Other Craptions

Those hookers better be half price.

With my luck, I'd probably wind up with the half that talks.....

These were made in Tunisia. Get it....Two Knees ya...... Fuck You Guys.

I told you we shouldn't have bought the child size invisibility cloaks!

When my friends said "Let's go to a topless bar!" I had NO idea...

Seeing as Asian women have the breast-structure of 10 year-old boys anyway, the sex doll industry there felt this was a good cost-cutting move

She still has a pair of lips, but this set doesn't argue with you.

Good thing there's still time for me to revise my letter to Santa...

Crazy Chinese may have gotten a lot wrong over the years, but at least they managed to show a woman her proper place: on her knees.

Mermaid sex adapter

Only half? what a waist

But how will they wash dishes?

Wow, the international economy is really struggling when they can't even afford full sized sex toys in Asia.

What has four legs and can't give a blowjob??

This is how the middle east sees women.

LEGSBIANS!!!!

Heather Mills' closet

my better half's better half

"And the she woke up in a tube full of ice and her kidneys were gone!" "That is nothing. Over in Japan..."

O.K.....what's your bottom price?

Christopher Reeves Sexual Nightmare.

"Did you ask them out?" "No. They were just a couple of assholes."

Sale today! All mannequins, half off!

" See! I TOLD you Scientology was REAL! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . That'll be $200,000. "

Oh thank god, its asian. For a minute there I thought something was wrong.

In another adaptation of The Gift of the Magi, the ironic twist is that he sacrificed his genitals to purchase her an enormously expensive push-up bra, while she cut off her torso to buy him his favorite enormously expensive lube.

17 more box tops from squid ink ice cream & i'll have a whole girlfirend!!

The "Bill Clinton Barc-a-lounger"...on sale now!

OK girls, tonight you are working 3rd and Main. . . Girls. . GIRLS!!! OPEN you LEGS and LISTEN!

The perfect woman...No mouth, fine ass

After God created mermaids, he was left with a few spare parts.

this puts a new twist on a butter face...

They really need to simply rename this "Japtions"

Washington, D.C. is apparently not the only place in this country where you can buy your very own ass.

Harde to tyype wit 1 hand

"I NEED TO LOSE TEN MORE POUNDS, OR I'LL NEVER BE PRETTY!"

For great laughs, place this in front of you in a public restroom stall!

Magicians sell what's left of their assistants in Japan.

Some assembly required.

Yes, but are they anatomically correct??

Great! I need some new legs for my Mrs. PotatoWhore.

The best T.V. stand money can buy!

Drop one of these down your chimney on Christams Eve and tell the kids that this is what happens to naughty people!! Guaranteed to keep them behaving for months!!

The new fleshlight for lesbians.

some women will do anything to avoid giving head.

God finally perfects women by making them easily storable.

Man......what isn't Made in China?

Penis Warmers, the gift that keeps on giving.

When you said we were going to a topless club, I expected to see titties.