Craptions Classics December 05, 2008

Skeletor had to do some things he wasn't particularly proud of to achieve his height of power

Anal_Discharge

Other Craptions

Doug's prostate exam was too little too late.

methlabmusik

Free porn isn't always good porn!

ajp1015

Butt Pirates of the Caribbean.

Gann

Lars was pretty sure the guy in front of him had been waiting in line longer.

jsrduck

Tim Burton's Pirates of the Caribbean

hiwata

When Lyle donated his body to science, he had no idea what that really meant...

getittwistd

WORST. HAMLET. EVER.

Yankmaven

Hey look! That man has a boner!

MisterCode

Your move, Johnny Depp.

CavalierX

Oh, is Keith Richards playing Jack Sparrow's father in the next one, too?

CavalierX

Got a little captain in ya?

wamsachel

Fuck, I got to the Craption page 15 minutes late. Oh well, I guess no on will read this because nobody ever checks the 1 votes after 50 or so craptions. I like to lick monkey assholes.

pelcurus

Dead men tell no tales...certainly not this tale, anyway.

zbeebs

Nothing can stop Heath Ledger's career!

Wazula
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