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To those of you that don't immediately recognize that car as the "Dirty Truckster", driven by Dick Dastardly & his faithful dog sidekick Muttley, from the Fender Bender 500 cartoon, let me know what sex with a woman feels like...
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If you see this guy driving near your children's playground, you are legally obligated to shoot him.
FloydotheGreat
Ladies and gentlemen of the Senate, I assure you we drove down here to Washington in the most humiliating way possible.
Daniel_Garcia
Because he's the hero San Francisco deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A Fab Knight!
jwhaler
Stanley always giggled when he told the car wash people to make sure they "polished the tip..."
playdohpoetry
My wife is going to be so angry when I come home from the ford dealership with this. I was supposed to get a station wagon!
gm_zero
"Look at this fuckin' shit, General Motors! Bet you wish you hadn't fired Snidely Whiplash now, huh?!"
TheSicilian
It's 106 miles to Toonsville. We've got a full tank of flubber, half a pack of exploding cigars, its full day out, and I'm wearing the helmet I'm going to shove up Walt Disney's ass when we find him. Hit it.
RSoph
Is it a car? Is it a vaccuum cleaner? Is it a torpedo launcher? You're all right!
MagicMurderBag
Willy Wonka's venture into the auto industry met with disastrous results.
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All Points Bulletin: Fragglerock PD: Be on the lookout for a hit and run suspect driving a 1972.....umm....it's purple...spiky hubcaps...a dorsal fin/wing thing...
jsrduck
When I was a kid, I always had my dad park around the corner when he dropped me off at school.
crazyivan
This alternative fuel vehicle is powered completely by the laughter of onlookers.
capricia13
Crazy Eddies Car Emporium: Featured car of the week Low Mileage, custom paint and tires. Front mounted laser means you will never have to worry about parallel parking ever again! Come down, make me offer.
jwhaler
We do appreciate your input, Mr. Petty, but I think NASCAR's going to stick with the current car design...
bydonn
Ford's new Fellatio comes out in San Francisco this Spring, and expects to blow away the competition. GM is tight-lipped about it. Chrysler is swallowing hard, curious about this cross-over vehicle. Toyota expects to go down, but remains firm.
Leaf
After a sports team goes under, the mascot is dropped off back in the wild. You have to be strong and resist any attempt he may make to follow you.
Riggz309
To those of you that don't immediately recognize that car as the "Mean Machine 00", driven by Dick Dastardly & his faithful dog sidekick Muttley, from the "Wacky Races" cartoon, let me know what sex with a woman feels like...
getittwistd
Fueled by sucking small children and rodents through the front "mammal scoop" area, the Tesla W is the most gas efficient car in the world.
bobleponge
The little known first race of LeMans, the Wacky class, is arguably the most entertaining.
KMB
No, I did not recognize the Dirk Dastardly thing. I actually had to look it up to see if that was a real thing. Oh, and sex with a woman is awsome.
CavalierX
The new Mitsubishi Tongue-Waggler! Well, I admit it sounds better in Japanese.
ShawnStu
You're gonna drive me to drinkin' if you don't stop driving that hot rod lincoln.
jbirchfield
Wario's new go-kart was the shit. With the poison bananas and death shells Mario was surely going down.
Mr.Birchfield
*****WARNING****** If you don't keep this vehicle above 65 you will look extremely fucking gay!!!
MagicMurderBag
The Purple Helmeted Warrior and his brave companion, Sassysquatch, ride once more into battle.
Fkelleghan
I wanna roll with the gangstas, but so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy
jwhaler
Why do you insist on wearing that retarded purple helmet?!? Not cool, dude. Not cool.
LummoxJR
The designers were tasked with one goal: Make a concept car that makes the Yugo look like a Rolls Royce.
bydonn
"No, officer, I'm NOT a pedophile...whatsoever....nope. What gave you that idea???"
Straxus
Because the auto industry didn't get the bailout they wanted, they had to make due with what they had.
HomicidalClown
With the government refusing to bailout the "Big Three", Mattel decides to capitalize on the new open market.
Ed_Gein
The announcement to have your dingleberries scraped off was not the crowd gatherer the team had hoped for.
shyguy8413
Ever since Six Flags bought controlling interest in several auto companies, concept cars are getting weirder and weirder.
DamnitDog
Hollywoods live action Hanna Barbara cartoons. Cause if they can make Dragonball, then they can make this.
Gatt
If this thing is any indication of what this guy is compensating for (or not compensating for) then line up ladies...
MARCS
And on his first day of school senior year, Melvin's virgin streak was still holding strong.
QuickWit
Finally, Sigmund the Seamonster found a friend... or so he thought... his body was found three weeks later.
jbirchfield
Kit's new look was was definetly awesome but everytime Michael drove him into the trailer of a semi the fin would cut it in half.....The Knight Rider team went bankrupt replacing the trailers.
Roscoe
For some reason, getting his stomach stapled didn't end the public heckling Wario endured.
Coolmasta89
It's fucking dick dastardly from wacky races, doesn't anyone know this shit?
AJR1984
All the ricers agreed, Ricardo's Civic had the loudest exhaust modifications and was therefore, regrettably, the coolest.
Junior
This cars great, gets 60 miles to the gallon, accelerates and brakes like a sports car, and if anyone cuts you off there's a bomb-omb launcher in the front
LummoxJR
The inventor of the Segway tries once again to change the world with an invention everyone is sure to want.
jbirchfield
This cars secret weapon is the GIANT FUCKING BUBBLE ray which is totally awe.....ok it's actually pretty gay.
LummoxJR
Out of ideas, Hollywood reluctantly green-lights a movie about the commercially unsuccessful Eggplant Man.
Junior
Excuse me! Did you see a giant sunflower and a ghost drive by in a green pipe car?
DamnitDog
Dick Dastardly, having stolen a car from Willie Wonka was trying to out-drive El Kabong. Little did they know that Woody Woodpecker was waiting for them around the bend...
SRLivewire
Doug's father, mortgaged to the hilt, STILL doesn't know where his son's college fund ACTUALLY went ...
bobbyflash
Dick Dastardly rides home after tragic pigeon collision rips half of Muttley's face off
lord.henry
With the death of the American automobile industry, Japan decides to fuck with us and make what it has wanted for decades.
mrpeabody
"I'll get you yet Penelope Pitstop!" And then the dog chuckles or something... I'm too old for this shit.
KidPunkStar101
George Lucas promotes his new Stars Wars: Made for Kids Action-mobile... *Wookie not included*
bamentt
Gay version of Back to the Future; titled "Back into my Future". That Marty Mc Gay can drive!
Sporkicus
Never eat five alarm chili before going to bed. You'll wake up thinking that is a good idea.
DeBoInHiDef
New hybrids may feature the new "douchebag" chassis, complete with no backseat (you won't be having sex), and an enlarged trunk (well, consensual sex....). Hey at least it's not a Scion!
Nift
"It wasn't so much the car that bothered me, it was the fact that dad always took that furry potato thing for a ride instead of me."
Stonian
"Steve, honey, look!" "Oh god! Is this Megatron's younger brother's son?!" "Dear, I hope not, because that joke is way too old."
staffguyfield63
The Army's new plan to fight the insurgents in Afghanistan: missile launching vagina on wheels.
Marsden
Not pictured: Overbearing, conservative father with a drinking problem, a broken homestead, and a lifetime of spiteful restroom blowjobs.
zapper1
After years of effort, Marcus had finally made a car theat was an anti-pussy magnet
mrpeabody
I would love to see this on the first page of Google Images when you search for "wiener".
Mr.Ogynist
Not ONE Scientology reference? Okay. This is the type of car scientologists drive.
mabogo
IT IS EVIDENT THAT A VOLUMINOUS SUPPLEMENTARY DEDICATION OF RESOURCES WILL BE COMPULSORY IN ADVANCE OF A THOROUGH COMPREHENSION OF THE DEPICTED PHENOMENOLOGICAL OCCURRENCE...
captainawesome8
See everyone told me that cartoons weren't real that just proves it. Now that I have Dastardly and Mutly on my side I'll show them. I'LL SHOW ALL OF THEM. MWAHAHAHAHAHA
ajp1015
Shit....seeing the current car models, maybe we should bail out the auto industry!
getittwistd
Gary had no idea that the birthday present of his dreams would soon become his nightmare.
Sarcasticguy
what the fuck is that oh a fag with a fag car in the fag highway with a fag mustache
QuickWit
This time the big three automakers decided to come to Washington in something a little less over the top.
capricia13
They are really running low on new Batman villains if we are down to Snidely Whiplash and Bart Simpson.
fairies74
Batman's lesser known cousin from San Francisco comes for a visit this Christmas....
hadabochi
Bartman and Choda Boy arrive on the scene to rescue the white man trapped in the sauna.
jessen
I'd like to hazard a guess and say that he doesn't wear that helmet because his car goes too fast...
ajp1015
Mario Kart: The Movie!.......the shitty movie that your younger brother or stoned roommate will make you waste $11 on!
TheSicilian
George W. Bush's post-presidential speaking tour 2009 That's Karl Rove on the right in his true form
marked12
in an attempt that would hopefully help out the general motors company in michigan, they unveil their new 2009 concept car
getittwistd
The original pod racer from Star Wars: Episode 1. This idea was later scrapped for a computer generated model and an actual actor, instead of a muppet.
Fuzzles
Seconds later sever swat teams jump on the car to try and free the many children stuffed in the back
getittwistd
The Venerable Vagina Vehicle is the perfect compliment to anyone's dildozer!
darthangel310
Waluigi has some new tricks up his sleeve for the new Mario Kart game.. Including the Thwomp's Penis on the front.
venomizer
Despite their best efforts, GLAADs attempt renew their confidence with a gay Batman wasn't so well recieved..
xXGurrolaXx
What the fuck is that!?!?!?! No seriously, what is the things hanging off the backside?!?
dascrappa7
thats definately waluigi on the left. but what the fuck is the thing waving on the right. Also love the duct taped wheel wells.
DamnitDog
When Falcor, from the Neverending Story, died they turned him into a Korean sedan.
ScHyZ
And where the fuck am i supposed to put the groceries?!? You're mom is gonna get a beating tonight son!!
jtklove
"...Bart Simpson was killed today by a hit and run driver. Witnesses described the fleeing vehicle as 'small', 'purple', and 'totally scrumptious'...."
mabogo
Road-Rage in America has become so bad that some motorists have resorted to mounting Tactical Nuclear Missles in the grilles of their cars as a deterrent.....
crazyivan
The 2010 "Wallymobile" will challenge the Prius both in fuel efficiency and gayness.
jenifaaar
Guys....did none of you ever watch Wacky Races? This is CLEARLY Dick Dastardly, who clearly has a slightly paedophilic look about him, and I clearly never found anything odd about his name when I used to watch it as an 8-year-old...how things change.
Gratisthethird
The live-action adaptation of Mario-Kart was hit with hard times during the recession of the auto industry.
courthardly
Murky and Lurky... At it again.. When is someone going to tell them Rainbow Brite has ceased to exist?
chromigula
Only the British would try to make a live-action Wacky Races. Only the Japanese would make it look this gay.
LummoxJR
Although the first rocket car on the market performed to expectations, manufacturers were puzzled why it failed on the market.
LummoxJR
Disney's search for a character to replace Herbie began with a long string of failures.
Markus001
George W. Bush's departure from the White House would be conducted much in the way he'd run the country.
shaqmandu
This is the weirdest car ever. I mean, come on! The steering wheel is on the RIGHT?!
charokee
"IT IS EVIDENT THAT A VOLUMINOUS SUPPLEMENTARY DEDICATION OF RESOURCES WILL BE COMPULSORY IN ADVANCE OF A THOROUGH COMPREHENSION OF THE DEPICTED PHENOMENOLOGICAL OCCURRENCE... "........yeah! what he said!
DamnitDog
Muttley: Dude there is no windshield Dick: Just smile and maybe no one will notice us.
Straxus
After the Batmobile was destroyed in the last movie, Batman had to find a replacement.
resimars417
Snidely Whiplash is back on the scene... and has totally come out of the closet.
DamnitDog
With the slump in the auto industry HotWheels shows off its new line of full sized RC cars.
bobbyflash
YOU ALL LAUGHED WHEN I SAID I WAS GOING TO RECREATE WHACKY RACES! WELL, WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!? Oh, you are? Oh... I see...
Nationalizing the auto industry has its price.. this little number was designed by Barney Frank.
MightyMike
Catch the pigeon! Catch the pigeon! Catch the pigeon!...Oh wait... Wrong one?
NG14916
Waluigi has had enough of Mario's shit. Now he's coming for him with his newly improved fuck-car. Drill, baby, drill!
daniel_pryce
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE FRONT OF THAT CAR LOOKS A VERY SLIGHTLY LIKE A VAGINA! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I came.
Xerodo
Cracked: the only place in the world that will feature not just one, but two absolutely retarded vehicles on a single week.
MillsC9
Sadly, the gayest little float ever got confused and became separated from the parade...
Headbutt
Now pictured, the twin sister of Megatron, Orgasmatron, unlike Penetrator, she serves no purpose, other than having a giant psuedo clitoris.
Stonian
I'm going to assume that's a rocket coming out of that large hole in the front, because otherwise I'll go insane.
Stonian
When Timmy wished for a car with fins and rockets with jets on the back, he was pretty damn sure this wasn't what he'd asked for. He wanted more sparkles.
deadgreystar
The pedophiles had to up their dirty game in the harsh economic climate of 2008
rinkster
Killer cars circle Washington, just in case the Senate decides against a bail out.
SRLivewire
BLUE FLAME, winner of over 7 landspeed records at Bonneville Salt Flats, Utah, passed away today at age 89 ...
jngrow
"Man, that would be crazy if that was real." "Yeah, but dude, nobody would ever spend so much time on one Simpson's joke." "... DUDE!"
Damion
"Earthlings! I am KRANKOR! FROM THE PHANTOM PLANET! I HAVE COME TO ENSLAVE ALL HUMA--why...why is everyone laughing at me? And why are they calling me gay?"
the5thof4
"... and here comes Dick Dastardly, displaying the very real threat we Americans face daily, hemorrhoids."
the5thof4
"It was a one-eyed, one horned, flyin' purple people eater... A one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater... One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater..."
the5thof4
These special aerodynamic wings and shapes make it even easier and more fuel-efficient to enter a giant monster vagina as smoothly (and safely) as possible.
amic1971
Emerging from Toonland, the driver accidentally brought a clearly terrified Bart Simpson along for the ride.
ubensu
OK we have a jet engine,,, a giant purple shoe,,,a copy of Mario cart,, and a Muppet... lets put them together
bydonn
Rejected Pace Car from INDY, NASCAR, IHRA, and Chuck's House of Meats, LaundroMat, and Beauty Supplies....
Bagelfish
As Dick Dastardly emerged into the real world he realized that he was in fact a douche.
hardcoredynamic
Logo network's response to the popularity of pimp my ride: "Drag my Wheels"
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