Chaos Merchant
America randomly drops frozen chunks of shit on third world countries. You know, for freedom.
jbudman86
"Hunny, this pet rock may have been cute as a baby, but all pets grow up eventually."
DrTom
Don't touch the giant rock, it's covered with Super glue...I said DON'T touch the....oh, fuck it!
MindPez
Is it just me, or does anyone else really wish the rock would just spontaneously roll forward about 2 feet...?
Despite the logistical nightmare, The Make-A-Wish foundation is able to give Ralph one last day at the beach before the brain tumor ends his young life.
QuickWit
Wilie Coyote hired migrant workers in his attempt to get the Road Runner... but the results stayed the same.
nsechoes
"I'd like you all to meet my new pet rock. His name is Freddy and he loves it when you scratch his belly."
Warlain
Fearful of Armageddon, many of the villagers sought shelter under God's left testicle.
carpe-noctem12
It's a big rock. Can't wait to tell my friends; they don't have a rock this big.
Trizzit
Hundreds of people come daily to touch the stone, but so far the dragon within has yet to choose a rider.
agalryunaer
The ancient guys who said that the world is being held by elephants and turtles were almost right
Dr.Pepper
GUY WITH PACK: "When I suggested stoning these two for their blasphemy, I was expecting more subtlety." AQUA BLUE SHIRT: "Well f*** me for think outside of the box!"
Ironlightsaber
Taking a cue from the Old Testament they tried to stone the adulters to death. Too bad the stone was bigger than than their brains.
agalryunaer
This is like a photo of a christian little book with a caption like: The youth can have fun without alcohol or drugs... yeah right
Leaf
What an igneous picture..... No, wait.... I mean ingenious.... No wait.... I mean stupid. What a stupid picture....
lokimotive
Sisyphus had thought his friends would help in his task, but they just ended up getting in the way.
voodu007
Chuck Norris had to remove his left testicle because it was being overshadowed by his right one.
boofboof
"Hooray, guys!!! We, the righteous and world-caring members of Greenpeace, have finally managed to save the last Godzilla egg! Let's wait for it to hatch and let the world be proud of us!!!" Tokyo says: Shime Baka!!! (Die You Dumbasses!!!)
Roor
The tumor on Linda's back, while unsightly, did prove to be an excellent source of shade for passers-by.
montanaguy
back in '08 when the depression hit we didn't even have TV yep....we sat around a big fuckin rock all day
DaShizz
Some foreigners hold baskets on their heads. Others hold spinecrushing boulders on their heads.
agalryunaer
Those Siamese brothers you see just sitting there, yeah they are bounded by their huge shared ass
QuickWit
For 5000 years they have protected the world by keeping this rock balanced... and they'll do it for 5000 more.
agalryunaer
Guy running in a blue shirt: Oh man, did i lost the "let's put our shit together" peaceful protest?!
SBTL
Unbeknownst to the naieve tourists, mama pteradactyl was winging her way back to her egg.
Swaimfan
The exhibitionist geologist's wet dream: A group of students, a level 9 sedimentary boulder and an attractive woman underneath.
gtrplyr515
It's always the black man that has to hold up the rock for everyone else isn't it?
bobleponge
A giant rock poses next to a group of humans, who, amazingly, are actually in no danger of falling over.
ScarlettOhara
The siamese twins joined by their hideous ass secretly wondered if they'd ever find true love.
ScarlettOhara
Touching the "Stewie Griffin" stone is said to bring good fortune and a british accent.
Falcoteer
Giant nut? Check. Hungry villagers? Check. Giant nutcracker? Still working on it...
ExquisitExamplE
10 Drug-addicted friends thought they had made the purchase of a lifetime: The world's largest crack rock. Little did they know that East Indians are notoriously unscrupulous in their use of semantics.
jurisprudence
When its that hot it doesn't matter if you are searching for shade under the world's largest turd
marvelxf4
The Tall Coyote wept. Sadly none of the victims turned out to be the Roadrunner.
jtklove
Of a sudden, it moved: It came upon them swiftly; It crushed them all to blood. But some had opportunity to squeal. --Stephen Crane
Flounder
Ah yes... the old "accidental death by giant potato insurance scam. Bob thought for sure since he was taking the photo he couldn't be blamed.
Dragonman
Trying to boost truism, Africa decides to create a their version of the leaning tower, complete with people pretending to hold it up with their arm.
tallestmunchkin
Peter Jackson, due to a terrible misunderstanding, fucks up the movie version of "Rocky and Bullwinkle."
DScolpini
That's the same boulder that Aron Ralston got stuck under before he cut off his arm!
guidodarezzo
Keep hatching it assholes, who is going to feed that hell of a chicken when it born
Daniel_Garcia
The versatility of Nicolas Cage bedazzles me more and more every time I watch The Rock on TNT
hardcoredynamic
The producers of the Bollywood version of Jurassic Park fought hard to include a scene featuring a singing dinosaur egg and a token white couple.
Ubergeek
I don't even want to THINK how painful it was for Hagrid to pass this kidney stone.
darthangel310
Loretta had to stop for a breath. She wondered why her luggage seemed so heavy today.
mabogo
Much to his embarrassment, Dubya finally found out that THIS was the real Iraqi Weapon of Mass Destruction that everyone had been hollering about.....
asdasd
It seems that after humiliating god you castrate him and put his testicle on for display.
Jeronimo
Guy on the left: "Our Rolling Stones are better than your Beatles... and I'll prove it!"
gtrplyr515
If you thought God's testicle was big, check out the size of his... well, you know
bobbyflash
The crack problem in Washington is getting worse. And everyone's turning a blind eye!
KL17
The India-Pakistan conflicts escalated to pushing boulders onto the rival nations front yard. Heated legal debates ensue.
bobbyflash
Stunt styrofoam rock scares the shit out of blue shirted man carrying rucksack
colibri213
The couple had no idea that shoplifting in India had such a harsh (and awesome) punishment.
bobleponge
Unbeknownst to the villagers below, the famous rock was just five Indian college students away from killing them all.
spud
Unable to get bailout money without a fuel-efficient line, Managers of the Big Three automakers consult with Engineer Fred Flintstone whose revolutionary Car uses less gasoline ...
snapfade
Here in Kazakhstan I ask for Rock'em Sock'em Robot for Christmas, but being very poor we only have Rock'em.
Chromius
Ntibwe's patented "Honkey Juicer" is finally ready to be mass-marketed.Ntibwe, pictured on the far left, hopes this will finally bring his village out of the stone age.
spud
The serial killer's favorite MO was dressing up as a Grey-Statue Mime and pushing large rocks over unsuspecting pedestrians ...
MacAttack
Problems arose when trying to clone Jesus. The first and foremost of the problems was that he was a Giant Lizard.
llcooldrew
I could see how that would be an issue when you are trying to win the Tour De France.
xgrendelx
This is the exact point in time when the Palestinians decided their rock-throwing technology had reached it's peak, and started working on rock-ets.
spud
Getting a single vote in the 23rd hour of the Craption contest is just as rewarding as winning the whole f-cking thing, Thanks Dweezle596 for your vote yesterday, but I deserved more. Craption submission for Today's Photo: Hey! You, little people,
SRLivewire
Fundamentalist Christian High School students submit their 2008 National Science Fair exhibit -- A Rock!
unclemandingo
hey I've been there that's Buddha's butterball. Those kids play cricket every afternoon about 100 ft away from there. Mahabalipurnam india.
SRLivewire
Guinness World Record for Largest Ball of String -- Darwin, Minnesota 1950. World Record for Largest Compressed Ball of Crushed, Dejected, High School Dropouts -- Phoenix, Arizona 2008.
sb86
Honey, I'm sorry I didn't spring for the flashy travel agent, but this photo is costing me $8 so can you just smile?
drew081886
This caption will never win because it's all the way at the bottom. Also, it'll probably be deleted.
spud
Having become lazy and fat, American business failed to foresee what Foreign competition had in store for them ...
SilverDragon
I felt a disturbance in the force, as if two douche bags cried out in terror.... and were suddenly silenced.
jswing
One apocalyptic asteroid and a side of aliens; Would you like to super-size that?
spud
WILEY COYOTE: Hey Road Runner, go beep! beep! yourself! What do you have to say about that!??... !!! WHAT THE FUCK... ??!!!
UndeadMonkey
"Holy shit guys! Did you see that whale in a blimp taking a cra- oh... I guess you already saw that huh?"
Devilducky
To us, it's just a pebbble, but to the tiny Elfkins of the Outback, it's their god.
JohnnySartre
Headline!!! Two Crackers Are Conned Into Moving Local Eyesore while onlookers shout "come now 100 more feet and you are guaranteed spiritual enlightenment"
toacosmo
It's the boulder that covered the entrance to the cave that Chirst was buried in. Or so we'll tell them...
Janineb200
Ram decides that the boulder is an evil thing and must be thrown off of the edge of the world. (Plot line from "Buddha's Topknot Must Be Too Tight" 2004 - Bollywood)
keys72
a world record has just been achieved today by Raj when he balanced this 60 tonne rock on his head... the picture above is his memorial service
infernocanuck
Hazan dutifully held up the rock, while his family gathered around to take the picture. It was tough being the indian version of the Hulk.
FloydotheGreat
It was all fun and games until it hatched and Mothra's larva went on a rampage...
tovarish_stulov
Sgt. Mombutu was all that stood between the meteor and the end of civilization in Africa. He failed.
Roclawzi
Seeking fame and an outlet for their small town restlessness, the folks from Cranberry Meadows, Illinois decided to make the world's largest M&M. Not pictured: Colorful Candy Shell.
jbudman86
What happens when you don't take care of your elephantiasis. You can't even SEE the owner of this sack!
crdiscoverer
First time I come here early to post a craption and the picture sucks, and how the hell did they manage to put that fucking rock there!?
GoHopewell
What the hell? You can't bring that backpack with that shirt! So distasteful.
DaddyVader
THE PRICE IS RIGHT: Bob, I'll take FIVE miliseconds before the earth is destroyed by that meteorite.
FloydotheGreat
In medical news today doctors successfully removed the tumor from Rosie Odonnells head
Sporkicus
For my next trick!... Mary? Has anyone seen my assistant? She was right here a minute ago!
baronvonkickass
Auditions for the Indiana Jones movie produced many more casualties than in the 80s.
agentfubar
Well... uh... shut up! Maybe YOU'RE the one with a monstrously overgrown tumor on your head.
darthangel310
When the Cloverfield monster was gone, the cleanup crew had some difficulties getting rid of it's shit.
gtrplyr515
In nature, a human mother will lay her egg and warm it for nearly an entire year before it hatches
mxmstrmel
Lance Armstrong figured "Hey, I've already lost one testicle... I may as well donate my other HUGE-FUCKING-BADASS one to the world!"
moyz32
asked my gf for a suggestion, she said "say something about borrowers, tiny pebble, that kind of thing," and "maybe the borrowers wanted to borrow it, or that kind of thing" - thanks!
narius
Unknown to the tourists, the son of Godzilla is about to hatch and he is VERY hungry ....
donuteyes
is it just me, or does it look like the kid in the blue shirt is going down on himself?
crackedkills
It's not the huge stone attatched to Isaac's temple that bothers him, it's the people who mock him.
sofaking
Little did they know, but the safety of everyone in this picture relies on the men on either side of the boulder holding it up.
crackedkills
When placed nearby an average sized rock, these shrunken people appear to be actual size.
SRLivewire
Yes, Dr. STONE? This is Mr. ROCK again ... Do you have an Ointment for that Parasite infection that keeps showing up under my belly??
bhippie
Furious, Dan dropped his backpack and ran to Kelly. No way was another rock going to get away with combing his fiance's hair.
smileyjoseph
Bob was about to discover that was indeed necessary to break his ribs before he could suck himself off.
YARKONE
South american terrorists rather just crush their captives, beheading requires a cleaning lady, and she fled to Texas.
saveferris090
Nellie had no idea how big her tumor was until it ran over two of her cousins.
snapfade
Hey lady, you need to pop that zit on your back, it's a little on the large side.
Crackednutter
this proves it! god likes dropping big objects to see if he can hit the humans.
ice1000
Luckily, Norbert was born with an elastic urethra and was able to pass the stone with only a slight discomfort...
Derheadhunter
"GET THE FUCK AWAY! HOLY SHIT WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SITTING UNDERNEATH IT? RUN THE FUCK AWAY!"
Mr.Solitaire
The 'Lost' writers' subtlety in killing characters off had stooped dramatically, and season five's epic finale wasn't here to argue it.
AbbieH
dude 1: dude, what if we are about to be crushed by a giant rock dude? dude 2: dude! wooooooo!
SRLivewire
Al Gore was right! Global warming has dried up the earth and left it as a balled-up heap outside of Yuma.
SRLivewire
Bank collections official Mugsy White announced today that he CAN squeeze blood from a turnip.
Jarhead
God created two traps to one day wipe out the people who like to pose for cliched pictures pretending to hold up massive objects. The other is a leaning tower somewhere.
Jarhead
We lay out the trap, rent a bulldozer, and when its all over we rob the corpses blind, mwhaa ha ha ha ha.
WLTwitch
The amazing part is this is the pic of the hemorrhoid removed from Bill O'Reilly's ass.
meisterburger
"I sense impending doom. Do you sense impending doom, sweetheart? I sense impending doom."
patjk73
This photo was taken moments before a small earthquake that caused minor damage and claimed only two lives.
Mothershabooboo
Not pictured: Bruce, who now holds the record for the largest Kidney Stone passed. He died seconds later with internal bleeding and unrelated ruptures.
lighter
Ok, so now David Blaine has come to THIS, just for more attention...He's What?, gonna stay a rock for infinity?. ok, ok, we'll see....
frozendarkfire
Little did the tourists know, the creepy man with the cane would soon have his revenge.
Truthiness
They'll stone you when you are at the breakfast table They'll stone you when you are young and able Well I would not feel so all aloooooooooooone EVERYBODY MUST GET STONED!!
Handofevil
Yeah, that man on the left right there. Yeah the one in the back with his arm on the rock. He's about to become a mass murder and the 4th page article of the New York time's.
duffman449
"This alcoholic beverage is not meant for women who are nursing, people who feel like breathing is necessary to their health, to people who enjoy continued eyesight, or for any...JESUS DON'T DRINK THIS!!"
Noitparc
In an attempt to hide her procedure, Ann Coulter tries to bottle and sell her aborted fetuses
caminsky
Five years later Timmy died, tragically thinking that "Sharks are fun things to be inside of!"
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