLLOW ME! I know where that freak went
    crispy
    82 Crack-Ups
  8. like they need the sign.
    flyerzrule
    81 Crack-Ups
  9. That was certainly MY first reaction.
    Fkelleghan
    67 Crack-Ups
  10. What the hell kind of name is "shoot"?
    WonketheSane
    60 Crack-Ups
  11. the 10th member of Slipknot is not really doing it for me
    SUPERNAUT44
    59 Crack-Ups
  12. REALLY?? Unbrellas AND Chairs for rent? Well I'll be a monkey's gay uncle holding a feath- ...theres one standing right behind me isn't there.
    Posh_Chaos_Girl
    48 Crack-Ups
  13. well...what would YOU have done for a Klondike bar?
    Gregoclock
    47 Crack-Ups
  14. Get your paws off me you damn fabulous ape!
    chris98383
    43 Crack-Ups
  15. A visual representation of "going apeshit".
    rustytrombone
    38 Crack-Ups
  16. They've GOT to stop testing makeup on animals...
    Thomas Calnan
    38 Crack-Ups
  17. Why would someone rent an umbrella?
    satur92002
    32 Crack-Ups
  18. Leave Michael Jackson alone!!
    CavalierX
    31 Crack-Ups
  19. That's one pokemon I hope not to catch EVER.
    Eduardo Rodriguez
    31 Crack-Ups
  20. homosexual evolution... explained through interpretive dance
    jreese
    30 Crack-Ups
  21. Welcome to Cracked Corporate, would you like a tour?
    DamnitDog
    25 Crack-Ups
  22. Starburst launches it's new campaign against Skittles..."Hate the Rainbow"
    pills74
    25 Crack-Ups
  23. thanks for ruining another Craption contest, Dad...
    Gregoclock
    24 Crack-Ups
  24. Also try "Stab the baby" and "Waste the kitten".
    tuhokas
    24 Crack-Ups
  25. Teaching Koko the sign for 'Fabulous' was their biggest mistake.
    donuteyes
    22 Crack-Ups
  26. Tim Burton's...Something
    Anthony_H
    20 Crack-Ups
  27. Ladies and Gentlemen...once again...Mr. Kanye West.
    Derec
    19 Crack-Ups
  28. Is it faggot season already?????
    fairies74
    18 Crack-Ups
  29. first one to make an obvious gay joke wins!
    onceabee
    16 Crack-Ups
  30. Bubbles the chimp twenty years later: so much therapy, so little progress
    j_lasoul
    15 Crack-Ups
  31. Talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
    Gann
    15 Crack-Ups
  32. Eddie Murphy as The Riddler!
    hadabochi
    14 Crack-Ups
  33. The least offensive thing to be found on the Jersey shore.
    dying_in_back
    14 Crack-Ups
  34. Hey guys, did you miss me? With every shot so far!
    Gatt
    14 Crack-Ups
  35. Fagilla Gorilla
    bamentt
    13 Crack-Ups
  36. Planet of the FABULOUS Apes was the reason Charleton Heston carried his gun on the set.
    Ed_Gein
    13 Crack-Ups
  37. I gotta say, I don't condone suicide, but this guy's doing it with style.
    SamLowery
    13 Crack-Ups
  38. Actually, I'm just waiting for Cha Cha's to open
    DaddyVader
    12 Crack-Ups
  39. Wait, hold your fire! It's just Michael Jackson.
    siromar
    11 Crack-Ups
  40. OH..so THATS why gay parents cant adopt.
    Frog1387
    11 Crack-Ups
  41. If it wasn't for Prop 8, Planet of the Apes would have ended like this.
    CaptainCarl
    11 Crack-Ups
  42. Gay, black, and a monkey. This is hate crime entrapment.
    WonketheSane
    11 Crack-Ups
  43. The missing link finally came out of the closet, it really shouldn't have.
    DamnitDog
    11 Crack-Ups
  44. Do you know the way to Dinosaur Land, big boy??
    LilMoof
    11 Crack-Ups
  45. Due to poor ticket sales, the freak managed to survive another year.
    oliverhancock
    11 Crack-Ups
  46. Planet of the (anal r)Apes
    Jeff Kelly
    10 Crack-Ups
  47. 48 seconds ago this was a crowded and busy boardwalk.
    ExtractOfCactus
    10 Crack-Ups
  48. Oh, the things you see when you're out without your gun...
    crazyivan
    10 Crack-Ups
  49. what's the big deal? this is my chair renting outfit
    j_lasoul
    10 Crack-Ups