Other Craptions

I see George Clooney is doing another Batman film...

On the other hand, fuck the auto industry bailout!

"We're here to pick up your daughter"

My other car is a unicorn.

The mayor of Batman, Turkey bought a new ride with his settlement money.

The Ambiguously Gay Duo Live action film begins shooting.

If you see this guy driving near your children's playground, you are legally obligated to shoot him.

Little douche coupe.

The Virgin Mobile.

Queer Eye for the Bat Guy

Ladies and gentlemen of the Senate, I assure you we drove down here to Washington in the most humiliating way possible.

"I am not going to pick up that hitchiker, he looks fucking weird"

It's a two-seat, one-finned, driving, purple pussy repeller.

Holy shit it's the Princemobile

It actually runs on WTF and Batman comments.

"Does it come in black?"

The Big Three car companies are going broke for a damned good reason...

My other car is one I don't get laid in, either......

Another tardmobile craption... Good job guys.

The auto industry is bailed out by Hanna-Barbera.

Genital Motors

Rovers new marketing campaign: Tacky Racers.

Because he's the hero San Francisco deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A Fab Knight!

My other ride is ten year old boys.

They see me rollin.' They... Well, they confused.

Stanley always giggled when he told the car wash people to make sure they "polished the tip..."

Gas, grass, or ass. Nobody rides for free.

God damn it, LOST. I am NOT watching the next episode.

Few people know about Batman's slow younger brother, Iggy

My wife is going to be so angry when I come home from the ford dealership with this. I was supposed to get a station wagon!

ALWAYS get a CARFAX report!

"Look at this fuckin' shit, General Motors! Bet you wish you hadn't fired Snidely Whiplash now, huh?!"

It's 106 miles to Toonsville. We've got a full tank of flubber, half a pack of exploding cigars, its full day out, and I'm wearing the helmet I'm going to shove up Walt Disney's ass when we find him. Hit it.

This is the what makes pedophiles so easy to spot, the creepy smile...

Is it a car? Is it a vaccuum cleaner? Is it a torpedo launcher? You're all right!

Behold, the 2009 Homer, by Powell Motors

So, the next Batman is... Harvey Fierstein?!?

We're from the government and we're here to help you.

What goatse.cx drives.

Willy Wonka's venture into the auto industry met with disastrous results.

Elton John on his way to church.

FRANK ZAPPA LIVES

All Points Bulletin: Fragglerock PD: Be on the lookout for a hit and run suspect driving a 1972.....umm....it's purple...spiky hubcaps...a dorsal fin/wing thing...

PREPARE FOR RAMMING SPEED.

Now leaving Bowser's Castle... Turn right at rainbow road in 1.7 miles

10 seconds before the wackiest car crash ever.

"Right, uh... do I have the option to un-pimp my ride?"

Tim Burton's Batman

Dick Dastardly in the aptly named Penetrator.