Other Craptions

In the last days of the Punctuation Wars, the colons launch their last offensive against the apostrophes.

Caution: Heat Makes You Sweat, Dumbass.

Warning label for the Ark of the Covenant

" Wait here for paternity results"

Warning: Your ex got your new phone number

Just think, in a million years from now, this is going to be one fucked up hieroglyphic.

WARNING: Shit may hit fan

These Ikea directions are terrible.

You should see the sign for the Women's Restroom.

Bukkake has arrived in the 21st century.

WARNING: Don't shit in front of R2D2.

Warning: Radioactive beds may cause existential despair.

R2D2 conducts an interrogation.

Visual representation of how Texans feel about Obama in the White House.

Warning: The "grande" burrito will give you the sweats and the shits. Do not eat it.

Warning: Do not build toilet in your sauna, or vice-versa.

I would be sweating to if I was sat staring at my own shiny shit.

The original , but discarded , cover for the song ' Come On Eileen '

I feel like I'm getting cancer just sitting here.

Michael Jackson watching a Jonas Brothers concert.

WARNING: People sitting in this section for 'Chernobyl: The Musical' may experience slight melting

When your Mom walks in on you watching porn, just act like nothing happened at all.

You laugh, but the next time you're infested with slugs, you'll be looking for this room!

I hear they're using radiation to sweat the swallowed sperm out of gay men.

Can you show me that in Braille?

Welcome to mexico. Enjoy your dinner

Everybody Poops: The SIMS Addition

cleveland steamer

The Day the Printer Stood Still

Shit on our porch and robots will kill you.

Warning: The Big Bang is stored in our trash cans

you thought it was a white man, didn't you? another example of generalized stereotypes in our culture.

Christian Suicide Booth, it just guilts you to death.

Caution: Our saunas are powered with real nuclear radiation.

We don't know... JUST DON'T FUCKING DO IT!

If you ran out of toilet paper the trash can might have an idea for you.

Its the new Ronco Sit,Shit ,Sweat and Spray. Just in time for Christmas

So, anyway, your father and I are coming over tomorrow. We're anxious to see this closet you say you've been living in...

Please note - Objects on acid may be scarier than they appear.

A simple "Mens Restroom" will do

Japan is such an advanced society that they have bathrooms for men, women, and people with chronic diarrhea.

The world's first two-story out-house.

WARNING! All lactating men will be shredded by machine gun fire.

No one has ever gone in the door between the men's and ladies' rooms...

Your sweating bullets? I'm sweating pork chops in here and Im Jewish!

How i feel right now at work....while on cracked.com..when i should be working....

Threesome rules: If you become winded and sweaty, remove yourself from the action and take a break.

I got nothing. Thanks Cracked.

Warning: Exploding garbage may cause vomitting, diarrhea, and brain leakage.