Other Craptions

Drag Queens don't retire. They merely bust into glitter when it's finally time for them to go.

Unfortunately, Emily exploded at the sound of applause...

Spontaneous Human Confettication

Now THAT'S a wardrobe malfunction.

........"The Aristocrats!"

In a wierd fusion of art and science, a graduate student presents her Astrophysics thesis in the form of an interpretive dance.

Looks like the Gay Olympics are off to a fabulous start!

Jesus had few miracles left up his sleeve during the Third Coming.

It turned out that being dumped by Peter Pan was not the worst thing that ever happened to Tinkerbell...

"I hire her to follow me around to distract from my forehead."

I dont know wat this is. I dont give a Fuck. My wife just turned gay on me.

I don't know what's weirder: The fact that a girl just exploded into confetti Or the fact that at least one person has seen it done better!!

unfortunately the teleporter project was canceled after sally forgot to stand directly on the "x"

"Is she supposed to explode?" "I have no idea, let's clap anyway."

The problem with the craptions contest is that if you don't get your semi-humorous craption submitted in the first 25 seconds of the day's picture going live, it's cast off into the abyss of "1 crack ups" that no one ever sees...because no one wants

How gay people are christened.

"Goddamnit Dave, casual Friday means jeans!"

poof....and just like that the Clay Aiken disappeared.

Damnit not again.

How the hell was I supposed to know she was allergic to light?!

Alas, it appeared that festivities at Gary's Coming-Out party had gone horribly awry.

Of course, the main event at the "Celebrating Hybrids" festival was watching the antics of Cindi, the result of mating a cheerleader with a roman candle.

Al Gay-da, a little known terrorist sect, used FABULOUS tinsel bombs in their first attack in West Hollywood.

When asked why he only gave her a 9, the judge replied, "Not enough glitter."

Man I hate when that happens!

3:14pm and freshyK has 14 votes for an unfunny Craption. I call shenanigans.

glitter bukakke

The first full-body "wardrobe malfunction."

Gesundheit!

Of course some dumb motherfucker had to ruin our vampire talent show with a damn spotlight...It took out half of Marcy!

And with that move, Al Qaeda decided to never recruit suicide bombers from Los Angeles again.

"I SAID IT NEEDS MORE FUCKING DAZZLE DAMN IT!"

Miss Fiber Optic 2008

Chris Crocker celebrating his 21st birthday

new worlds most useless super power "gumballizing"

Particle Man, Particle Man, Doing the things a particle can What's he like? It's not important Particle Man.

Fifi's bad hair day was an unexpected success.

Pixie bukake.

The laws of physics explained through interpretative dance.

It was breathtaking. It was her swan song. An unrepeatable performance that left her dead in a pile of glitter. And some dick only gave her a 9 out of 10.

The worlds first gay suicide bomber.

And yes it is true, woman poop rainbows and fart confetti, and everything smells like roses.

3 out of 4 men still think Cher is a 10 apparently.

Sally knew that the routine was going wrong, she knew she would probably suffocate from inhaling confetti, but dammit she was going to win!

But just then, a typo ruined his best caption ever.

"Haaaaaapyyyy Birthdaaaayyy Misssster Presssi-" BOOM!

She would have won the gold if one of the judges hadn't noticed the unfortunate menstrual stains.

Everyone cheered when the disco ball took out Christina Aquilera

My Mom is such an attention whore.