Craptions Classics December 01, 2008

Topless women?

jessen

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Those hookers better be half price.

jpj420

With my luck, I'd probably wind up with the half that talks.....

mabogo

These were made in Tunisia. Get it....Two Knees ya...... Fuck You Guys.

megaweege66

I told you we shouldn't have bought the child size invisibility cloaks!

Ledouche

When my friends said "Let's go to a topless bar!" I had NO idea...

CavalierX

Seeing as Asian women have the breast-structure of 10 year-old boys anyway, the sex doll industry there felt this was a good cost-cutting move

Hank

She still has a pair of lips, but this set doesn't argue with you.

slickjamesjik

Good thing there's still time for me to revise my letter to Santa...

CavalierX

Crazy Chinese may have gotten a lot wrong over the years, but at least they managed to show a woman her proper place: on her knees.

candida

Mermaid sex adapter

Antonio Arrieta

Only half? what a waist

smallshrimp

But how will they wash dishes?

Gann

Wow, the international economy is really struggling when they can't even afford full sized sex toys in Asia.

bengals

What has four legs and can't give a blowjob??

Thomas Calnan
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