Other Craptions

A pinata is caught, and prepared for a party.

Dumbo 2: Barely Legal

George Lucas and Steven Spielberg decide to rape Dumbo after successfully raping Indiana Jones.

For the last time, Keith - it's not a real elephant, you don't have to hold it down for me!!!!

The Symbol of the Republican Party has a secret. He loves getting drilled in the ass.

These father-son moments are so precious.

Photographic evidence that Bill Clinton DID Have sex with Monica Lewinsky.

Typical city-folk looking for bacon

Desperate for cash, Dumbo finally does the scene he swore he'd never do.

And this little piggy had a dirty little secret...

The Republicans get desperate in their search for oil.

Surprisingly, this is legal in Ohio

"Yes I'm sure that PETA van isn't spying on us. NOW DRILL DAMMIT !"

Okay, okay! I'll talk. The peanuts are under the fireplace. Just please let me go.

this is what happens when Cow Tipping gets old

We needed to replace his ass. His old one had a CRACK in it.

Every 7 seconds, some sort of blue and orange thingy is raped by two old dudes.

No-one noticed the Titanic sinking in the harbour.

...and the kids at the miniature golf course cried, and cried

Gonna get those fucking pennies if its the last thing I do!

Babe regrets moving to the city.

This is called being "Obama'd"

Lord of the Flies 2: All Grown Up

not pictured: Dignity

Preparing for a meeting of the North American Man-Elephant Love Association (NAMELA)

Proctologists, alcohol and mini-golf courses don't mix very well.

People put glory holes in the oddest places these days.

That's not where the asshole goes!!

hm...thats funny, i see THREE pigs

. . . and with that, Carl could scratch one more thing off his "Bucket List."

Babar has a past that he doesn't like to talk about.

Bill Clinton's Republican fantasy.

"Bill... you're applying the mustard a little early..."

****!!!!!BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!***** This just in, beloved video game sensation, Crash Bandicoot, is arrested for illegal use of steriods!!!!

When you said you wanted a threesome I was kind of thinking of something else...

Yep, everytime we elect a democrat Elephant assaults go through the roof.

Greenpeace can't help you now, buddy.

I think I found your problem. This ain't gonna be cheap.

Sterilization of plastic orange pigs became mandatory in Britain yesterday after another savage attack...

In Communist Russia, You probe alien!

The best way to correct a chauvinist pig.

Hurry, before the tranquilizer dart wears off!!

The Dr. Suess slayer claims another victim.

Professional Plastic Pachyderm Penetration. Yup. That's what I do.

Yesterday, if you were to say I would end up drilling holes in pigs' asses, I would have called you crazy.

Rule 34 has been proven yet again!

Johnny: Daddy, what are those men doing to Dumbo? Father: You see son, when two men and an elephant are in love...

"We can rebuild him, Ted! We have the technology!"

Deliverance 2: County Fair Shananigans