Posh_Chaos_Girl
REALLY?? Unbrellas AND Chairs for rent? Well I'll be a monkey's gay uncle holding a feath- ...theres one standing right behind me isn't there.
Ed_Gein
Planet of the FABULOUS Apes was the reason Charleton Heston carried his gun on the set.
richardspeck
Can you direct me to Dinosaurland? I hear they've got this wicked shark exhibit.
Dekkeret
Jack, bored at work, played around at Cracked.com, only to discover what his son, Jack Jr., had been up to.
getittwistd
Milk: The story of America's first openly gay politician. Also, he was a monkey.
shin0bi
Humans aren't the only species to engage in flagrant homosexual mating dances. Case in point: The Fabulous Dock-Chimp of Southern Florida.
AndersonCouncil
Yes I'm looking for this freak I'm supposed to shoot. All I see is a flamboyant gay gorilla.
BowToTheBard
There are actually 17 Marines in this photo. Guess which one didn't get the full mission briefing?
agalryunaer
Notice it's a gas mask. Who said you can't be a biochemical terrorist and look pretty at the same time?
getittwistd
This is why we don't endorse stem cell research and gene splicing. This, and Sean Hannity. Noone needs a new and improved hybrid of Sean Hannity.
xgrendelx
Shoot what freak? All I see is a misunderstood street performer living life to the fullest.
Navin
After the Banana Splits broke up, a crack addicted Bingo began walking the streets.
jekelish
Suddenly, people started to wish that the newly discovered missing link had stayed missing.
ShomerShabbos!
"Unless you're promoting the delicious Gelatos, please sir, stop bugging me"
behindthescenes
Suddenly self conscious and embarrassed, Gary thought more people would get that he was dressed as the final boss from the Sega Genesis game Streets of Rage 2.
TheJake
Sir, I'm with Fish and Game... do you have your annual freak liscense? I'm gonna have to ask you to throw a few of those freaks back...
TheJake
C'mon you guys, its called "thinning the herd." Do you want the rest of the freaks to starve?!
TheJake
Hey... hey Shoot, yeah man I know you're pushing your one man show and everything... but I think your sign is a little confusing... maybe you should add a comma
AndersonCouncil
While Prop 8 certainly hurt the gay civil rights cause, the little known Prop 9 has taken it a whole step further.
AndersonCouncil
Tim Burton's (insert homophobia here) with (anti-Obama rhetoric here) and (profanity)!
agalryunaer
I'm really praying to all that is holy and sacred for no one to masturbate furiously at this.
DamnitDog
This is not the life that Mrs. Henderson wanted for her son, but she loved him anyway.
bamentt
Why is Rosie O'Donnell in every one of these Craption pictures? It is really getting old.
siromar
The freak knew that the last place they'll look for him is the most obvious. And thus, the hunter became the haunted.
bamentt
Albert knew that if he practiced day and night, he would make it to the Mummers Parade.
SEAbeliever
Croikey, I thought this species was extinct, DANGA kids! It's the last living Care Bear!
Truthiness
"FREAK SEASON!" "DUCK SEASON!" "FREAK SEASON!" "DUCK SEASON!" "What does that sign say? Oh shit."
todusfuddpucker
Dammit Hermione, your wand is fucked up again. I am supposed to look like a hippogriff!
daniel_ingels
Some say Annie Leibowitz has become a hack, but I see the subtle beauty in this ravaged soul.
Planet-man
Now I'm REALLY disappointed Phillip Seymour Hoffman isn't playing the Penguin in the next Batman movie.
saveferris090
"it doesn't matter what he looks like, Janet, the kids are still safer with this freak than Father Peterson"
TyStreets
No one believed her when she said that she stripped her way through college...
DueAccident
If this is meant to be one of those things where the actors dress in black on a black background, so it looks like the stuff is moving by itself... Well then, I'm as confused as you are.
wityadidja
Tarzan's actions left Cheetah hurt and confused about his identity later in life.
DueAccident
The new "Tickle YOU Elmo" didn't reach the commercial heights it had been projected..
Devilducky
"Why are you crying, Billy? He just ate that other child, so I'm sure he's full. Now go over there so I can take your picture."
spud
What do you mean by "FREAK"? I don't see my MOTHER-IN-LAW in this picture. (my apologies to all of the good mothers-in-law out there, but someone already took 'scientologists')
feel_the_force
One Of The Phillosophers Greatest Questions..."Which Came First, The Sign Or The Freak?"
Jayjay122
Hes actually making a very political point about people calling him "coloured"
spud
If you know anything about this missing person, please dial 1-800-GOODRIDDANCE. Thank you.
SRLivewire
Bigfoot comes down out of the mountains once every 100 years to mate. And then she does a little sight-seeing, a little shopping ...
JohnnySartre
Guiseppe really thought he had a hot business idea with his umbrella/chair rental store, when all he really need was a firearm bazaar.
spud
MARKETING RESEARCH INC. releases it's latest computer-generated composite photograph of the "typical" Cracked.com reader ...
deaved_wrath
Holy Crap! Thats Coney Island! I live there, i go to that place every summer!
MasterBates
The darkest day of a man's life is when he's perusing his favorite website and see's his picture in a craption contest...
MrNapier
Zeke's penchchant for kicky accessories was misunderstood by the Amish community.
donuteyes
Cha Cha's? What kind of a bullshit Chi Chi's ripoff restaurant is this? Let's go shoot that fucking freak.
Seymourbutts
You know you want do it. if only the bar and cafe was open so you have an excuse to tell your friends, or "ex-friends" as they will be known as afterwards.
BabyKicker
The phantom of the opera gave up on women after burning the other half of his face.
DamnitDog
Welcome to ethnic town. Please do not judge us by me alone, I am just abnormal.
hoochiscrazy
"Oh oooo oooo ooo, I wanna be like you ooo ooo.... " Well you gotta try a little harder to fit in then
agalryunaer
The shoot the freak sign is way behind there, I can only wonder who es the freak that colorful guy is shooting at.
hadabochi
Is it just me or are some of these winning craptions really lame and not very funny. I think the fix is on.....or there are a lot of British people on here.
DamnitDog
And this is a perfect example of why Europe doesn't want Michael Jackson either.
agalryunaer
The new member of the Mario Bros saga was targeted for a whole new audience.
rustytrombone
Are you more likely to vote for my craption if I curse? Fuck cunt horsetits.
BabyKicker
I always wondered how George made his half of the rent to pay the Man in the Yellow Hat.
LilMoof
Where will you be when diarrhea strikes? (sorry...it's been so long since anyone has used it!)
oliverhancock
Conservatives decided they needed a different approach to spread their message.
xgrendelx
"Tickle your ass with a feather?" asked the man dressed in black. "Thank you, no" I replied, but secretly, something about him made me want to scream "YES! YES! OH GOD YES!"
SEAbeliever
Richard Simmons had no way of knowing his Sweating on the Boardwalk would interfere with an NRA sharpshooting competition!
ScHyZ
Rent some chairs?? Now who's gonna rent chairs, seriously? I mean wtf man? Renting movies or tools or cars I understand, but chairs?!? Hey I would like to sit on this chair but just for 3 hours.... That's really shitty idea for a buisness you know..
haefi
In the future, advertising panels will react directly to your currently most urgent wish.
DamnitDog
Here is a picture of JJ Abrams caught in the wild. Notice the lovely plumage. Oh dear I think we startled him.
TheJake
Hell with the freak, I want to rent one of those umbrella chairs they're sellin down at "Souv"
Mr.Birchfield
That is the worst work I have seen for a boardwalk! Talk about shitty craftsmanship!
Punk420
I dont know about you but they got Beer and Italian Ices in that shop back there.. what more could you want
AnalSam69er
Wii is scraping the bottom of the barrell for family friendly game ideas these days.
Posh_Chaos_Girl
WHAT THE FUUUUUCCCCKKKK!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!? Who paints a building turqoise?
daniel_ingels
Stanley learned that if he wore a rainbow boa most people wouldn't notice he shit his pants. And if they did? Well, that was what the mask was for.
queenarcoleptia
- Did you put the "kick me" sign on his back? -No, I did one better than that!
MrMicklepie
It seems that the credit crunch has hit the recent performance of 'The Lion King'
topher
"Dude, Tom, I swear to freakin God I just saw L. Ron Hub... THERE HE IS!!! RIGHT THERE!!! BEHIND THAT GAY HIPPIE MONKEY!!!"
DrKelso420
In a post holocaustic United States homosexuals have to make themselves easily identifiable, not to mention living shooting galleries.
daniel_ingels
Jameson sent in a photo and not a video, but either way Project Runway wasn't interested.
DinoCharlie
Ever since Charlton Heston died, those damned dirty apes just strut around like they own the place.
SRLivewire
CHUCK NORRIS!...CHUCK NORRIS!...CHUCK NORRIS!...CHUCK NORRIS!...CHUCK NORRIS!...CHUCK NORRIS!...CHUCK NORRIS!...CHUCK NORRIS!...CHUCK NORRIS!...CHUCK NORRIS!...CHUCK NORRIS!...CHUCK NORRIS!...CHUCK NORRIS!...CHUCK NORRIS!...CHUCK NORRIS!...CHUCK NORR
Bob_t_Monkey
I'm not proud of this but the freak was me, when i slept with a parot! That was the last time I saw his mother!
Al_The_Killer
David was unfamiliar with the Annual NRA Convention, so he was happy to take the job.
ronballs
Yeah Hi, Bill Lumberg here, uhhhmm as you know today WAS Casual Flare Friday....couldn't help but notice ya didn't dress up....yeahhh
kidwithoneshoe
After the Draenei, the World of Warcraft guys are having a hard time coming up with new races.
War8nt
When Steve heard you could "call in Gay" from work he suddenly realized it may have been a joke.
toast323
I'm here to shoot the...guys....put the guns down and lets go find the freak...guys I'm serious...
Stonesfan
Who cares if there's a murderous, flamboyant psychopath that escaped from the asylum on the loose! The gelato stand is closed!
d.pict
Now all he needs is the umbrella and chairs, and the collection will be complete.
feel_the_force
the second coming of jesus never really matched its description in the bible
spud
ARTHUR: On second thought, let's not go to the Boardwalk. It is a silly place. KNIGHTS: Right!
sb86
Unfortunately for Helmut, not speaking English, his well intentioned jest at the Kentucky Vaudeville soon lead to carnage.
Wazula
Hey, now. Freak is a hurtful phrase to - OH MY GOD SHOOT IT NOW SHOOT IT FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST!!!!
feel_the_force
After the rainforest was cut down, Darwin's theory was put through it's most rigarous test to date.
daniel_ingels
The first statue commisioned by New York Governor Patterson. No one had the balls to tell him what it looked like.
hulk67851
Well, this is unusual. You hardly ever places that sell Italian ices and ice cream. It is usually one or the other. Well, this is quite a pleasant surprise. I'll be sure to go to Gelato as soon as possible.
JohnnySartre
OOOOoooo I wanna be like you, i wanna walk like you, talk like you........maybe not dress like you do
Jarhead
I was going to caption it Shoot the Freak, until I saw someone already beat me to it.
Jarhead
Apparently a Kick Me sign on a freak's back just doesn't cut it in today's world.
llcooldrew
The Great and Powerful Oz really let the Scarecrow down when he gave him Liberace's brain. It could have been worse, he could have been sent home to fucking Kansas.
PH1118
After the witch melted, some of the flying monkeys decided it was safe to start expressing themselves.
grumnut1
Unfortunately "Shoot the Freak" didn't attract as many contestants as "Garrote the Tourist"
kashmirxincx
"Well Ted, when you said COS play, I thought you meant 'crazy orangutan sex'"
Spirolli
Someone please do what the sign says in the background. FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE SHOOT THIS FREAK!!!
Seymourbutts
Due to the failure of the shoot the freak competition the cafe was forced to close down.
SUPERNAUT44
You can't shoot me cuz you dont have my address, bitches!!!! *Electrocutes genitals*
jazzybean
Well he's halfway to being dead already, it seems like he's lost his mind all to quickly.
FloydotheGreat
Michael Jackson's teleportation experiment went drasticaly wrong when his pet ape snuck into the pod with him...
tthom979
Colored feathers: $1.00 Monkey mask: $5.00 Rainbow boa: $8.00 Being the most idiotic person in a craption: Pricless!!
SEAbeliever
Richard Simmons had no way of knowing his Sweatin on the Boardwalk would interfere with an NRA sharpshooting competition...
BabyKicker
You brought the wrong camouflage, the freak will see you as soon as he gets here!
Zenaki
Even the Villiage People refused to accept John into their band... He just lacked a certain subtlety to his costume.
darthbogus
If the rainbow boa was bad enough but the big shoot the freak sign was just cocky!
nervousnerd
If that last picture didn't do anything for you, this is probably what you're into.
Anthony_H
The perfect craption: Tim Burton + Scientology + 30 Seconds after somethin' was legalized
TheJake
Now I can't remember... did I drop acid before I left this morning? I coulda swore... hmmm
pharmmajor
The latest Muppet design suggested that Jim Henson was suffering from a mental breakdown.
hellhound96
Next on True Hollywood Story: After Zoobilee Zoo was cancelled, Mayor Ben continued his career as a street performer.Then in 2004, his wife Talkatoo Cockatoo left him and he was never the same.
Rubenstinsky
SEE!? This is why Tim Burton shouldn´t be aloud to keep doing remakes of planet of the apes
daniel_ingels
You can't catch it just by being friends with someone who has it! So can we be friends?
antm
Is that a thought bubble over his head? "Shoot the Freak" -- WTF is taking this picture then?!?
daniel_ingels
Gary's been dressing himself since his fourth birthday, Problem is, it's the been same outfit everyday for forty-three years.
daniel_ingels
Renaissance Fair actors rejoice at invention of something mucher gayer than even them.
ritsuka
Did anyone else notice how the winner took his craption from a photoshop contest from a long time ago?
baronvonkickass
Gelato AND and a shot at a freak? Sign me up for some Italian ice and a gun!
fknloser
Excuse me sir, can you point me to where i can rent a chair? I came a long way to this boardWALK to only rent a chair ya know
Turophiliac
*machine gun fire* Well, i feel nice and accompliched. I shot up a gay bird/clown/wtf is that.
ymer
That neon sign hanging over the poor confused guy is just WRONG. Three letters have gone out.
SRLivewire
Due to budget cutbacks, the CIA had to resort to less costly methods of eliminating targets.
Obtusetriangle
Shoot the freak? That would be too easy; release this monkey out into the jungle. Those bright colors, would give him more attention there then he ever got on the boardwalk.
eroticpanda
The members of the KKK decided to experiment with LSD for a day. This is only the beginning of what they saw.
daniel_ingels
Not only did his blind date pull a no-show; the entire boardwalk just suddenly closed. Hhhmmm.
Mr_Warmth
Parking is to the right, make sure you hang on to your ticket. Thank you and enjoy the execution.
SuperCell20x6
Dammit, my neighbor has been stealing my clothes while they're hang-drying again!
MikeyG
Although he tries to hide it Bubbles the Chimp still carries the emotional scars from his time with Michael Jackson
Sylocat
I think shooting THIS freak would be a little too quick... use knives, like the Joker.
Stonian
Meet Rudy McFruity, the mascot for Maroni's (Gelato, Italian Ices and Ice Cream). He's been replaced 12 times. Fucking banner.
SRLivewire
Here's a photograph of ALL the people that Bill Clinton DIDN'T sleep with... Oh ... he DID!? Um, never mind then...
pwnd117
first a caveman srews a monkey and it makes aids then a caveman srews this monkey and makes gays
Spoopark
WACKY WAVY INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN! WACKY WAVY INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN!
NeverLetGo
Well, lookit here, Pa! It's one o' them... giant talkin' monkeys on the teevee!
Simski
In a weird and unfortunate coincidence, all the freak-shooting guns were jammed simultaneously.
Simski
I never forgave myself for not carrying a videocamera, because the following seconds would have made for the best viral video EVER.
hibby989
Unfortunately, Heath Ledger proved to be the exception to the rule rather than the trendsetter...
evil_captivos
My girlfriend was ugly, but she had great self-awarness. Her last pic on her suicide day.
isles147
Tune in at 11:00 as channel 5 news reviews the brutal shooting of a member of the local circus, who just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time
bronana
This is like that episode of "Hey Dude" where they thought that some guy was going to blow up the ranch but he really meant a picture of the ranch. Once again foiled by the wrong definition of "shoot."
dalecooper
Where the gelato and souvenir shops meet there's an exception of god's children which must destoryed.
LuckyGrills
Michael Jackson makes a public appearance to deny any rumours of plastic surgery.
infernocanuck
What? A place that has both Freak-shooting AND gelato? Where oh where is this paradise?
urapoopnose
Next on E! True Hollywood Story: life was not easy for Dennis after his stint in the NBA...
toanoradian
Where's the freak? The monkey? Are you guys somewhat racist towards flamboyant monkeys? ARE YOU?
Hero
Since no one at the carnival had the skill to actually SHOOT the freak, it was only a matter of time until he broke out and ate everyone.
opspraak
Planet of the Apes brought to you by the director of Priscilla: Queen of the Desert!
turkeyslapper
Steve was never told about the sign, making this the most tragic office prank in history.
Slackjawed
The one piece of RNC purchased wardrobe Sarah Palin absolutely refuses to donate to charity.
ralok_one
for the love of god cant you see the poor thing is in pain. DO what it asks and end its miserable existence
daniel_ingels
Not even Jimbo could brighten such a dreary day with a 1930's price throw back. Hand Lobs for a nickel, Blow Jobs for two bits, and Anything for a sawbuck.
Lakitu
I have been waiting for this day along time "freak", now I have permission to shoot you, now say you late pra--- Oh my god yes they have gelatos, Be right back!
sugreev2001
The recession hit poor Jimbo the most,earlier he used to be in a tank of water.
CJH1991
This is when you know your stag night has gone bad........his wedding is in 10 minutes
CJH1991
"Shoot the freak" fancy dress day wasn't a hit because they all shot each other...........see here the winner dressed as a......a.......ok if anyone has an idea please say....
wisewhiz
Most people know about Donkey and Diddy Kong, but not many people are aware about their other cousin, Tranny Kong.
DonneWithDeath
"Come on. I want you to do it, I want you to do it. Come on! Shoot me. Shoot me!"
darthtanion
A live action version of one of those ads you see online where you can win an iPod.
Best_Pikelet
After being turned down again, the car company executives tried a new approach.
ash20
I see your true colours, and that's why I love you, so don't be afraid to let them shoot.
HeelsUp
Even with the rest of the pier out of business, the 'Shoot the Freak' attraction was in full swing.
noremaclien
I don't get it, what's funny about this picture? Ah chairs for rent and gelato, rent boys and italians, a rent boy being molested by super mario. That's funny
fackjoley
In today's failing economy, Disney has also been going downhill with their attractions.
shingetterpopo
If Sinatra knew what his daughter was doing to get publicity now, he'd crap his pants then have someone killed.
NobodyNowhere
I hope I'm not the only one who sees this... the word 'the' in the middle is floating!
rippedflannel
The crowd grew restless when informed by the valet that there was only enough space to park 39 reindeer than evening.
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