Other Craptions

Bumper sticker: "My other car is a semi-automatic."

I know what you're thinking ... did I grill five steaks or six?

Texas car alarm

He really hates tailgaters.

Never bring a giant barbecue grill knife to a giant barbecue grill gun fight.

For the last time, the size of my penis is NOT your business!!!

Chevy's new Plaxico Burress model.

Before he leaves office, George W makes a small change to the statue of liberty.

To Texans the Second Amendment is no small matter

Pictured: three of the tiniest penises in Texas.

Gentlemen...Clifford has become too large a threat to ignore any longer

...and it shoots bullets the size of Gary Coleman

"Are you sure this how they do abortions?" "Yes, honey don't worry about a thing."

In Soviet Russia, gun loads YOU.

BAN THIS OBAMA!

I've got a delivery for Sarah Palin...

I can't think of anything but I really want to win. I've really wanted to win for a long and hard time. Please vote me up.

See this you primitive screwheads? THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK!!

I want to see the size of the stacked beer cans it's aimed at.

And somewhere, Freud is laughing his ass off.

1...2...3..DRAwohshit

My other car is Chuck Norris

So Michel Bay just thought, HEY FUCK SUBTLY I CAN MAKE RUSH HOUR 4 HOWEVER FUCKING I WANT!

Dick Cheney is taking Obama hunting.

Its an 88 magnum. It shoots through schools...

Your move Megatron.

Say hello to my little friend!

Warning: truck may backfire

Can I ride shotgun?

Clint Eastwood was buried with a simple, tasteful headstone.

Palin's new plan for home land security: Point at Russia.

It was either this or health insurance for my children, I think I made the right choice.

You should see the tank on his 18-Wheeler.

OMG HAX!!1!

And even with this, the stormtrooper would still miss Mickey.

Ive heard of compensating for something, but this is... Awesome!

This'll teach those Asian women to change lanes without their turn signals.

Michael Moore has his worst nightmare ever.

Definitely made in the USA!

"Your goose is cooked, badguy. No really, your goose is cooked. And so are the potatoes..."

Fuck you Obama. I dare you to take my gun!

Find your giant, find your killer.

This is the suggested travel method when passing through Philly.

And you still fucking missed?

My other car is a pacifist.

Sure, it's big, but finding bullets is a BITCH.

Hold my beer. Watch this shit!

Some guys buy a sports car to compensate... some guys take it a step further.

Charlton Heston just got a boner from beyond the grave