Craptions Classics December 08, 2008

Warning: Trashcan may ejaculate without warning

Skipmuntz

Other Craptions

In the last days of the Punctuation Wars, the colons launch their last offensive against the apostrophes.

Gratisthethird

Caution: Heat Makes You Sweat, Dumbass.

CavalierX

Warning label for the Ark of the Covenant

CRACKED Staff,David Wiens

" Wait here for paternity results"

War8nt

Warning: Your ex got your new phone number

Vincenoir

Just think, in a million years from now, this is going to be one fucked up hieroglyphic.

Mr.Birchfield

WARNING: Shit may hit fan

crazyivan

These Ikea directions are terrible.

GaseousClay

You should see the sign for the Women's Restroom.

jsrduck

Bukkake has arrived in the 21st century.

FreshyK

WARNING: Don't shit in front of R2D2.

Animantis

Warning: Radioactive beds may cause existential despair.

jsrduck

R2D2 conducts an interrogation.

tovarish_stulov

Visual representation of how Texans feel about Obama in the White House.

DamnitDog
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

The Weekly Hit List

Sit back... Relax... We'll do all the work.
Get a weekly update on the best at Cracked. Subscribe now!