Other Craptions

Even that close up, you know the Storm Trooper won't be able to hit him.

All we need now is a McDonald's sign, and the Axis of Evil will be complete.

I'm here about the rodent problem.

Fucking MapQuest! Does this look ANYTHING like Dantooine?! Vader's gonna pissed!

5 seconds from now: the most unlikely of all gay sex fan-fiction is made a reality.

All your base are belong to Disney

Set blaster to FUN!

It's a small empire after all

"These aren't the toys you're looking for..."

A long time ago, in Studio far far away, a prop man fucked shit up big time.

WTF!? turquoise trim?!

"I'm only gonna ask you one more time Mouse...where the fuck is the Pirates of the Caribbean ride!?"

Worst blind date. EVER.

MICKEY..... I AM YOUR FATHER.

The next season of "LOST"

It's still better than Jar Jar Binks.

"PULL!!!"

Stormtrooper A1AEZ267 tries to push out any doubt in his new master... The Emperor was evil, but this Mouse... this Mouse was fucking insane.

These aren't the rides you're looking for.

With the improvements of CGI technology, George Lucas grows closer to realizing his vision.

That's no moon.....that's a corporate icon.

This summer, two unlikely heroes team up to protect the world.

George Lucas sends his minions to destroy the one empire that can out merchandise him!

If you thought having one in France was a bad move, Disney comes out with plans to build on Alderan.

The lord of the rings characters only won a trip to legoland

"Don't do it Mickey !" "You've got to much to live for" "Think about the people who love you !" "Khhhh, do a flip !"

I guess it really IS a small world after all!

Awh shit.. Awh no it's happening again... Vader! VADER!! I'm seeing him again!!

First ewoks and now this? I'm starting to think we are kind of a bully empire.

"Wait a minute, that's not the Death Star. Dammit!"

Welcome to The Happiest Place on Tatooine!

Being out of other options, Mr. Walt gladly funded the construction of the third Death Star.

Crouching mouse, oblivious stormtrooper

Chet sighed. First they took away his dental plan and now this...

The "Cheese" is strong in the one, haha.

And then, Darth Vader pulled off his mask to reveal his true face...

Dude, what planet is this?

I think it's pretty obvious that the stormtrooper wins this round.

You must be this tall to use the force.

Space balls 2

Mr. Miagi has taught you well

Not exactly a Womprat, but close enough...

That's no mouse, that's a space station!

"Yes Lord Micky, right away"

Billy... Looking like you do... you have to choices in life... be either gay or a nerd... choose wisely.

Star wars: Empire vs Empire

Screw Godzilla. Japan should really be worried about a continent sized anthrapomorphic mouse and a planet sized storm trooper.

I find your lack of Disney merchandise disturbing...

I really wish Lucas would stop making special editions.