Other Craptions

Previously, on LOST ...

We are going to need a bigger fence.

Octopus tried to ignore it, but he was dying inside. They ALWAYS ran to Shark! They always ran to Shark....

These people have no fucking clue what a dinosaur is, do they mommy?

Looks like Dinosaur Land has really jumped the shark.

Landshark!

Chuck Norris' domination started early

at least they make midget prison fun...

Smartest thing the giant shark ever did was learn to keep a toy just inside its mouth.

O.K., I'm sorry, but the last couple of Craptions photos have sucked. Are you with me, people?

LEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOY!!!! JENKINS!

Little kids, so fearless. That and he's blind.

Fuck it, I'll suicide however the fuck I want to

For those saying "a shark is not a dinosaur," Carcharodon megalodon was a 50-foot ancestor of the Great White shark that lived between 5 and 20 million years ago. That said... what is this, Jurassic freakin' Pond?

Is there anything worse than people telling you not to vote for a particular craption ?

JURASSIC SHARK

Jaws doesn't want to be fed, Jaws wants to hunt.

The hardest part is keeping the hobos from sleeping in it.

Yes, the christians actually believed dinosaurs, sharks, and little boys all existed together.

Timmy clinched his fists and stepped forward. He was through running...

It was Lawyer Day at Dinosaur land.

Known as "cleaners," the small nimble children remove parasites and foreign objects from the mouths of the much larger predators...

Pictured above, John Mclane age 7.

Everyone BACK in the water!!!!

Abandoned at birth, Billy was raised by sharks in the woods.

Since when the fuck is Pinochio considered a fucking dinosaur?

the guys back home are never gonna belive this........

How did cracked get my cheap-ass families vacation photo....CRACKED!!!!

at first, the lead paint, rust, and broken glass looks scary...but the man living in the shark is what you should be afraid of.

In Alabama, sharks are "fuckin' dinosaurs, man!!!"

You're gonna need a bigger kid!

Little Timmy's first word were "Smile, you sonofabitch!"

The Sci Fi channel has GOT to stop making movies!

...and even though he killed the Great White Shark, Brody continued to have nightmares until the end of his days.

Come Visit Dinosaur Land Today!* *Dinosaurs Not Included

wow... give that shark some props... that toddler looks absolutely terrifying

If only he could swim, Jaws would not have fallen prey to little Damien.

Where the hell is Dinosaur Land? That looks awesome!

MADNESS!? THIS IS... DINOSAUR LAND!!!

Not pictured: survival instinct

Next on VH1: "100 Greatest Horror Film Actors, Where Are They Now."

Disneyland Turkmenestan seems to have lost a bit of the carefree atmosphere found at other Disney Parks.

Steve Irwin was bat-shit insane even as a child

10 bucks on the shark!

We're gonna need a bigger budget

Today's winning craption will suck worst than yesterdays and the day before.

Later that night, little Johnny woke up in a piss soaked bed, vowing to live the rest of his life as far away from the ocean as humanly possible.

Excuse me kid...I'm looking for Dinosaur Land. I'm doing a gig there. I got lost on the Turnpike...fuckin Mapquest.

Nonono! You guys don't understand! That kid has knife!!