Other Craptions

Doug's prostate exam was too little too late.

Free porn isn't always good porn!

Butt Pirates of the Caribbean.

Lars was pretty sure the guy in front of him had been waiting in line longer.

Tim Burton's Pirates of the Caribbean

When Lyle donated his body to science, he had no idea what that really meant...

WORST. HAMLET. EVER.

Hey look! That man has a boner!

Your move, Johnny Depp.

Oh, is Keith Richards playing Jack Sparrow's father in the next one, too?

Got a little captain in ya?

Fuck, I got to the Craption page 15 minutes late. Oh well, I guess no on will read this because nobody ever checks the 1 votes after 50 or so craptions. I like to lick monkey assholes.

Dead men tell no tales...certainly not this tale, anyway.

Nothing can stop Heath Ledger's career!

Something's wrong with my wheelbarrow.

Sven was mortified when a gust of wind blew the tarp away, revealing his dark, secret perversion.

Yar! The butt pirates are always after me booty!

no, no, that's fine everyone, just stand there don't help me look for my contact...assholes.

Fuck my life. Why didn't I stay in school???

OMG! who the fuck wears denim shirts anymore?!

Aw, demon need to go walkies?

Dude, you're supposed to bury the prostitute when you're done with her...

Through his tears, Jim asks "Now daddy? Do you love me now?"

Some people just have the strangest fetishes...

Eat some food, Ashley Olsen!

Todays show is brought to you by the letter ARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

Pirates of the Brokeback Mountain

I found the nephilim's corpse and I'll do whatever the fuck I want with it. As a mather of fact, "fuck" its exactly what I'm gonna do with it.

Kate Moss is to weak to walk to the photo shoots on her own.

Costume $75 Alluminum rods $225 Skeleton $300 Losing your dignity...Priceless There are some things money can't buy, but for losing your dignity there's Cracked.com

So THATS why Michael Jackson wanted to buy The Elephant Mans skeleton!

Big Bird's handlers never received the "How To Care for Your Muppet" guide that Jim Henson promised them.

Just because you have skeletons in your closet, it doesn't mean you can parade them around for entertainment.

Pirates of the Caribbean 4: Dead Man's Sex

The point at which Disney finally said, "Enough is enough"

The theory of evolution ... according to Kansas

Doug was always slow to climax.

"How do you like it Jim Henson? Huh? HOW THE FUCK DO YOU LIKE IT?"

Hot Topic fan boys have a hard time combining their Pirates of the Caribbean and Nightmare before Christmas enthusiasm.

The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.

WWE resurrects Andre the Giant for the grudge match of the century.

"PiraPes of the Caribbean" is a much less publicised Disney attraction.

The crowd was even more terrified when they learned the the skeleton was actually controlling the pirate.

Calista Flockheart just fell down! Johnny Depp to the rescue!

Eventually the Republican's plan to convince people that John McCain was actually alive was exposed as a hoax.

Down, Set, Hi-- ...Oh wait, our center is dead. Time out!

Another Craption contest where only the first 10 posters get any votes. Awesome.

Undeads don't have the respect they used to have in World of Warcraft

"You may feel a little prick!"