Other Craptions

That's an awful lot of work just to provide a little hamster with a swing-set.

Wow, this will definitely do whatever it does better than the other thing that did it before.

so will my circumcision be painful?

My grandmother had one of those in her bathroom. We never discussed it.

This must be the Small Hadron Collider.

Chuck Norris' Boflex.

So are you sure this will enlarge my penis?

....told you not to divide by zero.

The average Cracked reader's best guess as to how to get laid.

I'll drill my own way to hell, thank you

Modern art my ass.

Fuck those low-flow shower heads, THIS is what I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT!

i take my anal probes VERY seriously

This is one of those claw games, but there's no prize. It just picks up and shakes around anyone stupid enough to put in a quarter.

Wile E. Coyote's senior art project

The ED-209 of mouse traps.

You better fucking believe it will blend!

the slavers had set up a "human trap" which for many unfortunate victims would be noticed to late

Dooms day devices just arnt the same anymore

"Do you expect me to talk?" "No, Mr. Squeakers, I expect you to DIE!!!"

When hunting bears, use a bear trap. When hunting Klingons....

They now offer free abortions on campus?

This must be one of those toilets the government spent $1000 on.

Ab Roller: Armageddon

It's the dangly bit that really worries me...

[insert craption]

And the Cow Says: "MOOOO" And the Keanu Says: "WHOA"

Pets spayed and neutered while you wait. Deposit coins.

Pull the chain. I dare you.

Best Bug Zapper EVER!!

Xenor hung his head in shame. No girl would ever talk to him while he was a chain smoker.

Well... what do you know... someone DID build a better mousetrap!

It's hard being a mechanical Triffid.

Not sure what the hell this is, but its classified as art, and somewhere, someone is masturbating to it.

It's OK, I don't understand Star Wars The Clone Wars either.

Fuck yes, it was tested on animals!!!

Just wait til you see what happens when she takes the bait...

Dentists, not wanting people to be afraid of them anymore, take their craft public.

Free Mamograms!!!

The Darwinator allows you to see evolution in action. To operate, pull chain.

"Hey look! A quarter!"

Fuck ALL of the Chuck Norris craptions!

Mine's bigger.

My cat's going to love its new toy!

The Navy designed a machine that would shoot itself...THE PERFECT WEAPON

To Serve Man is a cookbook. This is the serving-up device.

The Japanese can make a version that fits in your pocket and costs 99 cents.

What?! How do you crush walnuts???!!

It's just a weather balloon! NOW MOVE ALONG!