Other Craptions

I'd be willing to bet that the carpet does NOT match the drapes.

I am totally over all this Amy Winhouse Bullshit

Phil Spector arrives at court

Better pull that strap up or else you'll look silly!

This is why Prop 8 passed.

I should have taken the blue pill..

footage of Britney Spears' trial

Few people realize the transgendered Super Mario villain Birdo was based on a real person.

OK; I give up. Is that a purse or a "man-bag?"

Whay is that leopard dressed like a gay man?

Oh GOD! He said there was no film in that camera!

Someone, somewhere is masturbating to this... No, wait...

Even more disturbing is the redhead checking out his ass.

Seriously. WHITE after Labor Day?!? Slut.

One size fits most.

Apparently there's a fourth type beyond heterosexual, homosexual and asexual.

It's true: Paris Hilton looks better in the dark.

Obama announces his latest Cabinet pick, the "Secretary of the Posterior."

That bastard is wearing the same outfit I am.

little did we know the camera was really a "DRAG GUN!"

Michael Jackson finally felt pretty.

Somehow, my disguise wasn't fooling the humans.

This is my "O-Face". O! O! O!

shit i promised myself i wasnt going to masturbate today

Leatherface during his "gay" years

Vic: My dad's a lawyer, what does your dad do? Sam: I don't want to talk about it.

When Obama won the election, Sean Hannity took it pretty hard.

Born with a very rare condition that leaves his face looking like a sex doll, Gary tried for the rest of his life to fit in. It didn't work.

After Obama's inauguration, George Bush decided to leave with what little dignity he had.

Bill O'Reilly warned us this would happen.

Ann Coulter has really let herself go.

I'm beginning to suspect she is in fact a he!

This was how California became the first state to be expelled from the Union.

Let's just say I got the job and leave it at that....

The things Ted saw in that court room would haunt him for the rest of his life.

San Francisco's new mayor takes office.

The new costumes for the live-action Barbie movie aren't looking as good as I thought.

Headline MAN GETS AWAY WITH MURDER declared too damn fabulous

30 seconds after Obama is sworn into the White House.

How everyone from Kansas imagines homosexuals.

I cant believe it! More than 50 tries and e-Harmony keeps rejecting me!!!

Janet left me for that? WTF!

The 1st and only meeting of the Dennis Rodman fan club wasn't met to his standards.

Britney Spears is shocked she lost her latest custody battle.

My brother always has to be the center of attention.

Obama's new ambassador to the UN.

A typical wedding in Massachusetts.

Leopard print? What a slut!

Some people just need to stay in the closet.