Other Craptions

The people suddenly realized just how much they needed Godzilla.

Millions flocked to see the crucifying of Butterfly Jesus.

Excuse me, waiter. There's a fly in my festival.

"Find Mothra" books are easier than "Where is Waldo" books

The crowd parted around the pink-clad stranger as the moth raised its wings above its holsters and demanded little Becky "Draw!"

"Aww crap, he's back. Who unplugged the giant light bulb?"

Your move idiots that use the "your move" joke everytime.

Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.

Ironically, they are attracted like a moth to a flame

Look at all the wasps....

Mothra was reduced to street entertainment after it's conflict with Godzilla

They'd all mocked Lenny while he was still a caterpiller. But he'd make them pay now. Oh how he'd make them pay.

I once caught a sweater thiiiiis biiiiiiggg

Lord Of The Flies was taken way too literally.

"Mommy, what happened? You look like a moth?" "That's just the LSD kickin' in sweetie."

The holy spirit is not aging well

Jerry soon realized that he was the only moth in a crowd full of W.A.S.P.s.

Sally always told herself one day after High School she'd blossom into something beautiful...

The Day the Earth Stood Still... with a quizical expression on its face.

Okay maybe it's time to do something about global warming...

Dove's "Real Women" campaign has gone too far

Evil Overlord Bathraxion had worked all morning perfecting his terrifying appearance. Unfortunately no one told him that dressing up as a little girl in pink would only frighten the giant moths.

if you look very, very closely you can see a 12 foot moth standing in the background.

Once identified....the little girl in pink stalks her victim before she goes in for the kill. The poor Mothra had no chance. This is nature at its worst.

Baxter Stockman attacks.

What is with all those fucking hats?

"...and all the girlies say I'm pretty butterfly for a white guy."

Hey! I found him! Wait... that's not Waldo... THAT'S NOT WALDO!!!

Hearing Mecha-Streisand was once again on the loose, Robert Smith of the Cure unleashes his powers.

Mothra felt out of place and embarrassed at the Stupid Hat Festival due to his lack of a stupid hat.

A large number of bystanders gathered to see what they thought was a harmless film prop. Eight survived.

What all the BUZZ is about

Never name your band "Garbage" you never know who you will attract

Klatu barata bug.

It's sad that Burning Man has gone so mainstream.

"There's gonna be a GOD DAMN EARTHQUAKE!! WHY WON'T ANYONE BELIEVE ME!?!?"

Mothman Prophecies 2: Barefoot in the Park.

Yeah lady the rumors are true, my tongue is three feet long.

If yor look closely, there is second, matching, little girl in pink with a white hat. If you spend more than 2 minutes looking, get a job.

"I have come to impregnate your women, and smash myself against your lightbulbs"

He who has not touched pollen throw the first stone

unfortunately for sky-net the first of the terminators had problems slipping seamlessly into human society and was promptly dismantled by humans when mistaken for party decor...

Pazuzu has certainly come downin the world, hasn't he?

Find BrundleWaldo.

Sure, there's a giant fly there.... but apparently you really need to steer clear of that little girl!

And then he flew into the bug-zapper, setting off the Great Blackout of '08.

Did someone say poop? I like poop? Where's the poop?

For some reason, everyone ignored the drum solo...

"The lesson here, children...not everybody gets to emerge from their life's cocoon as a beautiful butterfly!"