Other Craptions

4 milliseconds before the earth is destroyed by that meteorite

Your move, scissors.

One of Chuck Norris' balls

Preparing for this year's Darwin Awards.

When that thing hatches, the villagers will eat like kings.

Pictured: several people about to get stoned.

America randomly drops frozen chunks of shit on third world countries. You know, for freedom.

Atlas looks a lot smaller in person.

Take the fucking picture I can't hold it any longer!

12-12-08: God shits a brick

"Hunny, this pet rock may have been cute as a baby, but all pets grow up eventually."

Not Pictured: A severely fucked up pair of scissors.

Godzillas kidney stones are the stuff of legend

Don't touch the giant rock, it's covered with Super glue...I said DON'T touch the....oh, fuck it!

A rolling stone may gather no moss, but it certainly attracts some weirdos!

Am I racist for thinking the guys on the right stole it?

Idaho reveals the world's largest potato.

Oh great! Now the Somali Pirates have hijacked the moon!

Umm... Klaatu Barada Nikto?

Wile E Coyote School of Physics

Why yes! I have been living under a rock for the last 10 years.

Is it just me, or does anyone else really wish the rock would just spontaneously roll forward about 2 feet...?

Finally i shitted it

US National Debt, the musical.

It's not a tuma!

After the election, Atlas shrugged.

Previously on Lost...

Caught between a rock and a hard place.

you don't want to see the very next photo taken....

The Revenge of Indiana Jones's Nemesis (Part 1)!

Famous Last Words: That rock looks stable enough ...

Stealing dragon eggs is easier in the stories.

Guy in the left: worst job ever.

Stewie Griffiths mumified head found in Bangladesh.

I waited for 3 o'clock for this?

BaROCK Obama

Despite the logistical nightmare, The Make-A-Wish foundation is able to give Ralph one last day at the beach before the brain tumor ends his young life.

....And thats where babies come from.

Who are you calling a sissypuss?

Well that'll solve the overpopulation problem at the playground.

The Thing looks WAY different in real life

Wilie Coyote hired migrant workers in his attempt to get the Road Runner... but the results stayed the same.

In Muslim countries,"Getting Stoned" has an ENTIRELY different meaning....

"Katamari the movie"

It's NOT a tumor, it's not a tumor at all!!

Fearful of Armageddon, many of the villagers sought shelter under God's left testicle.

"I'd like you all to meet my new pet rock. His name is Freddy and he loves it when you scratch his belly."

I WANNA ROCK!

The Lance Armstrong Memorial