Other Craptions

Megatron's younger brother, Pentetrator, while weaker in power, received equal or greater respect from the ladies.

Wile E. Coyote's legacy lives on.

Pictured: The entire Canadian Space Program.

And long story short, that's where babies come from.

And the award for the most effort put into a suicide bombing goes to.......

The taliban have upgraded their weapons, but bear in mind it will take another 911 years to get to america on that ride.

Honey... The Mecha-Stork has brought our new baby boy. AND WHAT A BOY HE IS.

The economic crisis surely has affected the US Army...

I can't wait to see what he transforms into.

The death of Rupert Wright, the forgotten brother.

And would you believe that he had no engineering experience prior to this prototype?

I stopped watching Pokemon once they got to no.351: DrillStork.

My other car is an unblown nuclear weapon attached to some rickety tent poles with duct tape.

Enola Gay II

Yes officer, i'm pretty sure this is the man who raped me...

These Red Bull "Vehicles of Mass Destruction" contests just never get old!

The 2009 Chevy Douchebag

"Do you see now General Motors? Bet you wish you hadn't laid me off now, huh?!"

Everybody knows Operation Valkyrie was the plot to assassinate Hitler, few realize it involved this object with very little lube.

This'll teach those fucking seagulls!

Canada's military rolls out their newest weapon.

Is this thing on?

the six-billion dollar retard

Most people just put lamp shades on their heads when they're drunk.

Seconds later, the dream died ... as did the photographer ... and the crowd ...

He was looking real hard, but Jack Bauer just couldn’t find that last Nuclear bomb.

Michael Bay decides to film his next Transformers movie without the use of CGI.

The guest of honor for the Pearl Harbor day parade.

"Ok as soon as I get it up to 88 mph I'll be able to travel back in time and save Doc from being murdered."

Jenny said she could deepthroat anything Ben wanted to see if that was true

Iraq did have weapons of mass destruction. There were just hidden far too well.

GO GO GADGET PENIS CAR!

My plan is foolproof. NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW!! MWAA HAAA HA HAAAAAAAAA!

Long feared, we now have visual confirmation: Alabama Has Nukes.

Pictured: The new Acme hybrids.

It’s like NASCAR. Everyone’s secretly hoping there’s gonna be a crash.

Stork 2.0

The new ad for Hefty TRASH BAGS.

he dreams of visiting Mars. but in some ways, he's already there.

He's riding the tricycle backwards... how embarassing!

Since showing up in private jets and expensive hybrids got them nothing, the auto execs have a plan for their next appearance before Congress...

Ladies, sign up now to have your baby delivered by Dr. Strangelove.

Bob, while trying to get a picture, died almost instantly when he was penetrated by juniors bike. It took day to get the bike out of Bob and the mortician never did get the smile off of his face.

No one was particularly sure what jim was protesting but they sure as hell weren't brave enough to ask!

It was the biggest sex toy that Peter Cotton Tail had ever attempted to ride.

Obama’s plans regarding federally funded health care involved some serious changes for wheelchair users.

The stork-o-matic is a big seller in China where they favor baby boys.

Bush Admin shows the Weapons of Ass Destruction they uncovered in Iraq.

It's AMAZING what a retard can do with legos......Fucking Amazing