In the last days of the Punctuation Wars, the colons launch their last offensive against the apostrophes.
Warning: Trashcan may ejaculate without warning
Caution: Heat Makes You Sweat, Dumbass.
Warning label for the Ark of the Covenant
Warning: Your ex got your new phone number
" Wait here for paternity results"
Just think, in a million years from now, this is going to be one fucked up hieroglyphic.
WARNING: Shit may hit fan
These Ikea directions are terrible.
You should see the sign for the Women's Restroom.
Bukkake has arrived in the 21st century.
WARNING: Don't shit in front of R2D2.
Warning: Radioactive beds may cause existential despair.
R2D2 conducts an interrogation.
Visual representation of how Texans feel about Obama in the White House.