Craptions Classics December 13, 2008

Chuck Norris considers this a light alcoholic beverage.

djseifer

Other Craptions

Suicide by: Fucking Awesome.

pinkyslayer

scorpion whiskey: "For that extra advantage in your bar fight"

Sev Squad

This batch of whiskey was later recalled after health inspectors found trace amounts of lead.

djseifer

2 in 1: the poison and the antidote!

Thomas Calnan

Why? Because it's legal, that's why.

Mudslingshot

There's a real sting to this whiskey.

Brett-Butler

Pictured: how Islam sees alcohol.

Swaimfan

I ate the worm, but I'm not fucking eating that!!

Thomas Calnan

Needs more scorpion.

Straxus

ME----"Yes could I have two shots of your scorpion whiskey" BARTENDER----"Sure what's the ocassion?" ME----"First blowjob" BARTRENDER----"Congrats dude have a third on the house" ME----"No offense, but if two doesn't get the taste out of my mouth

jbirchfield

Not pictured: Lions in gin, tigers in brandy, grizzly bears in vodka, and sharks in a fine merlot from 1982.

djseifer

And if you thought building a pirate ship in a bottle was hard.......

jbirchfield

I want a drink with a bit of a sharp taste preferably something that will blind me after one shot

Vincenoir

Some assassination plots just aren't very subtle

wabinator
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