Riggz309
Octopus tried to ignore it, but he was dying inside. They ALWAYS ran to Shark! They always ran to Shark....
CavalierX
Smartest thing the giant shark ever did was learn to keep a toy just inside its mouth.
DrTom
O.K., I'm sorry, but the last couple of Craptions photos have sucked. Are you with me, people?
CavalierX
For those saying "a shark is not a dinosaur," Carcharodon megalodon was a 50-foot ancestor of the Great White shark that lived between 5 and 20 million years ago. That said... what is this, Jurassic freakin' Pond?
Gillespie
Is there anything worse than people telling you not to vote for a particular craption ?
captainawesome8
Yes, the christians actually believed dinosaurs, sharks, and little boys all existed together.
jwhaler
Known as "cleaners," the small nimble children remove parasites and foreign objects from the mouths of the much larger predators...
saveferris090
at first, the lead paint, rust, and broken glass looks scary...but the man living in the shark is what you should be afraid of.
CavalierX
...and even though he killed the Great White Shark, Brody continued to have nightmares until the end of his days.
Sev Squad
wow... give that shark some props... that toddler looks absolutely terrifying
Mr_Warmth
Disneyland Turkmenestan seems to have lost a bit of the carefree atmosphere found at other Disney Parks.
MARCS
Dinosaur Land open for business 12/17/08. Dinosaur Land closed for business 12/17/08.
fthrud
Little Manfred jumped the Berlin wall, dashed for the American sector, then saw there was one last obstacle to overcome...
Cheekstheclown
The barbed wire fence is there to keep an already vandalized and old 2 ton shark from being stolen...?
CaptainCarl
Later that night, little Johnny woke up in a piss soaked bed, vowing to live the rest of his life as far away from the ocean as humanly possible.
hadabochi
Excuse me kid...I'm looking for Dinosaur Land. I'm doing a gig there. I got lost on the Turnpike...fuckin Mapquest.
DrDup
Security measures at the Neverland Ranch have been tightened since the last attempted escape.
kingyagu
George Lucas begins filming the new Jurrassic Park. Fortunately, the little ewok next to the shark has a plan to stop him once and for all.
crazyivan
Sadly, child suicide bombers are the most effective weapon we have against land-dwelling megalodons.
Fkelleghan
There have been more documentaries about sharks than about any other subject on Earth. And every show always says, “Very little is known about these animals.” Evidently, this is cuz they're linked with dinosaurs.
einBerliner
The newest Jurassic Park Movie "Dried up Ancient Ocean" was highly unsuccessful.
MasterBates
Whew, I finally made it out of that horrible Dinosaur Land, time to head hom.... Oh balls!
erosive
Even is an octopus and a shark aren't dinosaurs,Dinosaur Land is still way more accurate than that creationist park in Kentucky.
_Phoenix_
Apparently without the building music, the youth of today are unaware of what bad ideas actually are.
MARCS
I'm going to say it, because somebody has to: That last winning craption was the worst craption in history.
War8nt
After we are taken over by aliens they will play minature golf with our children......literally.
badonia
social services waits inside the shark to take custody of any child allowed to wander the shithole that is dinosaur land
Trizzit
Timmy was told daddy had been eaten by a shark, so when he saw one in Dinosaur land he was determined to get his revenge.
Dekkeret
Caught on Tape! 12: When Oompa Loompas attack sharks! (Viewer discretion advised)
vajayjay
After realizing how only first craptions win, Timmy had nothing else to live for.
Kryptos18
Little Jimmy was allll excited to visit Dinosaur Land... before he realized not only were there not any dinosaurs, but it was also in the ghetto.
AlecJace
Long ago, sharks roamed the earth. That was until little Richard Dreyfuss came along and banished them to the sea. They tried to levy vengeance upon him for years to come.
AtxAxLoss
It should be against the law to create Craptions that merely refer to the previous day's Craption without even addressing the image. Starting...
bydonn
The truth revealed about what really happened to John Walsh's kid....CASE CLOSED... what, too soon???
van Amstel
And god looked upon the earth and saw the wicked child. he then created a giant fucking shark with invisible tractorbeam. anussus 9:11 evolution is a lie!
hijodela
The Mexicans weren't deterred by homeland security's latest brilliant $50 million dollar border project.
Spoopark
Is It Just Me, Or Have These Sci-Fi Channel Original Movies Just Stopped Making Any God-Damned Sense?
tookie
Ian Malcom beheld the Chaos theory in action.......... and promptly decided this was taking the piss.
Stonian
I infer that the shark is actually a megalodon, which is an ancient, extinct, and rather large type of shark. That still doesn't explain the fucking octopus.
Sev Squad
i have to give the shark props for attacking that toddler, he looks positively fierce
connan
It's a small child after all. It's a small child after all. It's a small child after all. It's a small, small child. Now break down for two hours without stopping the song.
phoenixblaze319
After little Timmy's first visit from the Tooth Fairy, he realized that sharks were the key to getting filthy rich.
Chikov2
No one knows exactly how this prehistoric fish looked like but back in the 20th century people called it "The Shark".
isles147
That kid is the reason Dino Land is closed. Bastard gotten eaten and now there are so called safety issues with having a giant live shark in a petting zoo
ScHyZ
Frome the makers of Alien vs Predator here comes Jaws vs Pinochio: Geppeto's Revenge
Roclawzi
And you thought the ice cream truck brought in a lot of victims...sure, it's counter-intuitive, but it freaking works, baby.
crazyivan
Billy's parents hoped it meant he would grow up to be a successful dentist. Unfortunately, it meant he would grow up to be an unsuccessful diver.
Rynomite13
Little did the shark know that is baby Chuck Norris running towards it...the world has yet to run out of shark fin soup.
siromar
Had the boy realized it was a shard, he would've stayed away. But he thought it was a Dinosaur. That's what you get for teaching English over science.
sofaking
I know sharks and octopi were around when dinosaurs were, but, you'd think with a name like Dinosaur Land, there would be some actual dinosaurs.
isles147
What you dont see is the kid running from the 50 ft T-Rex that hasnt eaten in hours
paranoidpyro
Perfect hiding place, after all, who would suspect it was a shark in the Dinosaur park?
deaved_wrath
Oh no, you jackoffs are gonna vote for the craption that has no reference to the picture are you? Well fuck you all!
FloydotheGreat
Chuck Norris may be in a little trouble for his choice of bait when shark fishing
Cheekstheclown
It's actually not Dinosaur Land, but rather Dinosaur Landon. Actor Michael Landon named his son Dinosaur and it fucked him up. Now this is where he lives. Source: Wikipedia
gardco
And this is me running away from the 25 foot robotic preying mantis. Best vacation ever Mom.
kdfsjljklgjfg
Trust me kid, you don't wanna run all the way through to the other side...
sofaking
The current winning craption is evidence that, asking people to not vote for your craption is the best way to win.
bydonn
You think Dinosaur Land is bad? You should see the giraffe and the bicycle at the Aquarium next door.....
infernocanuck
"Alright, So, Steve... JAWS 17 starts out in this abandoned park, ok? And, the protagonist is 6 six year old boy... right? And.. uhh.. Steve? Steve? Where are you going? This is going to be GOLD!"
sutchy
Sharks aren't dinosaurs. The little kid agrees, and he's on the way to kick the shark's ass for dinosaur impersonation.
Fkelleghan
It's okay, guys, it's just "a peaceful relocation." (After the genocide, of course.)
jmble
What started off as a fun game of chicken, turned into a horrible day for little Timmy.
BabyKicker
In this economy all little Timmies parents could afford was Alabama Disney Land.
hoochiscrazy
I quit you cracked, Ive spent the last 21/2 hours just trying to load this page.
Mr.Frank
As the child runs toward death, the only words you hear is "LEEEROOOOY JEEEENKIIIIINS!!!"
Dv!nc!
MIng-Chong! What have I always told you?!?! Never take candy from strangers, never trust Americans, and NEVER run into the mouth of a 100 foot long cement shark! Damn kids.
DrKelso420
Walt Disneys "permanent solution Shark" was designed primarily to eat Jews who wandered toO far from the set pathwa.... HEZEKIAH GET AWAY FROM THERE!!
Krahnage
"ooh piece a candy, ooh piece of candy, ooh piece of candy" The land shark bides his time
bydonn
Shark: "Hey! That's a kid, not a dinosaur! What a rip-off. Let's blow this popsicle stand, octopus...."
spoo
Being the only minority in the film, Little Rico decides to just die and get it over with.
irishjim84
Listen up new posters: Land Shark, Pedophilia, "Jaws" references, and the fact that those aren't fucking dinosaurs HAVE ALL BEEN COVERED.
Leaf
Mrs. Gump yells "Run, Forrest, run!!" thereby saving herself a life of hardship and saving me over two hours of wasted time.
bydonn
My grandpa went to this run-down, crappy DinosaurLand theme park and was arrested for molesting a kid inside a fake shark next to this octopus. And all I got was this stupid T-shirt
tjcafitz
That little kids parents must hate him. "O yea Timmy. Sure. Go play in the sharks mouth."
boxedman20
Bruce was a patient creature stalking its prey as it waits for the next high tide.
Col.Smashy
As Little Riff charged, Moby immediately realized his catostrophic mistake - Dinosaur Land was "Jet Turf"
benjieclipse
The giant shark was so shocked that a kid would be stupid enough to run right into his mouth that he choked to death on the carcass
jake_lee_123
George Lucas attempts his remake of Jurassic Park. Fortunately, the little ewok next to the shark has a plan to stop this mad man once and for all.
Marshmaniac
The sharks from deep blue sea are now not only "smart " enough to swim backwards, but can also breath on land.
DogHat
After Dinosaur Land opened the abandoned shark carcass became a bit less popular.
basic303
Said the Shark to the Octopuss, "This child looks nothing like a dinosaur, we've been had!"
Rosstafarian
I collect movie memorabilia: I have the shark from Jaws, the Octopus from 40,000 Leauges, The Park from Jurassic Park, and the asian kid from Indiana Jones.
DanManX
Why does a place called DINOSAUR land have a shark as one of its scariest features?
getittwistd
The Sea World Delivery has been left to rot outside after it had been dropped off at the wrong location.
coden.altair
I'm gonna say it cuz somebody has to: The last craption had nothing to do with the actual picture...
Cheekstheclown
After you die you do not run toward the light, you run toward the Great White. I intended this to be a dead kid joke.
Dekkeret
After filming shutdown on Jaws 50, Herman the shark retired to Dinosaur Land to finish out his days.
Gregoclock
'taming the beast' means something completely different once you grow up, doesn't it?
SamLowery
We're gonna need a bigger...aw, fuck, I'm here right at three but I got nuthin'.
charokee
Wait? A shark in dinosaur land? I'm guessing crooks chase cops, hot snow falls up, and puppies have kittens.
getittwistd
Blaring loudly over the park's loudspeaker "Remember Kids! Psoriasis is an immune disorder, not just a skin disease!"
Trizzit
The men inside the shark took position as Timmy went to explore the only non-dinosaur in the park.
rustytrombone
Fuck the shark - what's with the one tentacled octopus? The unipus, if you will.
TheSnacker
The land shark then told me "If you have the right hunting ground, kids will literally just run into your mouth!"
infernonachos
There are four objects here, and one of them is a dinosaur. The other one is a hill of what can only be the flesh of the enemies that shark has eaten. Which leads to one question: Since when has Taiwan had a Dinosaur Land?
MARCS
Michael Jackson waited in the fading light with anticipatory glee. His trap had worked perfectly.
charokee
The budget for Korean movies is much smaller and you have to use alot more imagination when watching them.
jbirchfield
It's true what they say, the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
danwell331
It seems like the Craptions have been showing various brackets of a Toddler vs. Creature tournament. First, there was the pink-clad girl against the mothman...now this!
Dekkeret
As if playing around sculptures of lead and asbestos wasn't bad enough, poor Timmy was impaled when a shark tooth penetrated his skull.
mabogo
After years of bit parts and a stint in rehab, "Bruce" - the mechanical shark from the blockbuster movie 'Jaws' was today committed to the Hollywood DinosaurLand Retirement Home.
deaved_wrath
Most awesome form of suicide next to getting killed riding on a swingset propelled by a bear on a motorcycle!
saveferris090
tired and decrepit, Mr. Shark was glad to see his work was cut out for it.
Trizzit
Everyone was grateful that superman had taken care of Jaws, but they were a little skeptical on his choice in placing the shark.
xiquiripat
Oh My God! Carcharodon carcharias! And It's going to eat a baby Homo Sapien to boot!
Zaphod
little billy confronts both his fear of clowns and fear of sharks in one fell swoop
crazyivan
PETA's latest demonstration was not only nonsensical, but it also (sadly) lacked naked chicks in body paint.
pambeesly
Dinosaur Land: "We take all of your old robots and give them a home! Retire here!"
AlecJace
Years ago, sharks roamed the earth. That was until little Richard Dreyfuss came along and human dominance reined once more. They would try to levy vengeance upon him for years to come.
Fkelleghan
My parents went to the Royal Tyrrell Museum in fabulous Drumheller, Alberta, and all I got was this retarded postcard.
BabyKicker
Turns out scientists have been assembling the bones all wrong this whole time!
jtklove
The faded shark, the rusted fence, the unsupervised child... this photo just bums me right the fuck out.
toast323
The movie Street Sharks, tried going from animated drawings, to using live actors....they failed miserably
BabyKicker
Steve Irwin always thought he should go into paleontology but ignored the signs.
bydonn
....oh, the Dinosaur has, pearly teeth dear, and he keeps them, pearly white.....
DeafDumbAndSexy
the local paedophile's new scheme 'Dinosaur Land' had some real holes, but hey, 'if u build it, they will come.'
Cremaster
"Hurricane Katrina - the coast is even toastier" - now a major motion picture by the producers of "Volcano"
Truthiness
New Fox Special: When amusement park animals attack people who have no fucking clue which amusement park animals go in which amusement park.
infest0125
That little dinosaur on the right looks cute... But he will kick you in your fucking balls.
dudaruma
This Dinosaur Land looks pretty boring. There only seems to be one person there, and he appears to be running away
irishjim84
And as the human race evolved with mass predation, they inevitably lost their survival instinct. Observe.
harukoryu
It was only a matter of time before they learned our ways, and slowly but surely the sharks rose up to take back what was rightly theirs, and thus began the end of human civilization...
spud
The 18th Hole of the Dinosaur Land put-put course appears on America's Most Wanted alot it seems ...
apeman
fuck you guys. The rest of the sign says "Dinosaur Landon" It's a park Michael Landon set up for disadvantaged kids. And you assholoes could show a little more respect for the dead.
ammohambone
where did I put that enormous fire extinguisher?! I always see it when I don't need it!
apeman
I'm sorry Justin, but mommy and daddy can't afford to take you to Disneyland this year. But we're going someplace almost as good...
benjieclipse
30 seconds later - shocked that any child would stupid enough to run right into the mouth of a giant shark, Bruce squandered an easy meal by ironically choking to death
MightyMike
Has anyone else noticed that the barbed wire is facing in and not out? Either he's been kidnapped, or his father is both extremely rich, and a complete bastard.
Col.Smashy
As Lil' Riff charged him with fists of fury, Moby realized his terrible, terrible mistake... Dinosaur Land was "Jet Turf"
AUUA
Even at a young age, little Steve Irwin showed almost no fear of obviously dangerous aquatic life, stay tuned to find out how this ultimately led to his untimely demise.
Simski
Since Harry wasn't allowed into Dinosaur Land in account of not being a dinosaur, his only pleasure was to eat small children.
DyZzY315
This is why the dinosaurs are really extinct a group of sharks and octopus's attacked dinosaur land
SamuraiZach0
Too bad the kid was blind, he probably could've avoided running right into death if he wasn't
Devilducky
The deadly land shark knew all he had to do was sit and wait, the child would come to him.
Obtusetriangle
The final resting place of Jaws. He died the way he lived being in the wrong place, all of the time.
wisewhiz
Millions of years of dominating the earth, now resorting to being amusement park carnies...
d.pict
Nevermind the shark and octopus, how the hell did a five year old scale an 8 foot fence with barbwire?
d.pict
That's what you get for using a baby contractor that doesn't speak English. It was supposed to say Dinah Shore Land.
Turophiliac
Here we see the great Midgetsaurus goes for his favorite meal: Giant shark and Octopus medley.
toast323
With his tentacle slowly creeping up from behind, the octopus had decided he would murder the shark, not to save little Timmy, but to eat him.
toast323
Hmmm, so they out a shark and an octopus in DINOSAUR land, no wonder they closed, the manager was retarded
Gandark
Yes child, come closer... You'll be safe from dinosaurs here with me and Mr Octopus!
rhysirl
With Johnny's kamikaze ways, his parents were starting to doubt their son's ability to make it to his sixth birthday.
chunkymcdoaks
As little Tommy ran headfirst at the landshark, he pondered what his life had been all about
killswitch
OHhh Man, Cant wait till i tell them b*tches at school iv seen the most realistic shark, in ghetto Dinosaur Land !!!
DragonFlyJones
Where Bindi failed in the attempt to avenge her fathers death... young Bob Irwin was sure to reign victorious!
DragonFlyJones
Not satisfied with eliminating the sting rays.... young Bindi Irwin decided to turn her rage on all salt water predators.
Gabriel
Am I like the only one here that figured out that !!!THE SHARK IS NOT REAL!!! The midget is in no real danger.
beaker53
The things we do for entertainment now a days... just wait until that child realises the shark has a pneumatic jaw... OUCH
drew081886
The Cuban Museum of National History. Get it? They're poor. Ah, nevermind screw it.
chazziefizzle
While many believed that the Jurassic park series could slip no further downhill, Jurassic Park IV:Dinosaur Land would soon prove them all wrong
badmojo
"its more of a sharkdinosauroctopus!" "no, its like a octopusdinosaurshark!" "no, its definitely a dinosauroctopusshark!"
shamu1
They took down yesterday's winning craption because it had nothing to do with the picture. We must show Cracked that we will not be silenced!! Our voices WILL BE HEARD!!!!
DangerousBob
Now if you look to your left you can see the ancient Land shark, as it feds on its most common pray: small Mexican children.
Navin
"Did I mention I was in a movie with Roy Scheider?" Sadly, with his best days behind him, Jaws spent the last years of his life homless and living on a park bench.
basic303
Said The Shark to the Octopuss, "That kid looks nothing like a dinosaur, we've been had!"
Silvdragon
Billy was tired, tired of the carnage sharky had brought his dinosaur friends, he was small, he was weak, but he was not afriad.
brownstar
Luckily for little timmy, prehistoric sharks only enjoy the taste of black children.
JohnnySartre
Does there really have to be a Chuck Norris reference on every single god damn one of these?
SRLivewire
Okay, I wasn't going to say anything, but that little kid is an Information Booth or a Mailbox or something.
j_lasoul
The Giant Land-Shark, the most fearsome predator known to man, has only one natural enemy: small unarmed children
tuhokas
Even though the shark knew he would not be able to move, he was confident in his ultimate success. All he had to do was wait...
haefi
The biggest natural enemies of the Great White Shark are Orca, Sperm Whale & little Timmy from Oregon.
SRLivewire
The last time NATALIE WOODS met JAMES WOODS. (don't worry, at first I didn't get it either) (okay, Natalie Woods fell off of a boat, James Woods played 'Shark' on tv) (still not funny? well f... you)
chromigula
That kid's parents are going to consider him lost. They'll never realize that he's simply chained up in the Pirates of the Caribbean ride.
Mr.Lumberjack
What the fuck is that thing in between the shark and the octopus? Seriously
SRLivewire
The HOOK Billy! You forgot the HOOK again! ... That the kid of yours will NEVER help us catch a real Great White ...
Ganglian
For reasons unknown, large open mouthed fish have plagued Jonah and his descendents
wisewhiz
Millions of years of dominating the earth to now resorting to being amusement park carnies.
SRLivewire
The Red Cross' first glimpse inside of GITMO confirmed horrors unimagined ...
GregHoserman
Timmy may have died that day, but batshit crazy amusement park hobo was taking his first batshit crazy steps.
todusfuddpucker
Little Richie Dreyfus ran up and hit the shark in the nose and then he cried!
hunts009
Hmm a shark a octopus a little boy and a tipi.... Is this Micheal Jackson's first acid trip?
Mr.Solitaire
Joey didn't mind that his dad was a decrepit ornamental shark. It was the social worker who got pissy about it.
Mr.Solitaire
Actual screenshots from Street Fighter IV prove that, once again, one must never trust promotional material.
kirpuff
it says something about the school system when a child runs right into the jaws of death
da_reginator
See einstien would think the child is the dinosaur... ahhh no one could see that coming.
SamuraiZach0
Poor shark, not even the dinosaurs wanted him on their soil, so they cast him away to the edge of the world...in this case, the edge of the park
P2M
If Fonzie had tried to jump this shark we wouuld be singing a pretty different song....
SGJoe
"Keep him on THIS planet!" "K, where are you going?" "I'm going to get my gun back..."
pharmmajor
All right, all right, maybe I have gone a little overboard with my genetic mutations!
ritsuka
A shark and an octopus were swimming hand and hand They looked down and were confused why there was no sand So they swimed on but that was odd because they were on dry land
jamnic
Is it an octopus? Or is it really a giant pimple on the shark's nose, with a long red thing coming out one nostril, and an unmentionable out its rectum?
Navin
"Did I mention I was in a movie with Roy Scheider?" Sadly, with his best days behind him, Jaws spent the last years of his life homeless and living on a park bench.
Navin
"Did I mention I was in a movie with Roy Scheider?" Alone and with his best days behind him, Jaws spent the last years of his life homeless and living on a park bench.
Jparis
The octopus immediately regretted taking the bet that the land shark could lure children in by placing a Wii in his mouth.
PH1118
When Jurassic Park didn't take off, they decided to make a 2nd rate child's amusement park with the corpses of the dinos.
ShomerShabbos!
Watch out kid. There's a creepy guy in there that will promise you candy.
necroblade404
Short athletic male in a land of dinosaurs where there are fish for no reason. This is why the live action super mario wasn't based off the video game.
WLTwitch
Hey kid, I see Spongebob in the shark's mouth too. But don't be stupid and try to save him. Look what happened when he tried to save Patrick.
DeSandman
Steven Spielberg's first version of Jaws now revealed. Why did they replace this shark with Bruce I have no idea.
Lakitu
Well you see, sharks and other sea creatures have actually been around for many millions of years. So saying these aren't from then is total--- how the fuck did that kid get in there?!
spud
That's an amazing picture if you consider that the poor kid had to hold that pose for 5 MINUTES while his stupid mom tried to figure out her digital camera
sumrandomazz
steven speilberg tries to make a sequel to jaws and jurrasic park at the same time
DoomyMcDoomdoom
Young Jeffrey quickly realized that Dinosaur Land was neither filled with fun or Dinosaurs...
Maxmontana
So the shark eats the kid, we shoot the kid, the kid explodes and kills the shark rite.....rite?
Zeraphym
...And a brave Link entered Lord Jabu-Jabu in search of the Zora's Sapphire avoiding the giant Octorok along the way.
whoyoulookingat
And lastly this picture concludes our class on the newly found theory that sharks and octopuses did indeed make the dinosaurs extinct. They're headed for humans next. RUN!
timeformorecake
This summer, feel the magic of Walt Disney's "Miracle at Tienenmen Square"
gmoney8
A young Rocky Balboa wasn't the best Shark/Octupus fighter, but he had the most heart.
toanoradian
The writing on the back actually stated 'Dinosaur Landing Space,' in which dinosaurs could land and eat a snack of shark (with a side serving of octopus heads) before leaving again to hide themselves on somewhere below Japan.
topher
Tired of conventional playgrounds, little Timmy took the pill from the homeless man and imagined one for himself.
tunedog
Look mommy, the same fishy that swam after daddy when you pushed him out of the boat. Let's see if daddy is in his belly like you said he was.
TherodofGod
It was suppose to be little Johnny's break through role, until Samuel L Jackson showed interest in the part.
djmasterscooter
Michael Bay's JAWS (also there's an octopus, and the shark can walk on land with explosions)
Quankers
In an attempt to make up for his recent economic losses, Steven Spielberg began shooting a sequel to his top five films: Indiana Schindler and Jurassic Jaws: The Extra Terrestrial.
Quankers
In an attempt to make up for his recent economic losses, Steven Spielberg made a sequel to his five most successful movies: Indiana Schindler and Jurassic Jaws: The Extra Terrestrial
tanthalas79
The people at Sea World are going to be surprised when they open their package...
Rex-Jester
Paleontology, West Virginia style! (Seriously, this is the first craption picture I've actually recognized because I've driven past it on my way somewhere else)
MICHAELDTY
Ah yes, a shark with an octopus growing out of it's head, my favourite dinosaurs.
Miracleman
Though natural enemies under normal circumstances, the shark and the octopus felt it necessary to overcome their instinctive hatred of each other and band together against a common foe...little Timmy Johnson, age 8.
ludovicus
I want to be a ... a dentist! No wait, what's the other word? Entree! Dentist? Entree?
Serges
General Toothfin and Admiral Legolots, confident in SeaWorld's invasion strategy, never counted on little Timmy Thompson...
daniel_ingels
After the fallout; Dinosaur Land was the only place with a standing fence so it was an obvious choice as a make-shift prison. However, the decision to give conjugal visits to sexual predators was slightly more contraversial. But the shark lobby is a
daniel_ingels
The shark knew everyone would think he was drooling because of the retarded kid running straight for his mouth, but the real reward would be the chocolate cake just behind him. Oooh guilty pleasures!
Midgetmagi
ok. stop me if you've heard this one. "a shark, an octopus, and a boy enter dinosaur land..."
beirut
i just want to say, that i have actually been there and stood inside that sharkosaur. i'm cool?
sheep44
Even with this scene cut out, Mark Whalbergs 'Planet of the Apes' still totally sucked.
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