Chuck Norris considers this a light alcoholic beverage.
Suicide by: Fucking Awesome.
scorpion whiskey: "For that extra advantage in your bar fight"
This batch of whiskey was later recalled after health inspectors found trace amounts of lead.
2 in 1: the poison and the antidote!
Why? Because it's legal, that's why.
There's a real sting to this whiskey.
Pictured: how Islam sees alcohol.
I ate the worm, but I'm not fucking eating that!!
Needs more scorpion.
ME----"Yes could I have two shots of your scorpion whiskey"
BARTENDER----"Sure what's the ocassion?"
BARTRENDER----"Congrats dude have a third on the house"
ME----"No offense, but if two doesn't get the taste out of my mouth
And if you thought building a pirate ship in a bottle was hard.......
Not pictured: Lions in gin, tigers in brandy, grizzly bears in vodka, and sharks in a fine merlot from 1982.
I want a drink with a bit of a sharp taste preferably something that will blind me after one shot
Some assassination plots just aren't very subtle