Skeletor had to do some things he wasn't particularly proud of to achieve his height of power
Doug's prostate exam was too little too late.
Free porn isn't always good porn!
Butt Pirates of the Caribbean.
Lars was pretty sure the guy in front of him had been waiting in line longer.
Tim Burton's Pirates of the Caribbean
When Lyle donated his body to science, he had no idea what that really meant...
WORST. HAMLET. EVER.
Hey look! That man has a boner!
Your move, Johnny Depp.
Oh, is Keith Richards playing Jack Sparrow's father in the next one, too?
Got a little captain in ya?
Fuck, I got to the Craption page 15 minutes late. Oh well, I guess no on will read this because nobody ever checks the 1 votes after 50 or so craptions. I like to lick monkey assholes.
Dead men tell no tales...certainly not this tale, anyway.
Nothing can stop Heath Ledger's career!