Craptions Classics December 04, 2008

Charlton Heston's headstone is finally delivered.

methlabmusik

Other Craptions

Bumper sticker: "My other car is a semi-automatic."

CavalierX

I know what you're thinking ... did I grill five steaks or six?

slickjamesjik

Texas car alarm

phreesh

He really hates tailgaters.

jessen

Never bring a giant barbecue grill knife to a giant barbecue grill gun fight.

Plan B

For the last time, the size of my penis is NOT your business!!!

Eduardo Rodriguez

Chevy's new Plaxico Burress model.

jpj420

Before he leaves office, George W makes a small change to the statue of liberty.

Gann

To Texans the Second Amendment is no small matter

TimeShare

Pictured: three of the tiniest penises in Texas.

dying_in_back

Gentlemen...Clifford has become too large a threat to ignore any longer

dougisdumb

...and it shoots bullets the size of Gary Coleman

pottman8

"Are you sure this how they do abortions?" "Yes, honey don't worry about a thing."

bobthecob

In Soviet Russia, gun loads YOU.

DooWahDiddy
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