Other Craptions

Suicide by: Fucking Awesome.

scorpion whiskey: "For that extra advantage in your bar fight"

This batch of whiskey was later recalled after health inspectors found trace amounts of lead.

2 in 1: the poison and the antidote!

Why? Because it's legal, that's why.

There's a real sting to this whiskey.

Pictured: how Islam sees alcohol.

I ate the worm, but I'm not fucking eating that!!

Needs more scorpion.

ME----"Yes could I have two shots of your scorpion whiskey" BARTENDER----"Sure what's the ocassion?" ME----"First blowjob" BARTRENDER----"Congrats dude have a third on the house" ME----"No offense, but if two doesn't get the taste out of my mouth

Not pictured: Lions in gin, tigers in brandy, grizzly bears in vodka, and sharks in a fine merlot from 1982.

And if you thought building a pirate ship in a bottle was hard.......

I want a drink with a bit of a sharp taste preferably something that will blind me after one shot

Some assassination plots just aren't very subtle

remember when your parents caught you smoking & made you smoke a whole pack to scare you from ever doing it again? well my mom just caught me drinking....

Vote this craption if you're sick of the Chuck Norris craption.

Sir, your urine sample came back and it appears that you are scorpion positive.

This is what happens when tequila production is outsourced to China...

"Blind taste testing confirms that 9 out of 10 people prefer scorpion vodka to smirnoff, and 10 out 10 people died two hours after drinking scorpian vodka"

"This beverage is not intended for women who are nursing, anyone who feels that breathing is essential to their health, those who enjoy continued eyesight, hearing, hand-to-mouth coordination, or to those who JESUS JUST DON'T DRINK THIS FOR THE LOVE

"Shaken, not stung..."

Your move Jack Daniels

In Russia, vodka drinks you

Many considered Kool Aid: Scorpion to be the first indication that the company was failing.

Indiana Jones and the what the fuck is in those bottles?

Ingredients: black scorpions, tape worms, the tears of small children, false hopes, empty promises, and the burden of shame. The name of this drink? The Bush Administration.

The Surgeon General's warning just says "Moron."

Moonshine is for pussies!

Alcohol: the cause and solution to all of life's problems."

After only one day, Hank was fired from quality control.

Man...I should quit drinking

"Fuck Death" - a fragrance for MEN!

If you can drink the whole thing with puking the scorpions won't kill you. Enjoy.

suddenly bathtub gin doesn't seem so bad

i hate girly drinks...ill just have a beer

The handiwork of the world's most advanced spider.

"Last call, folks... Pick your poison!"

It's a little known fact that besides eating lightning and crapping thunder, Rocky also drank scorpions and pissed tarantulas.

Sorry, but I only drink Zima.

When i was growing up, my dad always called me a pussy. Well not anymore dammit. not anymore.

I have a sneaking suspicion someone is trying to poison me...

You should see my fish bowl.

an ironic example of feng shui.

"WHAT THE FUCK !!! WHY IS THERE AN UMBILICAL CHORD IN MY SCORPIAN VODKA? THATS JUST GROSS!!!"

Warning: Drinking this beverage may rock you like a hurricane.

Warning! This beverage was made in a facility that also uses peanut products.

Bedouin-wiser

Klingon Red-Bull

has anyone else noticed the winner is usually the guy who posted first, annd HIS SHIT SUCKS!!!!!