Other Craptions

FINALLY! An excuse to have sex with a building

Just wait until they turn the fountain part on.

"NO IFS ANDS OR..." or WHAT?! The suspense is killing me!

What did I do last night? And why can't I get the taste of pennies out of my mouth?

Finally ! Somewhere to park my bike !

Those aren't statues, they're structural members. They keep the building erect.

Mommy, are those girls on time out?

Ol' Jabba's been getting a little crazy with the carbonite lately, hasn't he?

You fine ladies ain't the only thing that's hard.

No I said seven BLONDE girls in front of the casino. Not BRONZE!

Hmmmmm I didn't know females could use a glory hole.

Don't be a hardass...

No "IFs" "ANDs" or "CLASS"

Sure, she looked hot, but she was a cold, hard bitch, just like her sisters....

The Riviera: Where drunk hobo dicks have to be sugically removed on a daily basis.

I like brass butts and I cannot lie!

It looks like (Insert geek-speak reference here) and (Insert obscure 1990's video game character here) did the (Insert crude reference to the female anatomy) while Chuck Norris (Insert swear word), (swear word in all caps) !!!

WHAT THE HELL they didn't finish the sentence now ill never know why they are all wearing thongs and mounted in a wall!

I wish they would move so someone else could enjoy the wall

Cool I just learned to type with one hand! Thank you cracked!!!

King Midas doesn't screw with any 'notches on a bedpost' shit

I wonder how many dicks have gotten stuck during the winter season.

Thats why I named my dick Medusa

Good thing I'm a chick magnet..

....and a single tear rolls down Gloria Steinem's cheek.

Silver Surfer's Friday Night.

In other words, "No Gays Allowed"

Mount Rushmore's lesser known cousin, Wall Buttmore

This only encourages public masturbation

Its like wheres waldo, but this ones called "Whos the man?"

Welcome to the "Kiss My Ass" Saloon!

well how can the measly "blue man" group compete with this? the "golden girl" group should be... you know come to think of it the blue man group is pretty snazzy...

yesterday's craption was so terrible, how could so many of you vote for it. am i taking crazy pills?!?!

This week's version of the "Pick the Transvestite" game was a real challenge.

The porn version of Futurama's episode when robots had to fart together to save the earth

You just KNOW you wanna throw Tootsie Rolls on the ground.....

you know, maybe the bronze age wasn't so bad

This sign puts the 'ass' in 'classy'!

Puns of steel. Note: that pun is still funnier than the "No ifs ands or" one.

The Hanukkah Menorah at the Playboy Mansion

You know, there should be a comma between 'Ifs' and 'Ands'.

"This building was ERECTED in 1969"

O look... a wind tunnel!

No ifs, ands, or Riviera Hotel and Casino?

Screw it, screw this contest, I'm masturbating

...or pants

Thanks Cracked, now my boss thinks I'm a pervert.

Where's the doorbell?

When the fat chick revolution finally came, skinny stripper girls were the first against the wall.