Craptions Classics December 16, 2008

Hiding dead hookers is always easy in Vegas.

Spamboy

Other Craptions

FINALLY! An excuse to have sex with a building

Dick_Johnson

Just wait until they turn the fountain part on.

cowboy31

"NO IFS ANDS OR..." or WHAT?! The suspense is killing me!

CavalierX

What did I do last night? And why can't I get the taste of pennies out of my mouth?

Wileypube

Finally ! Somewhere to park my bike !

Gillespie

Those aren't statues, they're structural members. They keep the building erect.

GaseousClay

Mommy, are those girls on time out?

Frigga

Ol' Jabba's been getting a little crazy with the carbonite lately, hasn't he?

CavalierX

You fine ladies ain't the only thing that's hard.

Swaimfan

No I said seven BLONDE girls in front of the casino. Not BRONZE!

nervousnerd

Hmmmmm I didn't know females could use a glory hole.

jbirchfield

Don't be a hardass...

CavalierX

Sure, she looked hot, but she was a cold, hard bitch, just like her sisters....

zbeebs

No "IFs" "ANDs" or "CLASS"

MARCS
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