Other Craptions

I hate playing pictionary with you.

the way to a man's heart....is through a woman, and then a wall and apparently his penis. but we all knew that

Is anyone else furiously masturbating right now?

Man it's gonna be awkward if they ever break up.

Well, son, when a man loves a woman very much...

concept art for saw 6

Life Support Ken and Barbie

Tired of hearing "smell ya later" from every girl he met, Jon decided no, he would smell you right now.

Will this be on the final?

"And that's Twilight in a nutshell."

The future of sexual intercourse.

"Oh God we're naked!" "Quick, put this on, nobody will notice."

This is art. If you don't get it, you're a retard.

Man. Peyote is a hell of a drug.

She totally needs implants.

Most of God's early design ideas for sexual reproduction never left the drawing board.

Who Farted: The Game

In case of accidental air mask deployment take off clothes and remove reproductive organs

Underwater bondage kit

Medical Marijuana has certainly stimulated the bong industry.

'In the event of a sudden loss in cabin pressure...'

Holy shit, it comes with six types of dipping sauce!

I didn't know Billy Corgan and Milla Jovovich were dating.

Is this available in Braille?

sex education is getting complicated these days

This safe sex thing is really starting to get out of hand.

Matchmaker, matchmaker, knit me a match, tie up our ventricles, let me access her snatch

If sex education was taught by H.P. Lovecraft.

Like most great inventions, this was discovered by accident.

I dont know what that' about, but If its connect to my penis and her vagina, Im all for it!

No matter how much Wendy tried to connect, Tim would always put up a wall between them.

apparently a diagram showing how household walls are made... disturbing indeed...

Apparently, the purpose of Dr. Schraeber's work was to see how long he could maintain grant money while being fucking insane.

NEVER go to a free clinic sponsored by the Scientologists ...

I hope this is some sort of masturbation device.

"So... uh... you come here often?"

So THAT's what "transgender" means!

Kathy could only pray that he wouldn't come.

Dr Stephen Hawking presents the GloryHole v2.0

Sex for unmarried fundamentalist Christians.

If your Doctor attended THIS Medical School, maybe we can help. We are 1-800-MALPRACTICE

It's OK, the Catholic Church says it's fine.

this bukkake is too technical

Thank God they put a partition between the naked people. Man that could have been uncomfortable.

US Patent:0055384590 This invention allows a man and a woman smell one another's chest, arm pits and 'special purpose' areas all at the one time. The device can be used for...well i'm sure someone in Japan will want it...

The safety word is "Buttercup"

How Christian fundamentalists make love

When Susan said she wanted to do something kinky, Ted thought she just wanted to wear a wig.

The new, if slightly confusing, improvement over the original pictogram we sent out aboard the Voyager spacecraft.