Craptions Classics December 06, 2008

2 lawyers, one holds down the poor defenceless pig, the other screws him in the ass. Typical.

chrisharding123

Other Craptions

A pinata is caught, and prepared for a party.

Joobles

Dumbo 2: Barely Legal

Wazula

George Lucas and Steven Spielberg decide to rape Dumbo after successfully raping Indiana Jones.

deaved_wrath

For the last time, Keith - it's not a real elephant, you don't have to hold it down for me!!!!

Thomas Calnan

The Symbol of the Republican Party has a secret. He loves getting drilled in the ass.

Batman?

These father-son moments are so precious.

Duajco

Photographic evidence that Bill Clinton DID Have sex with Monica Lewinsky.

Bionic_Crouton

Typical city-folk looking for bacon

CaptainCarl

Desperate for cash, Dumbo finally does the scene he swore he'd never do.

Syko

And this little piggy had a dirty little secret...

deaved_wrath

The Republicans get desperate in their search for oil.

Syko

Surprisingly, this is legal in Ohio

gprime88

"Yes I'm sure that PETA van isn't spying on us. NOW DRILL DAMMIT !"

v3N0m27

Okay, okay! I'll talk. The peanuts are under the fireplace. Just please let me go.

fathacal
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