Craptions Classics December 10, 2008

Excuse Me... Everyone... yes, if you could just form a line here to be consumed.

MillsC9

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The people suddenly realized just how much they needed Godzilla.

WhiteMike

Millions flocked to see the crucifying of Butterfly Jesus.

Ledouche

Excuse me, waiter. There's a fly in my festival.

jtklove

"Find Mothra" books are easier than "Where is Waldo" books

abernathy

The crowd parted around the pink-clad stranger as the moth raised its wings above its holsters and demanded little Becky "Draw!"

crazyivan

"Aww crap, he's back. Who unplugged the giant light bulb?"

Stretch

Your move idiots that use the "your move" joke everytime.

slickjamesjik

Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.

Mr_Warmth

Ironically, they are attracted like a moth to a flame

xgrendelx

Look at all the wasps....

Thomas Calnan

Mothra was reduced to street entertainment after it's conflict with Godzilla

Bioked

They'd all mocked Lenny while he was still a caterpiller. But he'd make them pay now. Oh how he'd make them pay.

Mr_Warmth

I once caught a sweater thiiiiis biiiiiiggg

Skipmuntz

Lord Of The Flies was taken way too literally.

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